I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
構成143.42
ぶち143.86
その結果143.53
知識143.01
マザコン145.17
流す143.33
ようこそ143.86
サービス143.92
割る143.54
一歩143.21
伴う143.51
拷問133.89
何なの133.66
ジャケット134.36
校長134.19
捜索133.75
カイト133.78
世話133.45
大きさ133.07
じっくり133.75
確保133.24
起こす133.06
とさ133.33
やけに133.73
倒れ133.21
愚か133.48
蒸す134.75
選択133.26
助け133.10
なさいます134.40
落ち着いた133.49
向こう132.90
注目133.52
ノーマル134.47
四端133.17
荒れ地134.83
ただただ133.80
通る133.21
詠唱133.18
癒し133.73
獲物133.35
そいつ等133.96
強力133.21
残った133.31
兄さん133.38
勝手133.66
お宝134.13
かね133.25
1回134.13
対象133.14
追って133.40
大笑い134.36
日光浴135.33
低位132.98
カジノ134.50
その内133.39
観劇134.99
バレる133.43
当主133.36
ロングブーツ135.55
尽く134.10
行い133.43
がら134.21
ふわり133.82
取引133.61
やって来る133.06
有り難い133.38
深淵134.11
初日133.84
流石は133.45
やり133.43
コスプレ134.45
何となく133.07
お蔭で133.05
満面134.31
距離132.79
苦手133.32
一斉に133.36
134.04
美味い133.39
尽くす133.43
売れる133.55
133.76
叩く132.98
133.56
詰まらない133.92
途端に133.56
号令134.02
淡々133.61
脱炭133.01
行使133.60
天界134.29
考えなし134.69
入場134.23
出来事133.32
舞台133.51
駆け寄る133.41
囁き134.04
若手134.20
前日134.05

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