I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

Read Now

Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
芸術124.24
刺し123.79
賭す124.38
急かす124.12
セクシー124.70
剣幕124.36
開店124.34
122.95
勝つ123.07
単純123.19
かも知れません123.08
含む123.20
自慢123.55
寄る123.37
早い122.99
帽子123.88
聞かす123.61
マスク124.16
多少123.02
採用123.92
入れ歯123.16
123.51
座り込む123.74
先行123.80
集中123.10
口づけ124.34
茶器124.64
証拠123.32
静かに123.02
緊急123.80
特設124.71
チラシ124.71
タイム124.05
松明124.08
作業123.02
すかさず123.89
移す123.46
売却124.36
何者か123.80
強引123.42
スタイリッシュ125.20
土地123.22
受け止める123.22
振り回す123.42
挟む123.31
想定123.45
過去123.06
性能123.48
冷却124.52
かあ124.21
この方123.99
願う123.27
伸び123.37
着く123.05
集合住宅125.21
役割123.43
苛め123.87
いつ123.24
尋ね123.43
コーナー124.25
閉じる123.13
支払125.22
信じられない123.47
123.88
しようとする123.56
察知123.27
弱い123.11
いいよ123.37
マグロ124.54
岩場123.79
スタート123.98
機能123.28
受け入れ123.34
ストレート124.07
羽織る123.89
2本124.13
馬鹿に123.68
勝手に123.04
きっと122.65
放置123.34
没落124.28
呼び出し123.79
画策124.26
乃ち123.69
挙げた123.28
降ろす123.99
良さそう123.46
それ以上123.13
墨画123.85
いけ123.59
自分で122.97
両方123.65
えっ122.85
囚われる124.19
詳細123.48
123.39
124.46
まじか123.76
ハルバード124.28
孫娘124.24

Showing 2801 - 2900 of 17,102 words