I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

Read Now

Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
医員163.06
勿論162.47
許可163.18
姿勢163.32
興行165.10
正しく163.40
そうそう163.36
反射的に163.75
結ぶ163.30
なんぞ163.85
設備163.81
騎士162.31
問答無用164.02
担当163.35
3日163.87
兵士162.77
生産163.50
やれやれ163.70
見え162.91
立ち上がる162.96
162.51
破壊162.94
問いかける163.50
学ぶ163.35
つつ162.62
数日後164.04
リング164.00
ません163.24
その足で164.53
固定163.52
背負う163.31
おはよう163.57
恐れ163.43
そうですね163.02
ホーミング155.36
からかう153.66
返り討ち154.06
四方153.91
試す153.51
順番153.86
呼び153.57
オヤジ154.23
指さす153.94
さっぱり153.62
頂きます153.32
下品154.27
自宅153.82
待機153.37
二更154.25
潜む153.68
お揃い154.44
埋める153.40
152.70
物理153.28
引き連れる153.77
だよね153.23
玩具153.80
張り付く153.89
嬢ちゃん153.76
好き者155.70
プレ154.93
ソード154.12
自慢げ154.25
リセット154.43
ノック153.54
その為152.87
碧い154.78
お菓子153.35
押す153.40
ぶつける153.42
ネコ154.14
かどうか153.06
登録153.41
隠し153.04
何だい153.95
時には153.07
最低153.50
手渡す153.71
広げる153.18
洗濯154.00
いける153.19
せめて153.31
153.83
借り153.40
覚ます153.63
回す153.47
お帰り153.67
是非とも153.92
せず153.08
不安152.89
緊張153.09
巡回154.00
宜しければ153.89
トートバッグ155.47
期間153.58
153.67
ぶら下げる154.30
この後153.49
回り153.63
庫内153.22

Showing 2301 - 2400 of 17,102 words