I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
正しく163.40
反射的に163.75
どの163.16
指示を出す163.96
千万164.70
唯一163.27
リング164.00
暗殺163.57
汗163.33
氷162.98
天国164.19
腐る163.60
小娘163.84
問いかける163.50
ません163.24
おっぱい163.98
じゃい164.65
記載163.96
供に163.75
足りる163.35
担当163.35
術162.84
魔法陣163.14
その時162.75
成るべく163.53
俺ら163.50
違和感163.28
騎士162.31
コンクール164.94
不満163.21
住む163.05
除く163.78
医員163.06
3日163.87
薪153.83
からかう153.66
果汁154.43
意外153.21
左腕153.56
周囲152.52
何だい153.95
据え付け155.12
二更154.25
埋める153.40
王宮153.20
回り153.63
隠し153.04
商売153.44
ミサイル154.21
味方153.17
下品154.27
潜む153.68
引き連れる153.77
洗濯154.00
手配153.77
プレイヤー153.10
対153.38
わざと153.56
よっしゃ154.30
ボディ154.25
発揮153.35
相当153.09
呼び153.57
お帰り153.67
いける153.19
碧い154.78
頂きます153.32
回す153.47
せずに153.22
いい感じ154.05
広げる153.18
賭155.15
順番153.86
覚ます153.63
捨てる153.06
お揃い154.44
是非とも153.92
構わない153.22
セル153.85
出迎え153.74
薄い153.15
張り付く153.89
壁152.70
ホーミング155.36
ぶつける153.42
素敵153.41
自慢げ154.25
無い152.25
スペース153.70
集める153.30
さっぱり153.62
不安152.89
で御座います153.39
ノック153.54
時には153.07
ようにする153.59
指さす153.94
手前153.33
お菓子153.35
借り153.40

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