I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
軍門に下る15.77
連れる14.37
ビッグ14.58
くりくり14.78
イブニング16.55
藍色14.36
瞬き13.84
ド阿呆15.98
1年13.92
くそ13.67
啄木鳥14.78
挟み込む14.53
水々しい15.33
裏腹13.95
14.05
将軍13.14
小作人15.60
ウインドウショッピング16.23
シチュエーション14.31
順当14.53
トレーニング14.24
二手14.46
お積もり14.17
試飲14.99
そない15.18
迷惑をかける14.47
口実14.26
兵長14.77
遭わせる15.42
ジリジリ14.53
運送料16.81
ガイダンス15.76
消毒14.60
可愛がり15.02
今のまま14.14
命を絶つ15.24
加入14.17
奥深さ15.59
勘当14.71
水田14.88
実弟15.09
食糧13.85
ポジティブ14.72
時間制限14.70
お河童15.06
沿道15.10
託ける16.29
一次14.69
打ち抜く14.58
気が引ける14.49
むっと14.47
退散14.35
流行る14.15
上半身を起こす15.19
表舞台14.55
取りなし15.00
美貌13.72
蠢く13.98
気が進まない14.84
小指14.35
ビーフストロガノフ15.96
鎮圧14.26
注入14.60
クリーム状16.02
第二次14.78
名残惜しい14.26
容疑者14.58
儀仗隊16.51
嫉妬心14.88
固有13.59
取ってくる14.54
具足14.85
屋外14.41
今の無し16.05
興奮状態14.78
チーム戦15.13
何人たりとも15.20
憎らしい14.72
13.61
惨敗14.83
くじ引き14.92
情欲14.96
合戦14.36
コツン14.92
直立14.58
穴掘り14.97
真打15.53
金に汚い15.83
アンクレット15.50
ジョイント15.65
仲がいい14.32
視線を落とす14.58
頭に浮かぶ14.79
グッドラック15.94
嘆く13.87
都合がいい14.34
目からうろこが落ちる16.59
はにかむ14.26
審判役15.10
肩紐15.47

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