I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
歴史上14.43
法被15.87
事後承諾15.19
満貫16.29
御言葉14.94
翻し14.21
繰り札16.19
捌ける14.81
高品質14.61
凄く13.11
言い寄る14.48
無謀13.84
取り分ける15.05
有無14.00
指定校14.61
偉いこっちゃ15.77
居座り15.17
中毒14.64
脱走者15.62
烏兎14.54
ギャップ14.28
高名14.47
いじめっ子15.09
女好き14.69
他用14.13
メインディッシュ15.05
地元14.05
パターン13.74
捕らわれる14.84
催す14.48
行く手14.32
極貧15.66
プレイスタイル15.08
勧誘14.00
どちらからとも無く14.99
それすら14.05
凹み14.49
バタバタ14.18
吸い上げ14.65
焼き網16.24
リゾート地15.33
カタルシス15.46
理解不能14.53
愛の結晶15.45
破棄13.70
剣を抜く14.46
品種改良14.71
ミニ14.30
持ってこい14.81
心酔14.61
この期に及んで14.39
数匹14.32
始まらない14.43
栓14.83
毀れ14.33
ぶち壊す14.68
惜しげも無く15.48
奮闘14.25
惨敗14.83
全般に15.10
異物混入16.04
深海14.52
そうみたい14.43
引きこむ16.11
一箇所14.38
刷り込み15.02
不純物14.60
ネタばらし15.31
山吹色15.42
ピックアップ14.89
ベースとする16.78
ベタ14.75
アジリティ16.57
後日13.87
目星14.64
7分15.62
体よく15.44
話を振る14.75
狩りに行く14.77
戦闘能力13.89
明ける14.20
トス13.93
ガッチリ14.76
満席15.10
テリトリー14.70
切り上げる14.34
第514.45
天真爛漫14.76
口角泡15.98
空穴16.36
重ね合う15.22
ハンドルを切る16.29
うすのろ16.04
手口14.57
無限大15.09
口裏を合わせる15.71
1つ1つ15.12
ランク12.85
構築13.58
差出人14.66

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