I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
姿勢163.32
ここから163.14
欲望163.84
慎重163.46
機会163.05
あなた方163.88
担当163.35
作り163.14
得意163.23
正しく163.40
ビビる164.00
問答無用164.02
住む163.05
反射的に163.75
観察163.29
学ぶ163.35
リング164.00
その時162.75
独り言163.87
数日後164.04
事がある162.89
どの163.16
1千万165.66
162.51
各地163.69
サラマンダー164.40
略奪164.21
伊達者166.24
設備163.81
して遣る163.56
大変162.84
問いかける163.50
ブラック163.98
冷める163.72
晒す163.59
扱い163.04
タイミング163.16
将に163.16
恐れ163.43
162.74
なんぞ163.85
兵士162.77
だからこそ162.92
それ程163.03
勿論162.47
葡萄酒164.53
おっぱい163.98
回答163.86
163.50
不満163.21
昨晩163.98
興行165.10
がな163.14
結ぶ163.30
結晶163.43
163.20
両足163.97
手おけ163.35
生産163.50
価値163.23
参る163.61
医員163.06
言い残す164.02
違和感163.28
友人163.09
抱っこ164.11
含める163.11
暗殺163.57
シンプル163.78
ポーチ163.98
162.98
遠吠え164.44
背負う163.31
163.33
やれやれ163.70
どうせ163.22
唯一163.27
記載163.96
敵対163.58
供に163.75
指示を出す163.96
決まって163.34
その足で164.53
魔法陣163.14
設計事務所166.28
163.29
コンクール164.94
小娘163.84
はずだ162.64
合わせて163.08
つつ162.62
構いません163.56
腐る163.60
係る163.24
出現163.22
そうそう163.36
ウェア165.28
ことになっている163.71
ファンクラブ164.59
叫び声163.71

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