I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一握り14.74
水量14.78
生産物15.54
門前払い14.81
返品不可16.24
倦む15.50
硬度14.42
太股14.83
付す14.83
名誉挽回15.42
女連れ15.36
手を加える15.05
十把一絡げ15.56
原付バイク16.27
働き口15.12
標準14.57
不智15.04
飲食物15.41
生き残り13.99
手が離せない15.25
順位14.23
顔を見せる14.46
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
恩返し14.35
下町14.28
失礼しました14.18
添付14.97
中段14.91
野猫14.93
悪循環14.90
言い伝え14.51
変質14.21
全面14.45
揺らぐ13.96
気の利いた14.77
過程13.84
衝撃的14.17
立て直す14.11
どうという事はない14.88
確立14.04
天啓14.07
中心地14.62
追い払う14.05
ローブ13.37
火口14.44
に依って15.04
時間制限14.70
軟弱14.65
引っ切り無しに14.61
身を寄せる14.97
外食14.81
性行為15.29
遊び歩く15.33
びっしり14.44
策士14.68
元請17.11
丹花15.43
脱走者15.62
ヘアスタイル15.57
毛頭14.94
深紫15.77
採取13.58
入り乱れる14.62
刮目15.19
無残14.11
出品者15.37
15.06
侮辱14.05
単刀直入14.39
半人前14.84
暗殺事件15.39
筋書き14.67
フォーメーション14.85
浸る13.92
ついて回る15.26
ったらしい14.65
持ちこむ14.99
香川15.33
し甲斐15.42
不便14.01
さー13.76
流儀14.49
抜け出す13.74
代替わり14.65
夜ごと15.78
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
しくじる14.59
近衛13.44
あらやだ14.90
実体14.18
安全策14.90
立て髪14.65
立ち寄る14.07
救い出す14.41
逆立ち14.88
それにしても13.12
救世主14.22
抜身15.29
大赤字15.32
思い込み14.27

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