I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
採用123.92
惣社123.37
含む123.20
安堵123.31
マグロ124.54
いいよ123.37
種122.95
何時でも123.33
事務所124.13
散打123.67
信じられない123.47
ついでに123.19
うわ123.47
休憩123.36
頑張って123.11
を通して123.48
入れ歯123.16
伸び123.37
趣味123.37
25123.95
訳122.81
残念ながら123.45
クラス123.02
2日123.98
宜しい123.44
集中123.10
ひと通り124.77
刺す123.50
ソファ123.68
挙げた123.28
単純123.19
という所123.65
機能123.28
少しずつ123.39
多少123.02
啓示124.81
てよ123.40
馬鹿に123.68
寄る123.37
充分123.42
刀123.03
夢魔124.58
強引123.42
支配123.31
手伝う123.17
後で122.94
集合住宅125.21
不要123.70
昼123.52
装置123.56
世123.54
放置123.34
棒123.51
わざとらしい124.00
踊る123.51
事業124.04
開店124.34
特設124.71
タイム124.05
申し訳ない123.42
コーナー124.25
立派123.24
過去123.06
刺し123.79
置き123.70
直し123.54
両方123.65
売却124.36
博打124.52
作業123.02
かもしれん123.52
弱い123.11
空間122.91
足りない123.25
応じる123.42
拘束123.37
急かす124.12
であるから123.77
性能123.48
突如123.69
土地123.22
塊123.33
完了123.44
着用124.20
説得123.47
画策124.26
挟む123.31
飛び出す123.50
何者か123.80
松明124.08
向い123.44
呼び出し123.79
てな123.27
早い122.99
勝手に123.04
聞かす123.61
賭す124.38
平和123.39
静かに123.02
墨画123.85

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