I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
省く14.27
ったらしい14.65
手当たりしだい15.84
ばっさばっさ15.66
セール15.15
目の下14.53
押し込み14.81
弱いものいじめ15.75
鑑定料16.11
報う14.42
委縮14.85
フォーメーション14.85
見破る14.22
ノイズ14.08
珍味15.06
再編14.62
起し14.92
伊予14.17
見せしめ14.58
重苦しい14.29
出してくれる14.46
神話13.86
安易14.13
両開き14.74
すれすれ14.68
ゴシック15.20
モグラ14.31
垣間見る14.13
サービス付き16.29
研磨剤15.82
禍根14.90
帰り支度14.91
落とし穴14.04
お構いなく14.87
錯乱14.51
均等14.57
13.67
だらだら14.46
シガレット15.75
先駆け14.94
合点14.40
一時休戦15.49
出力13.77
着物13.99
チャラ14.61
ガン13.90
爆笑14.40
商才15.06
跳ね上げ14.62
カモフラージュ14.72
運がいい14.61
剣術13.52
芳しくない14.67
リゾート施設16.48
駆け込み15.18
パターン13.74
デス14.10
高率16.81
投擲13.57
拝する15.67
お漏らし15.19
溶融15.55
違法14.43
取り皿15.21
前評判15.39
七人14.21
人知れず14.64
梳く14.54
借金のかた15.91
14.63
気を許す15.46
本質13.95
全世界14.52
天真爛漫14.76
備品14.46
惨め14.19
昼過ぎ14.15
九日14.99
建つ14.14
第314.23
14.07
打破14.35
部屋代15.88
男達13.55
薄絹15.46
色香14.66
棲む14.38
高々14.14
追加注文15.18
人出14.66
嘘つき14.47
ないよりはまし15.95
無頼15.38
第514.45
気弱14.43
飲食物15.41
仲間同士14.96
骨と皮15.08
ごん14.18
束ね14.35

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