I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
わざと153.56
下品154.27
巡回154.00
ぶら下げる154.30
回す153.47
相当153.09
自慢げ154.25
獣肉155.30
丸で152.60
登録153.41
定期的153.83
周囲152.52
壁152.70
発揮153.35
物理153.28
こん153.58
寝所154.51
対153.38
待機153.37
佐賀153.23
ぶつける153.42
期間153.58
ノック153.54
飛行153.53
プレ154.93
味方153.17
衝撃153.03
で御座います153.39
スペース153.70
この後153.49
時々153.53
喧嘩153.40
留守154.09
集める153.30
四方153.91
意外153.21
お帰り153.67
ミサイル154.21
引き連れる153.77
お揃い154.44
嬢ちゃん153.76
もう少し153.00
付近153.43
ようにする153.59
指さす153.94
ソード154.12
だよね153.23
トートバッグ155.47
左腕153.56
印象153.24
試す153.51
信じる152.80
是非とも153.92
からかう153.66
その為152.87
返り討ち154.06
不安152.89
かどうか153.06
捨てる153.06
自宅153.82
鰻154.32
猫娘155.48
タウン154.98
埋める153.40
ネコ154.14
いける153.19
据え付け155.12
借り153.40
手配153.77
さっぱり153.62
ボディ154.25
明かり153.50
宜しければ153.89
商売153.44
声を上げる143.56
細身144.01
角143.15
実143.37
エメラルド144.42
快感144.52
における143.46
師143.05
書類143.28
参った144.01
自慢気144.79
枚143.14
発注144.43
何だと143.45
入店144.85
天神144.69
駆け143.38
徒歩144.01
終了後144.56
凍る143.75
落ち着き143.71
床143.03
これだけ143.14
通用143.67
加工143.58
礼143.28

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