I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
魔法陣163.14
つつ162.62
犬163.20
道162.74
そこまで162.73
がな163.14
溢れる163.55
略奪164.21
係る163.24
千万164.70
問答無用164.02
叫び声163.71
千163.21
勿論162.47
的162.51
1千万165.66
両足163.97
汗163.33
後方163.21
拍手163.71
横から163.75
姿勢163.32
暗殺163.57
皿163.50
ウェア165.28
ません163.24
敵対163.58
友人163.09
固定163.52
なんぞ163.85
見え162.91
恐れ163.43
不満163.21
あなた方163.88
医員163.06
ビビる164.00
住む163.05
抱っこ164.11
そうですね163.02
機会163.05
組163.29
回答163.86
自信163.13
設備163.81
構いません163.56
決まって163.34
合わせて163.08
氷162.98
得意163.23
成るべく163.53
唯一163.27
術162.84
数日後164.04
どの163.16
俺ら163.50
じゃい164.65
参る163.61
腐る163.60
そうそう163.36
作り163.14
おはよう163.57
冷める163.72
晒す163.59
結晶163.43
足りる163.35
はずだ162.64
天国164.19
ここから163.14
学ぶ163.35
許可163.18
事がある162.89
だけでなく163.27
小娘163.84
価値163.23
それ程163.03
出現163.22
やれやれ163.70
指示を出す163.96
シンプル163.78
大変162.84
匂い163.08
無効163.87
散歩163.81
含める163.11
各地163.69
背負う163.31
立ち上がる162.96
無理やり163.54
供に163.75
して遣る163.56
コンクール164.94
ブラック163.98
正しく163.40
欲望163.84
反射的に163.75
夫人163.53
兵士162.77
扱い163.04
観察163.29
興行165.10

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