I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
返る173.33
コピー174.23
民屋176.36
話題173.25
確実173.06
美しさ173.72
震え173.19
模様173.63
そうだね173.30
これ以上173.04
おずおず174.04
行為173.26
知り合い173.31
言いながら173.25
蘇175.55
手元173.50
反省173.53
余計173.16
あちこち173.50
海172.90
お客さま175.01
譲る173.54
せよ173.68
展開173.04
歓迎173.56
届け173.66
目標173.39
アンデッド173.56
発生173.13
どうでも良い173.51
複数173.29
何でも173.05
見様173.25
がた174.29
嬢173.21
襲撃173.23
四173.02
迄に173.09
仕掛ける173.51
誘い173.82
抱きつく173.59
ごと173.29
何と173.05
控室174.40
叫び173.32
何事か173.83
瞬時173.67
なのに172.74
異常173.12
いらっしゃい174.04
邸173.67
吐き出す173.41
スカート173.67
地面172.67
ありがと173.60
落札174.57
スタイル173.70
引っかかる173.71
中々172.84
真面目173.25
約束173.02
ブラ174.11
短剣173.37
下げる173.28
決まり173.89
摂る174.03
農民174.04
いよいよ173.53
号173.35
勝利172.88
総出172.91
ただ今173.64
であれば172.92
子供たち173.38
指摘173.38
真剣173.16
着替える173.85
調子173.23
重ねて173.65
誰が173.18
掲示174.97
スケルトン173.64
緋色174.24
今晩は174.16
ソース173.88
見た目173.08
余意173.23
感知173.27
一発173.49
なさる173.34
装着173.89
1本174.11
落ち173.01
7173.26
込む173.25
庇う173.56
出来れば173.04
新しい172.99
仲良く173.30
ブラック163.98

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