I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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123.39
放置123.34
突如123.69
入れ歯123.16
123.54
2日123.98
安全123.17
聞かす123.61
静かに123.02
事務所124.13
冷却124.52
どうして122.71
芸術124.24
クラス123.02
呼び出し123.79
資金123.71
完了123.44
8人124.61
飛び出す123.50
2本124.13
弱い123.11
手伝う123.17
組み123.74
湯舟125.55
劣化124.09
マグロ124.54
役割123.43
同じよう123.06
岩場123.79
単純123.19
路地124.00
打つ123.38
振り回す123.42
説得123.47
かもしれん123.52
122.81
博打124.52
盟約124.47
と言うのも123.18
じゃねえ123.34
置き123.70
目の当たり123.91
想定123.45
まじか123.76
飛翔123.39
うわ123.47
両方123.65
お釜125.73
費用123.93
スタイリッシュ125.20
25123.95
機能123.28
宜しい123.44
コーナー124.25
123.33
集合住宅125.21
助かる123.03
支配123.31
124.46
伸び123.37
空間122.91
映る123.35
すかさず123.89
信じられない123.47
確か122.92
剣幕124.36
番人124.57
先行123.80
ならん123.51
ソファ123.68
123.51
投げかける123.87
乃ち123.69
マニア124.05
一反123.87
囚われる124.19
汚物124.49
刺し123.79
啓示124.81
チラシ124.71
あっさり123.15
を通して123.48
ついでに123.19
松明124.08
ちょん124.74
趣味123.37
口づけ124.34
受け入れ123.34
事がない123.27
土地123.22
着く123.05
感情122.86
自分で122.97
冒険123.54
直し123.54
という所123.65
帽子123.88
セクシー124.70
貰い123.44

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