I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
し易い13.94
力負け14.95
打倒14.17
尊顔14.94
茶菓子14.55
着崩れ15.67
実戦13.62
マウント14.75
台数15.56
思い込み14.27
転ぶ13.77
綽々15.44
素っぴん15.31
副業15.00
神様13.24
食べ過ぎ14.85
飛び火14.83
欲求14.17
出そろう15.48
意識的14.59
人集め15.58
飛来13.89
遊撃14.28
流出14.43
見映え15.77
勝算14.30
ボランティア14.75
どちらでも14.39
杜鵑花15.20
ナイト14.02
しむ15.19
憂さ晴らし14.97
イン13.77
パー14.30
攻撃対象14.94
若しや13.84
藍色14.36
お邪魔14.08
絶頂14.90
ぶるぶる14.57
見破る14.22
叩き出す15.11
功労者14.63
保存状態15.36
感服14.56
昏睡14.95
短時間13.94
ビクリと14.51
朝ごはん14.48
大軍14.05
理系15.09
本題に入る14.69
封じ込める14.63
酢漬け15.26
鳴動14.97
生き体13.93
天板15.16
持込15.73
読み込む14.78
職人肌16.26
言葉を紡ぐ14.24
棟梁14.60
思考実験15.67
良くやった14.11
愛好家14.98
一仕事14.64
良からぬ14.47
コンビニ14.17
驚かす14.05
チーム戦15.13
潤す14.51
プリーツ15.93
読み切り15.67
お上りさん15.21
奸計15.28
ちんちくりん15.13
陰で14.43
毒消し14.82
ブリブリ15.88
力量13.83
吸い込み14.59
ループ14.14
禁忌14.09
助太刀14.74
再調査15.54
雅味14.20
事後承諾15.19
散らかる14.65
テラス14.19
転じる14.22
配備13.87
ゴタゴタ14.76
ギブアップ14.94
串刺し14.34
ひとっ飛び15.18
ドライ14.53
天啓14.07
力をつける15.18
泊地15.98
死ぬほど14.36

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