I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
143.28
配下143.50
これだけ143.14
配る143.69
不利143.45
143.31
Ρ144.02
分の143.41
落下143.51
終了後144.56
ようこそ143.86
前日134.05
荒れ地134.83
がら134.21
距離132.79
強制力134.68
潜り込む133.89
資格133.72
わけでは無い132.90
有り難い133.38
女主人134.54
注目133.52
こと無く133.11
132.74
日光浴135.33
小屋133.53
尽く134.10
親子133.74
調べ133.20
守護133.40
余りにも133.24
念話133.86
熟女135.14
同情133.64
癒し133.73
貴方132.53
苦手133.32
かね133.25
切れ長134.61
駆け寄る133.41
ぶら下がる134.34
囚われ133.98
やり133.43
尽くす133.43
寝間着134.47
真意134.00
蒸し器135.30
流石は133.45
起こす133.06
続き133.30
何なの133.66
世話133.45
羽ばたく133.96
矢場133.87
ノーマル134.47
コスプレ134.45
愚か133.48
当主133.36
入場134.23
誘導133.59
そっち133.10
低位132.98
ふわり133.82
バレる133.43
信用133.34
叩き133.26
兄さん133.38
校長134.19
オペラ135.02
強力133.21
湿地134.83
号令134.02
シールド133.75
悩み133.65
そいつ等133.96
諦める133.20
1回134.13
潰す133.09
囁き134.04
詠唱133.18
一角133.65
軽減134.04
じっくり133.75
確保133.24
倒れ133.21
正面に133.77
その中133.17
大笑い134.36
カチューシャ134.89
行い133.43
天界134.29
詰まらない133.92
ムカ134.61
やけに133.73
出来事133.32
絶対133.07
美味い133.39
132.64
お蔭で133.05
邪魔133.00

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