I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
秘密裏14.31
一刀両断14.50
旅支度15.00
一段14.26
有り合わせ15.91
一山15.33
瑕疵14.99
腐食14.50
だから何だ14.84
握力14.59
バンバン14.55
勝負は時の運15.98
にしては13.42
高飛車14.91
そうなんです13.96
ぎりぎりまで14.78
食いしばる14.17
ザラッと16.69
吾等14.86
飛び入り15.03
火の玉14.19
出し合う14.85
建つ14.14
異例14.50
挙動14.24
2人きり14.81
嘆息13.95
粗悪品14.98
灼熱14.12
スクリーマー17.59
ネーミング14.54
可愛がり15.02
ぺろっと15.36
語らい14.72
標榜15.26
染み14.05
再戦14.56
薄衣15.10
罰則14.66
食事を摂る15.09
重い口を開く15.74
15.81
強行軍14.72
爪跡15.73
補填14.63
手に負えない14.60
セミロング14.98
誘惑14.00
蒸らす15.32
立腹14.77
肩で息をする15.08
空を覆う15.26
香味野菜15.49
無礼講14.92
欲求14.17
枯れる13.98
平和協定16.39
初代13.75
救い出す14.41
教えを請う15.30
にんにく15.10
貸してあげる15.19
飲み込みが早い15.67
位置につく15.75
義母14.01
詰まらなさそう14.92
擁する14.69
穀倉地帯14.83
居心地14.01
乗用15.55
ぐうの音も出ない14.98
13.81
すれ違う13.95
コメント14.11
ワックス15.34
息を整える14.86
部長13.80
無限大15.09
申し訳程度14.81
お互い様14.45
鯢波16.48
ハメ14.49
少年少女14.41
破裂14.12
全勝15.26
人が悪い15.09
交戦13.94
小道具14.94
過ぎたこと14.75
昼メロ16.59
民芸品15.66
実体14.18
化け14.37
びら15.72
それそれ15.08
温度調整15.38
いだ14.46
如何わしい14.75
毎日毎日14.60
ハンター13.70

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