I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
客足14.87
セクシーポーズ16.15
お粥14.59
深慮遠謀16.02
引き揚げ15.14
執り行う14.36
履行14.97
派生14.30
理系15.09
湧きあがる15.38
あながち14.33
薄衣15.10
啖呵を切る15.59
ストーカー14.16
ひと段落14.74
お積もり14.17
体内13.59
イブニング16.55
時価総額16.42
グレる14.41
壮絶14.30
急降下14.31
穀物14.35
例外13.62
保存食14.34
新築15.00
思い入れ14.49
っきゃ15.10
潜在的14.78
乙13.94
陰険14.85
爽快感14.99
クールビューティ15.81
コンサルティング16.05
注意書き15.05
前払い14.97
何げない16.49
恥ずべき14.87
ハンター13.70
低層14.03
分岐点14.78
篤と14.82
なれど14.61
印象付ける15.34
侮辱14.05
近郊14.43
渡韓15.23
有志14.83
茶菓子14.55
お勤め14.91
でれ14.63
言いふらす14.71
輝度15.80
具足14.85
と来たら14.45
陸送16.48
納付15.93
学者14.07
目からうろこ16.01
温度差14.79
健在14.06
期せずして15.15
焼売15.91
方途15.07
修習15.62
発掘14.22
迷惑をかける14.47
衝動的14.79
どうなっている14.24
飛び降り14.17
緊急停止15.71
今までどおり15.00
ドン臭い16.64
悲壮14.58
微塵13.81
言い出しっぺ15.24
缶詰14.51
散らかる14.65
お互いに13.53
参じる14.45
ばっさばっさ15.66
2914.42
ひと息14.95
コック14.65
枠内15.50
丸めこむ15.84
ものを言う14.89
想像力14.49
素晴らしさ14.49
脳内お花畑15.75
過激14.25
伊達14.06
始まらない14.43
連れる14.37
僣用15.70
サイドストーリー15.91
行動範囲14.73
夜間営業16.69
無意味13.75
土石15.62

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