I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ああして14.57
確りしろ14.57
工事中15.24
残さず14.35
ならぬ13.59
召す14.19
保存庫15.27
ワイン13.73
宝石店15.38
苦難14.32
数百万15.11
ドラム14.72
九日14.99
だらしのない15.34
天性14.84
頭越し15.32
足らない14.76
大群14.20
次席14.79
鮮血14.11
実験材料15.50
お構いなく14.87
吾等14.86
ましょうか14.67
二倍14.25
再燃15.08
量る14.94
胸の谷間14.93
しんどい14.39
轟かす15.49
中盤14.56
ユニゾン15.55
初っ端14.77
耐えがたい15.07
13.37
庶民的14.99
名勝負15.72
紫色13.86
どうなることやら15.15
ふんだんに14.39
ズタズタ14.59
15.41
反対車線16.46
ひっそり14.06
耐性13.20
干支13.94
セールストーク15.64
紐付き15.47
しゅんと14.60
歩道14.87
シューベルト16.18
ただで済む15.01
引きかえす16.23
交付金17.29
もち14.33
度胸14.18
旅に出る14.50
外食14.81
満足の行く15.58
一下14.26
罰せられる15.02
と金14.40
波乱14.38
鯢波16.48
平静14.08
無口14.35
紕い16.75
出演料16.28
止むなく16.31
不満点15.86
爆ぜる14.20
てげ16.36
無理もない14.11
追い求める14.60
戦慄14.05
捕らわれ14.67
ただでは14.39
海獣14.87
寛げる15.02
スネアドラム16.94
げっぷ15.68
機嫌がいい15.04
大工14.25
ビクリと14.51
一本釣り15.61
魚料理14.75
カシューナッツ16.24
高じる15.32
金融業16.17
被せる14.35
先約15.06
太守14.38
大ごと15.00
僧階14.13
1頭14.71
成金趣味15.49
腰を上げる15.00
チーム戦15.13
離脱13.83
ベースとする16.78

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