I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
分からん143.29
駆け143.38
一切143.13
調教144.13
マザコン145.17
点142.89
頭から143.72
伴う143.51
実143.37
流す143.33
不利143.45
城砦134.34
叩き133.26
途端に133.56
曲133.30
深淵134.11
通る133.21
詠唱133.18
誘導133.59
囁き134.04
叩く132.98
突っ込む133.15
受け入れる133.42
大笑い134.36
代理人134.57
天界134.29
信用133.34
バレる133.43
ズボン133.92
前日134.05
当てる133.52
考えなし134.69
当主133.36
年132.64
呼びかける133.91
対象133.14
なさいます134.40
低位132.98
やって来る133.06
その辺133.37
売れる133.55
尽くす133.43
しな133.10
ぶっ133.55
邪魔133.00
ます132.81
脱炭133.01
感覚132.95
ノーマル134.47
とさ133.33
制約134.18
続き133.30
満面134.31
拷問133.89
火山134.07
強力133.21
資格133.72
シールド133.75
選択133.26
尽く134.10
勇気133.56
その中133.17
わけでは無い132.90
羽ばたく133.96
証133.56
お宝134.13
きっちり133.72
ただただ133.80
鶏134.04
一斉に133.36
何なの133.66
日光浴135.33
はっきり133.06
袋133.31
確保133.24
距離132.79
世話133.45
オペラ135.02
助け133.10
守護133.40
獲物133.35
先導133.91
再開発135.39
流石は133.45
寝間着134.47
画僧132.89
そっち133.10
カジノ134.50
やけに133.73
貴方132.53
愚か133.48
その内133.39
注目133.52
起動133.54
荒れ地134.83
湿地134.83
向こう132.90
入場134.23
同情133.64
済む133.11

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