I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
角143.15
落ち着き143.71
参った144.01
目指す143.30
際に143.24
自分自身143.68
撃つ143.27
双丘144.94
認め143.14
その結果143.53
田舎143.78
祖父143.41
発注144.43
輝き143.35
頃142.85
料理人143.56
繰り返し143.34
新143.32
エメラルド144.42
頭から143.72
怒る142.88
恐縮143.95
一歩143.21
メイン143.56
分の143.41
仕方143.31
人だかり144.35
落下143.51
盛り上がる143.64
凍る143.75
初級143.90
控え143.44
余りに143.33
噴き出す143.85
分からん143.29
耐える143.10
予備143.73
天幕143.80
引き続き144.02
油143.59
久しぶりに143.56
一応142.83
入店144.85
なれば142.99
Ρ144.02
声を上げる143.56
構える143.27
興味深い143.62
あの娘144.04
直ぐ142.97
マザコン145.17
材料143.36
手のひら143.67
可惜143.37
喋る143.37
構成143.42
減少144.04
門番143.68
サーベル144.44
紅色144.61
サービス143.92
師143.05
天神144.69
配る143.69
幼い143.35
18143.91
一切143.13
加工143.58
しれっと144.34
知識143.01
ござる143.83
書類143.28
調教144.13
轟音143.79
正面から143.58
面白143.51
四角い144.25
〇143.31
細身144.01
舌打ち143.62
戦う142.55
枚143.14
礼143.28
割る143.54
君142.19
意見143.05
入り口143.28
における143.46
退屈143.79
硬い143.44
引き裂く143.93
不利143.45
洞窟143.22
何だと143.45
としても142.63
徒歩144.01
あり得ない143.35
二人とも143.32
弟143.14
心底143.64

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