I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
物干し竿15.36
轟く14.23
亜ぐ15.37
足を止める14.17
お互いに13.53
ソテー14.91
追い出し14.50
脆くも15.11
捕捉14.30
喪中15.99
とも言う14.32
立ち会う14.41
煙草14.21
ズバリ14.82
計画を立てる15.28
涙目13.75
即時14.55
執行14.43
がっつく14.83
っつう14.73
フレンチトースト15.27
呑む13.66
すき焼き15.23
ちょい待ち15.28
代用14.44
ヘルメット14.46
天下14.30
ゼロから14.92
とんでも14.09
手が離せない15.25
疑念14.04
さばさば15.43
平静を装う15.35
見向きもしない14.97
勇気づける15.56
刀自15.06
立ちはだかる14.04
可哀想13.78
中堅14.44
14.55
聞き流す14.07
仲裁14.42
労働契約16.51
絶世14.80
活性14.63
けれども13.41
己が13.86
直感的14.52
せえへん15.43
繁栄14.19
ごん14.18
抜身15.29
金網15.09
取ってくる14.54
自治14.79
華がない15.97
向きあう15.96
為す13.89
ディープキス15.73
持込15.73
プロトタイプ15.34
一等地15.07
と比べて13.79
面目ない15.02
ハンディ15.65
理解不能14.53
だからよ14.59
オープニングイベント16.72
王弟14.10
境目14.59
古武士14.79
巻き上げ14.33
シャレにならない14.90
奉公14.79
出演料16.28
散らかる14.65
一味14.49
狩りに行く14.77
世間話14.17
業務委託16.46
人出14.66
範囲外14.50
にも関わらず13.64
プリーツ15.93
レガース16.02
前金14.88
深さ14.04
雨あられ15.10
猛虎14.12
結果論14.87
マイナス14.08
分岐点14.78
武勇伝14.68
十二13.73
はれ14.69
のろり15.43
正式名称14.69
セクシーポーズ16.15
大盤振る舞い14.84
見切り発車15.66

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