I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ぶら下げる154.30
お揃い154.44
お前たち153.46
好き者155.70
印象153.24
よっしゃ154.30
隠し153.04
借り153.40
付近153.43
やらかす153.74
覚ます153.63
構わない153.22
薄い153.15
相当153.09
回す153.47
嬢ちゃん153.76
手前153.33
登録153.41
153.67
押す153.40
果汁154.43
留守154.09
プレ154.93
いい感じ154.05
お土産153.83
さっぱり153.62
頑張る153.15
発揮153.35
155.15
指さす153.94
精々153.46
素敵153.41
こん153.58
獣肉155.30
154.32
付け加える154.02
佐賀153.23
加わる153.42
寝所154.51
明かり153.50
口調153.14
五位154.82
巡回154.00
何だい153.95
最低153.50
スペース153.70
二更154.25
お菓子153.35
もう少し153.00
試す153.51
時には153.07
埋める153.40
正気153.67
広げる153.18
時々153.53
ボディ154.25
喧嘩153.40
自宅153.82
信じる152.80
セル153.85
その為152.87
周囲152.52
152.70
ネコ154.14
からかう153.66
だよね153.23
下品154.27
物理153.28
頂きます153.32
順番153.86
捨てる153.06
引き連れる153.77
ソード154.12
ようにする153.59
紅色144.61
余りに143.33
凍る143.75
終了後144.56
控え143.44
巻く143.53
予備143.73
143.28
18143.91
面白143.51
痛み143.05
輝き143.35
ようこそ143.86
人だかり144.35
心底143.64
恐縮143.95
減少144.04
入り口143.28
頭から143.72
なれば142.99
ござる143.83
何だと143.45
上す143.95
繰り返し143.34
もたらす143.48
一応142.83

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