I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
真意134.00
やけに133.73
ズボン133.92
ケツ134.41
通る133.21
カイト133.78
深淵134.11
無駄133.03
134.04
脱炭133.01
画僧132.89
詠唱133.18
オペラ135.02
悩み133.65
コンビ134.22
がら134.21
勇気133.56
邪魔133.00
日光浴135.33
考えなし134.69
ロングブーツ135.55
133.03
一斉に133.36
熱い133.28
駆け寄る133.41
強制力134.68
振り向く133.32
きっちり133.72
詰まらない133.92
叩く132.98
蒸し器135.30
強力133.21
女主人134.54
淡々133.61
観劇134.99
熟女135.14
助け133.10
尽く134.10
ただただ133.80
向こう132.90
寝間着134.47
矢場133.87
感覚132.95
入場134.23
絶対133.07
ます132.81
秘密133.31
剥がす133.97
サポート133.73
呼びかける133.91
キャラバン134.53
大きさ133.07
念話133.86
切れ長134.61
133.56
やって来る133.06
なさいます134.40
再開発135.39
何なの133.66
ぶっ133.55
蒸す134.75
こと無く133.11
囁き134.04
済む133.11
信用133.34
羽ばたく133.96
距離132.79
予想外133.46
勝手133.66
カジノ134.50
ムカ134.61
132.64
第一133.13
わけでは無い132.90
世話133.45
拷問133.89
有り難い133.38
一角133.65
行い133.43
全部132.88
火山134.07
そいつ等133.96
温度133.78
しな133.10
資格133.72
軽減134.04
座り133.58
湿地134.83
その中133.17
ぶら下がる134.34
守護133.40
ふわり133.82
調べ133.20
倒れ133.21
城砦134.34
愚か133.48
小屋133.53
133.76
お蔭で133.05
向い123.44

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