I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
テンプレ14.36
ドンドン14.45
事柄14.14
停まる14.45
変換13.81
連れ去る14.18
味見14.12
両名14.30
労働契約16.51
飛び上がる13.88
創りあげる16.40
口外14.62
前評判15.39
値付け15.48
照らしだす15.76
対消滅15.25
急がせる15.30
達す13.99
チチ15.75
作者13.83
裏打ち14.84
要人14.30
水中13.66
各所14.02
そつなく14.95
2人きり14.81
希望の星15.58
遭わせる15.42
大感謝15.69
色香14.66
思い込み14.27
吸い上げる14.81
連帯感15.12
北向き16.12
泣かせる14.47
内海14.54
返り血14.32
行き当たりばったり14.83
愛好家14.98
不届き15.20
狼煙14.67
頭に浮かぶ14.79
導き出す14.29
後輩13.79
片刃14.58
こそばゆい14.76
胴体13.61
排卵14.63
カルナバル17.11
何処にも13.78
工作13.94
ベッドテクニック17.59
お粥14.59
捕らわれ14.67
報う14.42
捜索願い15.91
にゃーにゃー15.61
時すでに遅し15.19
ケータリングサービス17.05
異音14.91
ことの他15.19
若い子14.84
思いもよらない14.86
顔見知り14.10
大荒れ15.57
配備13.87
全うする14.78
砲台14.58
ボランティア14.75
スタンド14.86
3人組15.02
明かす13.95
轢く14.61
癖になる15.08
よく通る声15.01
踏み台14.52
臨時休業15.49
三組14.90
燃えさかる15.07
小綺麗15.21
懐疑的14.79
馬鹿らしい14.34
決着をつける14.67
両胸15.98
ラッシュ14.41
官吏14.28
百も承知14.68
供託17.59
ぽい14.24
ハメ14.49
女給15.17
注ぎ込む14.06
内部構造14.96
ギラリ14.91
速攻14.15
クマ13.43
小ざかしい15.55
無口14.35
どこ吹く風14.64
返却14.44

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