I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
つつも13.23
お笑い芸人15.74
何げない16.49
切り出し14.47
ほんの僅か14.08
緞帳15.77
先鋒14.66
同時刻14.86
怒声14.02
キャンセル14.12
ドアノブ14.47
石像14.14
吸い上げる14.81
出荷時16.72
弱肉強食14.66
そうなんです13.96
酷似14.45
何と言っても14.69
身体中14.35
応接間14.41
好いこと14.98
なだれ込む14.70
度重なる14.55
小瓶14.20
際立つ14.24
民芸品15.66
知ってか知らずか14.66
営利15.43
いざとなったら14.42
追い込み14.89
博覧会15.43
中盤14.56
どっこいどっこい15.44
執心14.70
止まれ14.37
口角泡15.98
ナックル14.79
ストレスフリー16.14
接吻14.81
訳の分からない14.52
不死身14.52
人使い15.24
イン13.77
窒息14.72
ぶらぶら14.50
ネズミ13.98
風邪13.90
見栄14.43
数値13.94
びた一文15.97
突きとめる16.26
阿鼻叫喚14.57
信頼に足る15.31
最低ランク15.16
大成功14.48
斜眼14.48
ありゃあ14.68
全額14.69
三社14.45
独断14.32
13.49
不眠不休14.98
棲む14.38
13.27
執る14.23
パクる15.93
高級品14.29
品種改良14.71
無限大15.09
左胸14.70
主演15.09
遠ざかる13.90
失禁14.85
モジモジ14.77
海底14.05
十把一絡げ15.56
謙虚14.48
かいな14.05
待ちかね15.39
完全予約制16.21
マカデミアナッツ16.99
しま14.33
助長14.80
野中13.48
ウナギ14.61
幾つ14.07
特異14.11
栽培14.01
多すぎる14.09
14.63
冷やっと15.65
網焼き15.64
できるだけ早く14.83
カッター14.28
最低価格15.75
後進14.81
プリーツ15.93
ブロック14.10
下請16.99
お兄さん13.58

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