I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
症状14.00
触15.06
塩漬け14.60
耕す14.36
佇まい14.35
お互い様14.45
微笑みかける14.65
悪循環14.90
した方が良い14.39
束ね14.35
街外れ15.18
下士14.57
定め13.97
一回り小さい15.29
まっしぐら14.79
にしては13.42
快活14.37
保存庫15.27
豊満14.45
どっちか14.25
口を挟む14.16
爆ぜる14.20
落つ15.18
水入らず15.06
最高級品15.09
突起14.68
数ヶ月14.05
退屈しのぎ15.31
怒りを込めて15.40
濃14.46
行なう13.94
付き添い14.32
坊ちゃん14.23
むか15.30
筒14.06
捕獲13.95
与太15.84
ローブ13.37
ストリップ15.70
は種15.03
通販15.02
品種改良14.71
熱伝導16.02
二神14.37
通じ14.26
借金のかた15.91
冷汗15.11
付き合いきれない15.65
罰則14.66
想像通り14.54
えーん15.49
驚かす14.05
喪失14.23
朝日14.14
得意げ14.14
遂げる14.02
繰る14.69
固有13.59
それはない14.11
撃たれる15.01
極貧15.66
薄焼き15.75
心にもない15.14
口利き15.00
匙14.26
街路14.59
まっせ15.51
激変14.83
石ころ14.48
ボロボロ13.68
溜め込む14.23
巻き取り15.48
縛りつける14.85
協定14.57
グレーゾーン15.41
導き出す14.29
出資14.77
過程13.84
思いもよらない14.86
フル14.39
リード13.85
ウズウズ15.09
害を及ぼす15.46
摘み14.53
読み込む14.78
公平性15.33
後宮13.75
市街図16.81
秀でる14.27
知れ渡る14.22
強行突破14.83
物知り顔16.17
悲壮14.58
昏睡14.95
蛮族14.24
虚しく14.33
底知れない14.98
高レベル14.25
オドオド15.02
平気で14.11

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