I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
吸い込み14.59
アリバイ15.08
進呈14.91
頭がまわらない16.29
広める14.15
協定14.57
魚類15.19
陸送16.48
運休16.45
掴みどころのない15.68
何処にも13.78
プレイスタイル15.08
走らせる14.16
命が惜しければ15.52
小道具14.94
小綺麗15.21
新参者14.77
人それぞれ14.41
舌を巻く14.96
絶好調14.69
水浴15.49
鈍い音14.28
着目14.99
焚く14.35
全体で14.34
飛びこむ14.81
冷え込む14.89
名産地15.72
いい気味15.00
百万14.28
焦げる14.27
反乱軍14.00
ボクっ娘15.69
偉いこっちゃ15.77
化学反応15.21
出品者15.37
正面切って14.89
法律的15.54
その事13.14
記録更新15.70
分岐点14.78
掛け持ち15.25
待ちかね15.39
連れだす16.04
革装15.32
人類13.48
回数13.91
仕上がる14.36
一割14.37
夜間営業16.69
随時14.60
デスマッチ15.45
お手のもの15.43
九日14.99
口の悪い15.22
なし崩し15.05
仲間同士14.96
計画を立てる15.28
巻き上げ14.33
商売仲間16.16
どM16.51
舞台衣装16.20
下士14.57
両端14.48
基本設計15.86
高率16.81
演舞15.02
真贋15.23
万事14.59
仲直り14.32
食す14.88
元通り14.17
ローブ13.37
後述15.37
首を振る13.85
羽交い絞め14.87
家賃14.68
間隔14.13
必要に応じて14.83
とんとん14.84
長話14.78
素振り13.69
嘲る14.51
ちらっと14.31
ご馳走になる15.37
助長14.80
低レベル14.58
主義14.28
無償14.41
片足14.19
肌身離さず15.01
直立14.58
べた付く15.60
疑似的14.93
藁人形15.02
球状14.70
発掘14.22
どこにもない14.31
Vサイン15.46
なんの気なしに15.94

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