I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ぶつける153.42
自宅153.82
お揃い154.44
捨てる153.06
緊張153.09
押す153.40
相当153.09
セル153.85
柔らかい153.35
隠し153.04
152.71
中たり153.16
留守154.09
だよね153.23
この後153.49
かどうか153.06
わざと153.56
束縛154.35
もう少し153.00
王宮153.20
試す153.51
明かり153.50
さっぱり153.62
呼び153.57
味方153.17
期間153.58
何だい153.95
庫内153.22
無い152.25
付近153.43
登録153.41
手配153.77
ぶら下げる154.30
印象153.24
プレ154.93
お帰り153.67
出迎え153.74
喧嘩153.40
153.60
定期的153.83
不安152.89
碧い154.78
渋々153.82
台詞153.47
衝撃153.03
せめて153.31
引き連れる153.77
154.32
精々153.46
153.38
下品154.27
素朴154.31
信じる152.80
五位154.82
果汁154.43
ボディ154.25
猫娘155.48
埋める153.40
丸で152.60
頑張る153.15
タウン154.98
リセット154.43
ネコ154.14
広げる153.18
時には153.07
借り153.40
乃至153.29
左腕153.56
ようにする153.59
爆発153.24
頂きます153.32
で御座います153.39
スペース153.70
発揮153.35
サーベル144.44
突っ伏す144.13
引き裂く143.93
圧力143.76
伴う143.51
あり得ない143.35
耐える143.10
娘さん143.99
輝き143.35
自慢気144.79
構える143.27
落下143.51
加工143.58
143.14
143.15
入店144.85
凍る143.75
田舎143.78
仕方143.31
マザコン145.17
話す142.73
人だかり144.35
認め143.14
書類143.28
143.31
声を上げる143.56

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