I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
初級143.90
見抜く143.76
轟音143.79
ライス144.80
142.85
門番143.68
18143.91
142.19
143.31
直ぐ142.97
意見143.05
143.05
143.15
別途144.51
143.32
加工143.58
Ρ144.02
巻く143.53
サービス143.92
としても142.63
駆け143.38
一歩143.21
配る143.69
手のひら143.67
二人とも143.32
愛らしい143.85
もたらす143.48
通用143.67
噛む143.43
舌打ち143.62
仕方143.31
143.28
メイン143.56
142.89
上す143.95
減少144.04
紅色144.61
正面から143.58
祖父143.41
繰り返し143.34
怒る142.88
戦う142.55
噴き出す143.85
盛り上がる143.64
田舎143.78
一応142.83
洞窟143.22
ござる143.83
引き続き144.02
恐縮143.95
エメラルド144.42
何だと143.45
入り口143.28
勝ち143.60
あり得ない143.35
余りに143.33
双丘144.94
その結果143.53
突っ伏す144.13
落下143.51
娘さん143.99
耐える143.10
天幕143.80
頭から143.72
材料143.36
心底143.64
あの娘144.04
サーベル144.44
輝き143.35
細身144.01
分の143.41
徒歩144.01
認め143.14
引き裂く143.93
興味深い143.62
しれっと144.34
構成143.42
取っ手143.44
なれば142.99
一般人143.68
幼い143.35
割る143.54
発注144.43
143.14
天神144.69
143.53
143.03
マザコン145.17
における143.46
書類143.28
面白143.51
痛み143.05
人だかり144.35
ぶち143.86
可惜143.37
構える143.27
自分自身143.68
自慢気144.79
参った144.01
すぐ様143.41

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