I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
結ぶ163.30
反射的に163.75
どの163.16
横から163.75
敵対163.58
じゃい164.65
ここから163.14
立ち上がる162.96
姿勢163.32
設備163.81
結晶163.43
やれやれ163.70
含める163.11
つつ162.62
おはよう163.57
葡萄酒164.53
問答無用164.02
回答163.86
価値163.23
シンプル163.78
163.50
コンクール164.94
遠吠え164.44
ポーチ163.98
固定163.52
千万164.70
違和感163.28
それ程163.03
163.59
騎士162.31
ファンクラブ164.59
正しく163.40
両足163.97
3日163.87
埋める153.40
待機153.37
手渡す153.71
もう少し153.00
152.71
お揃い154.44
信じる152.80
わざと153.56
せずに153.22
留守154.09
意外153.21
捨てる153.06
154.32
で御座います153.39
自慢げ154.25
獣肉155.30
せめて153.31
好き者155.70
緊張153.09
頂きます153.32
張り付く153.89
からかう153.66
こん153.58
リセット154.43
スペース153.70
順番153.86
台詞153.47
碧い154.78
その為152.87
衝撃153.03
ボディ154.25
155.15
果汁154.43
時々153.53
下品154.27
口調153.14
上手く152.88
喧嘩153.40
返り討ち154.06
周囲152.52
153.60
発揮153.35
爆発153.24
潜む153.68
先頭153.48
引き連れる153.77
ぶら下げる154.30
出迎え153.74
寝所154.51
中たり153.16
さっぱり153.62
薄い153.15
精々153.46
物理153.28
素朴154.31
四方153.91
据え付け155.12
洗濯154.00
何だい153.95
覚ます153.63
最低153.50
プレイヤー153.10
ノック153.54
猫娘155.48
ミサイル154.21
正気153.67

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