I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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安全123.17
啓示124.81
ストレート124.07
売却124.36
飛び出す123.50
番人124.57
左派123.44
まじか123.76
費用123.93
25123.95
感情122.86
2本124.13
説得123.47
半ば123.39
という所123.65
湯舟125.55
土地123.22
呼び出し123.79
空間122.91
対応123.01
ひと通り124.77
自慢123.55
わざとらしい124.00
含む123.20
完了123.44
それ以上123.13
一反123.87
信じられない123.47
123.52
寄る123.37
静かに123.02
映る123.35
刺し123.79
手伝う123.17
刺す123.50
特設124.71
拘束123.37
弱い123.11
振り回す123.42
申し訳ない123.42
放置123.34
急かす124.12
女の子122.92
先行123.80
散打123.67
何者123.64
と言うのも123.18
かも知れません123.08
飛翔123.39
目の当たり123.91
勝手に123.04
資金123.71
精悍124.40
ならん123.51
夢魔124.58
勝つ123.07
降ろす123.99
てよ123.40
投げかける123.87
あっさり123.15
事務所124.13
帽子123.88
スタート123.98
採用123.92
着用124.20
集中123.10
強引123.42
入れ歯123.16
証拠123.32
没落124.28
支払125.22
でしょうか122.77
休憩123.36
宜しい123.44
役割123.43
少しずつ123.39
確か122.92
画策124.26
頑張って123.11
123.03
カード123.23
挙げた123.28
尋ね123.43
墨画123.85
貰い123.44
いつ123.24
123.88
賭す124.38
集合住宅125.21
作業123.02
124.46
打つ123.38
どうして122.71
日々123.25
事業124.04
挟む123.31
向い123.44
汚物124.49
路地124.00

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