I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
正式名称14.69
泣き止む15.14
きょろきょろ14.26
声量14.55
小ざかしい15.55
託ける16.29
感じがする13.93
ライバル13.75
ぺしゃんこ15.38
干魚16.69
闇金15.90
聞き流す14.07
っきゃ15.10
旺盛14.68
それどころじゃない14.61
拙作14.87
詰まらなさそう14.92
雄々しい14.58
への字14.67
肉屋14.43
サクッ14.48
負かす14.51
代用14.44
理念14.45
内張り15.96
垣間見る14.13
依估14.62
80014.75
残念なことに14.41
気が進まない14.84
過ち14.24
大企業14.91
1つ1つ15.12
魔道師14.80
マカデミアナッツ16.99
首ったけ15.74
大雑把14.14
弁当13.94
反映14.16
そうみたい14.43
パッド15.27
13.50
増産14.59
がやがや15.08
引き留める14.25
交える13.78
脳内お花畑15.75
お友達13.90
支店長14.92
所定14.77
手際よく14.58
胸が痛む14.99
遺恨14.70
細魚14.95
合言葉14.82
クイズ14.92
恩着せがましい15.56
くそ13.67
13.53
麗しい14.16
轟かす15.49
中心部14.06
伊予14.17
浮かせる14.19
サービス料金17.11
定員オーバー15.69
利用可能15.32
どうか宜しく14.92
かーぎやー17.59
やり口14.61
でふ15.45
ぶす15.26
一片14.49
ふっ飛ぶ15.22
笛吹き16.02
印象的14.26
気合を入れる14.84
家元15.74
成人男性14.57
凌ぐ14.07
時価総額16.42
反面教師15.29
使い道14.00
育む14.34
調合13.84
山積み14.37
羞恥心14.42
満ちる13.25
称える14.46
比ではない14.61
おめでとうございます14.10
止む13.86
大技14.46
綴る14.44
町中14.30
並み13.87
どちらからとも無く14.99
肌身離さず15.01
轟く14.23
焙る15.49

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