I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
道案内14.46
他を当たる16.23
付け焼刃15.09
脚気15.43
モジモジ14.77
ぼろぼろ14.26
微調整14.67
接点14.23
裏帳簿15.58
バンバン14.55
閉幕15.49
百万14.28
10時14.73
仰る通り14.48
手ほどき14.35
追い出し14.50
寛げる15.02
好む13.80
方向性14.10
委縮14.85
勝る14.04
焚く14.35
果ては14.43
ぐれる14.54
もっとも12.94
家出少女16.30
付き添い14.32
読み終わる15.42
軒を連ねる15.44
兵隊14.07
両端14.48
納付15.93
特殊性15.11
跳ねる13.97
掴みどころがない15.98
打破14.35
葉っぱ14.16
箪笥14.40
愛好家14.98
化物13.98
飛び上がる13.88
轟く14.23
糞野郎15.12
確りしろ14.57
煌めき14.53
1列15.70
接戦15.10
繁栄14.19
享受14.56
憂鬱14.20
これ見よがし14.52
最後方15.33
取り払う14.56
コンサート14.86
出身地14.71
頂ける13.53
3人組15.02
威勢のいい14.91
共感14.13
それすら14.05
戦闘能力13.89
内張り15.96
出力13.77
当てにする15.21
ふてぶてしい14.67
古武士14.79
ゾクゾク14.74
14.04
それそれ15.08
自警団員14.95
記念品15.17
来るべき14.79
缶詰14.51
プラスマイナス016.01
踏み台14.52
申しあげる15.03
羽交い絞め14.87
サラリーマン14.56
疑心暗鬼14.68
モグラ14.31
動物13.40
闇金融16.89
ふんだんに14.39
に限らず14.24
ツー14.96
議決15.70
返却14.44
逃亡13.96
薄茶色15.06
行き届く14.27
後輩13.79
マッチョ14.47
鑑賞14.50
苦戦13.74
納屋14.50
青空14.06
調査員14.73
体ごと14.71
となったら14.53
お揚げ15.44

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