I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
蒸す134.75
念話133.86
振り向く133.32
勝手133.66
現場133.55
叩く132.98
注目133.52
133.16
アパートメント135.49
疲れ133.16
美味い133.39
ケツ134.41
ぶっ133.55
蒸し器135.30
荒れ地134.83
熱い133.28
お蔭で133.05
通る133.21
途端に133.56
134.04
潜り込む133.89
詰まらない133.92
日光浴135.33
済む133.11
秘密133.31
駆け寄る133.41
資格133.72
カイト133.78
1回134.13
無駄133.03
深淵134.11
ノーマル134.47
予想外133.46
脱炭133.01
サポート133.73
ぶら下がる134.34
尽く134.10
132.64
舞台133.51
そっち133.10
悩み133.65
133.76
カチューシャ134.89
調べ133.20
ポット134.36
第一133.13
親子133.74
観劇134.99
コスプレ134.45
ズボン133.92
何なの133.66
強制力134.68
こと無く133.11
なさいます134.40
感覚132.95
勇気133.56
熟女135.14
貴方132.53
続き133.30
有り難い133.38
かね133.25
正面に133.77
潰す133.09
キャラバン134.53
お守り133.91
ます132.81
132.74
絶対133.07
しな133.10
133.56
考えなし134.69
寝間着134.47
オペラ135.02
コンビ134.22
じっくり133.75
淡々133.61
とさ133.33
133.30
囁き134.04
倒れ133.21
天界134.29
流石は133.45
座り133.58
133.03
若手134.20
そいつ等133.96
起動133.54
守護133.40
再開発135.39
呼びかける133.91
捜索133.75
入場134.23
初日133.84
ふわり133.82
資質134.04
売れる133.55
ビンゴ134.94
はっきり133.06
羽ばたく133.96
湯舟125.55

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