I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
食文化14.86
多かれ少なかれ14.83
めったに見られない16.39
途方に暮れる15.13
口ごもる14.37
明け暮れ14.83
与太話14.98
魅了13.49
他界14.84
憎む14.00
出土品15.75
出してくれる14.46
魅入る14.54
ぴんと14.61
爆乳15.10
吹き14.04
不眠不休14.98
スタンス14.45
自分用14.70
お積もり14.17
14.50
ってか13.72
建設工事16.09
実しやか15.28
こだま14.64
ご心配なく14.74
多岐14.89
嵌る14.17
特例14.49
物知り顔16.17
殺人罪15.68
一段14.26
めでたしめでたし15.01
めり込む14.17
性犯罪15.67
ぎらぎら14.99
内野14.95
傷み14.61
失言14.45
改善点15.07
15.41
光栄13.87
読み切り15.67
度重なる14.55
過激14.25
耳にする14.60
魅惑14.70
一人歩き15.20
打開策14.62
勧善懲悪15.66
謝り14.17
天下14.30
13.99
タックル14.50
夜ごと15.78
毒消し14.82
後々13.94
成り行き14.10
何でやねん15.18
封じ込める14.63
男色15.06
意中の人15.55
廃る15.18
お祭り騒ぎ14.64
知らしめる14.52
睨まれる14.65
ロールプレイング16.09
天板15.16
小指14.35
救い13.62
現る15.46
無礼者14.83
庭師14.30
乱取り15.69
思う存分14.33
分配14.26
いやー13.81
発狂14.38
ヘルメット14.46
クリティカル14.47
そこここ15.33
持ち寄る14.99
力を借りる14.63
葬式14.67
甘党14.95
客足14.87
大掛かり14.60
止めておく14.62
お腹が空く15.45
引きつける14.71
仮設14.75
泳がす15.64
さよなら14.48
数値13.94
部長13.80
履帯15.15
一網打尽14.60
好いこと14.98
問題提起15.64
がたがた14.93

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