I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
得策14.35
とは別に14.19
大上段14.74
心して14.81
秀でる14.27
優れもの14.83
腹が立つ14.39
城主14.68
憎い13.93
ひと仕事15.38
マイナー14.77
繋げる13.94
カウントダウン14.65
取りたて16.04
水田14.88
何なら13.90
開き直る14.22
手法14.15
晩餐13.99
方針決定16.09
重苦しい14.29
即時14.55
橙色14.58
お出し14.63
神職14.90
抜け出す13.74
ぶっちゃけ13.90
賛成派15.36
笑いこける16.22
すれ違う13.95
政治的14.00
しかめっ面14.69
不用意14.23
ぎりぎりまで14.78
傾げる13.21
特殊効果14.43
方向性14.10
スタンド14.86
かみ合う14.89
薄衣15.10
テコ入れ15.32
内野14.95
淡青色16.18
身ごもる15.12
狩りに行く14.77
目に染みる15.77
撃ち抜く14.22
存じる13.96
思いもよらない14.86
枚数14.68
穢多14.20
変換13.81
研究者13.81
駆け込み15.18
他人任せ15.19
独自性15.46
石炭14.79
けが人14.99
し放題15.01
持込む16.27
フェニックス14.66
作業台14.57
女連れ15.36
気味の悪い14.77
蓄積14.04
一等地15.07
オドオド15.02
複合14.21
均一化15.58
元妻15.28
14.36
永い14.62
ぶつ切り15.13
最悪の事態14.46
サービス内容16.36
コールスロー16.07
お題目15.26
体つき14.32
妹さん14.30
多数決14.92
糞野郎15.12
車両14.08
獣脂15.56
マグカップ14.74
古武士14.79
アングラ15.98
天性14.84
作り笑顔15.19
茶碗蒸し15.33
美声14.82
不評14.86
案内状16.00
トゲトゲしい15.45
体内13.59
呼び捨て14.20
太股14.83
生き方14.01
嫌々14.67
魅了13.49
ポスター14.78

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