I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
プリーツ15.93
憑かれる14.47
根回し14.30
果肉14.92
極楽15.02
一廉15.72
評価額15.86
のめり込む14.81
球状14.70
こじ開ける14.53
一昼夜15.28
急ピッチ14.95
詰まらなさそう14.92
極めて13.49
絶品14.56
コツン14.92
金銀14.57
ぷくぷく15.48
ウォーターボール15.18
沿う14.19
ある意味では14.34
いい具合に15.12
揚げ14.43
来場者15.46
屋外14.41
名指し14.62
貧相14.50
崇める14.14
ホットライン15.52
トレモロ16.21
支配者14.02
よーし14.14
夢想14.57
粛清14.34
月夜14.56
会議場14.83
薬指14.58
旦那さま14.72
パイプ14.21
仕分け14.86
恩着せがましい15.56
交換条件14.83
トス13.93
角切り15.56
ひと目14.67
良かれ15.08
セッション15.78
サービス付き16.29
ギラリ14.91
現在進行形14.55
育む14.34
かと思うと13.80
ご協力14.55
木工14.00
無闇やたら15.03
分かったもんじゃない14.84
180度15.23
先進14.91
左胸14.70
案内状16.00
芽生える14.46
古都14.50
掛け持ち15.25
しゅんと14.60
錯覚13.81
下らん14.69
夜の街14.89
特別室15.51
くれてやる14.43
気泡15.02
普段使い15.20
ローブ13.37
良い子14.14
所で13.30
嫌味13.95
年頃13.81
爪跡15.73
半人前14.84
下味15.13
日陰者15.34
拭き掃除15.59
自明の理14.82
口ごもる14.37
可愛がり15.02
小奇麗14.90
尽かす14.87
建材14.68
蒸らす15.32
精力的14.74
僻地14.70
いい加減にしろ14.48
新参者14.77
心のなか14.85
視線を落とす14.58
陸路14.61
安定13.59
掻っ払う16.22
一網打尽14.60
むくり14.82
かみ付く15.77

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