I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ホの字16.23
独力14.89
オープンサンド16.51
躍る14.37
初老14.19
目に染みる15.77
ジジ14.89
所業14.10
ばっさばっさ15.66
作業着14.83
情念15.09
香り高い15.46
野バラ14.97
避難経路15.77
疑似的14.93
なだらか14.67
より上14.35
選り好み15.23
盗み聞き14.51
洩れる14.58
7分15.62
買戻し16.36
断然14.47
瓶入り16.15
脱衣場15.22
大違い14.43
交ぜる14.57
表面積15.57
水を引く15.82
あしらい14.97
肌触り14.78
すっきり14.03
腕のいい14.82
まっしぐら14.79
とんとん14.84
ぽっかり14.33
重苦しい14.29
13.92
微笑みかける14.65
統括14.17
将来的14.17
姉ちゃん13.78
一目散に14.38
秘部16.01
にゃーん15.14
気持ち良い14.32
命令を下す14.75
無頼15.38
歴史上14.43
気がひける15.86
永久機関15.46
オーラ13.69
安らぐ14.64
詰め物15.30
狼煙14.67
サクッ14.48
擦れ14.91
申し合わせる15.48
焦がす14.50
違える14.29
来場者15.46
一割14.37
生涯13.91
夏い15.07
口振り14.66
熟知14.51
熱伝導16.02
取捨16.17
定価15.43
15.22
天国から地獄15.98
組み立てる14.62
引越し14.75
握り返す14.91
封じ込める14.63
果肉14.92
固唾14.42
シュール14.48
縄張り14.10
好都合14.16
プンプン14.81
エキサイティング15.75
律義15.47
薄焼き15.75
13.87
満場一致14.84
切り上げる14.34
平静14.08
兵長14.77
かと思うと13.80
金玉15.55
一強15.76
秤にかける16.13
猛特訓15.45
極めつけ14.75
増大14.13
枚数14.68
ごろ寝15.85
道々15.13
豪遊15.21

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