I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
天涯孤独15.10
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
事になりかねない14.56
流出14.43
どっかり14.85
13.68
野うさぎ15.18
どっこいどっこい15.44
応接間14.41
色目14.99
非現実的14.77
ディープキス15.73
データ13.64
モーション14.52
合点14.40
チラリズム15.30
月夜14.56
穿り出す16.81
一蹴14.31
せせら笑う15.04
口をとがらす16.46
小動物14.13
憎む14.00
詳しく13.53
交際14.57
小綺麗15.21
いい気味15.00
急降下14.31
そつなく14.95
具現化14.33
軟禁14.53
姉ちゃん13.78
異性14.02
昼飯14.26
引きとめる15.59
捕獲13.95
潰れる14.02
本質13.95
さらり14.08
ような気がする13.55
三和土14.64
表現者16.15
醤油13.98
天才肌15.38
麗しい14.16
避雷針15.22
再戦14.56
人間並み15.36
テクニック14.61
はらす15.28
薄衣15.10
コメディ15.03
王権14.44
端々14.18
もっとも12.94
十字軍14.15
名前付き15.55
焼きつくす15.81
留め金15.12
素っぴん15.31
手のもの14.70
イン13.77
待合15.60
若しや13.84
規律14.50
墜落14.25
運指15.86
特攻隊15.60
戸板14.05
力を込める14.35
おめでとうございます14.10
目の下14.53
詰まらなさそう14.92
流用14.57
何げない16.49
民宿15.75
頭一つ14.59
まい進15.96
取り放題15.57
媚薬14.93
13.73
タタキ15.70
法外14.97
延いて14.64
じゅうじゅう15.23
お題14.76
ドタマ16.03
死角14.04
お茶を入れる15.43
頭文字15.26
また今度14.30
落成式15.73
逆効果14.48
凄く13.11
アームロック16.24
精力的14.74
他店15.62
無罪放免15.07
ド阿呆15.98
敵愾心14.78

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