I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
1742.22
突然1732.92
工房1723.31
1723.12
品柄1722.63
1701.97
一方1693.21
都市1652.97
見せる1652.38
おっさん1643.27
それに1632.23
わね1632.77
1631.96
そこで1622.74
かしら1612.79
だが1611.83
1612.23
あー1612.91
精神力1613.15
再び1602.75
1602.42
1602.89
少女1602.57
そうだ1582.18
1582.85
1573.13
魔導1573.07
用意1572.75
男性1573.02
直ぐに1572.43
1562.65
ても1551.96
魔道1533.11
また1512.19
にして1512.30
待つ1512.41
哭く1502.05
宝石箱1494.87
1482.46
のです1472.21
暴風1474.02
指示1462.98
1462.31
それでは1453.06
とする1452.60
考える1452.30
入る1442.14
楽しむ1433.09
あれ1412.23
ため1402.26
3人1393.32
同時に1392.65
てる1381.65
1382.55
今日1382.61
4人1373.72
身体1362.49
百合1364.17
と共に1362.60
全て1362.32
お願い1352.92
での1352.60
1353.26
1342.68
これで1342.58
全員1342.61
1332.74
させる1332.36
帰る1332.52
自ら1322.87
出す1322.43
1312.98
もう1302.11
僧尼1302.52
ゲーム1302.86
三人1292.77
へと1292.14
浮かべる1292.57
まあ1292.23
それじゃ1283.39
四人1283.29
会う1282.62
1282.87
市内1282.23
五人1283.58
存在1272.32
庭園1273.79
こんな1272.33
当然1272.54
装備1262.88
1262.54
1262.43
最後1262.63
貴族1262.46
楽しい1262.76
101253.12
お嬢1253.75
となる1242.78
気づく1242.78
彼方1232.51

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