I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
含める163.11
163.59
結晶163.43
背負う163.31
出現163.22
手おけ163.35
騎士162.31
自信163.13
敵対163.58
おはよう163.57
叫び声163.71
各地163.69
ません163.24
住む163.05
葡萄酒164.53
晒す163.59
正しく163.40
構いません163.56
抱っこ164.11
俺ら163.50
言い残す164.02
やれやれ163.70
後方163.21
163.33
1千万165.66
夫人163.53
伊達者166.24
大変162.84
設備163.81
だからこそ162.92
兵士162.77
観察163.29
見え162.91
問いかける163.50
係る163.24
163.20
固定163.52
そうですね163.02
不満163.21
機会163.05
天国164.19
成るべく163.53
普通162.64
して遣る163.56
つつ162.62
独り言163.87
シンプル163.78
そうそう163.36
作り163.14
だけでなく163.27
それ程163.03
小娘163.84
供に163.75
ブラック163.98
162.84
暗殺163.57
ポーチ163.98
やり取り163.21
その時162.75
ことになっている163.71
横から163.75
友人163.09
足りる163.35
腐る163.60
163.50
どうせ163.22
結ぶ163.30
両足163.97
おっぱい163.98
サラマンダー164.40
設計事務所166.28
あなた方163.88
3日163.87
医員163.06
数日後164.04
価値163.23
立ち上がる162.96
回答163.86
事がある162.89
参る163.61
欲望163.84
ウェア165.28
はずだ162.64
姿勢163.32
162.51
問答無用164.02
恐れ163.43
匂い163.08
溢れる163.55
将に163.16
勿論162.47
唯一163.27
163.21
無理やり163.54
決まって163.34
リング164.00
どの163.16
ビビる164.00
冷める163.72
ファンクラブ164.59

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