I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
官吏14.28
口角14.11
右端14.87
男役15.75
渾身13.97
聞きおぼえ16.20
寝物語15.27
脚気15.43
稚拙14.72
止むなく16.31
媒体14.50
憂慮14.74
青白い13.83
精力絶倫16.48
一味14.49
物々しい14.54
問いなおす16.45
術を使う14.85
交換条件14.83
東西14.31
問い正す16.23
大回転15.81
庭13.38
太陽光14.84
取り残す14.19
満タン14.87
生粋14.40
1つ目14.95
災難14.47
商売仲間16.16
つくづく14.23
凍り付く14.25
げっそり14.82
餌食14.39
灰13.74
10時14.73
悩殺15.46
測る13.99
手を煩わせる14.96
煙草14.21
居酒屋14.35
存じる13.96
万一のため16.07
穢多14.20
うろうろ14.40
在らせられる14.77
頬を張る15.99
ただで済む15.01
反し14.48
時事15.01
三千14.21
体つき14.32
部品14.04
気が進まない14.84
募集広告16.43
斜眼14.48
解せる14.60
溺愛14.31
持込15.73
音響効果16.81
躊躇い13.91
趣向14.59
世故15.15
ぶんぶん14.24
託言15.79
別世界14.52
西洋14.50
上流階級14.49
ぶち壊す14.68
もんだから14.16
旺盛14.68
沼地14.60
下段14.62
拡張可能16.51
上に立つ14.29
ハイエナ15.03
ツナギ15.24
ロングドレス15.72
イワシ15.37
学13.95
飛来13.89
廃る15.18
食事を摂る15.09
マッチョ14.47
擬い14.70
低減14.86
薄衣15.10
ご覧のとおり15.36
加憲15.35
ホエールウォッチング16.99
ベッドルーム15.47
梱包14.67
下味15.13
真っすぐ14.54
ミニスカート14.87
もどかしい14.26
一人負け16.53
左に曲がる15.82
兎にも角にも14.52
真っ平15.13

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