I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
という所123.65
入れ歯123.16
馬鹿に123.68
ストレート124.07
かもしれん123.52
刺す123.50
降ろす123.99
冷却124.52
打つ123.38
拘束123.37
スタート123.98
冒険123.54
まじか123.76
散打123.67
芸術124.24
頑張って123.11
受け止める123.22
集合住宅125.21
苛め123.87
拵え124.54
貰い123.44
じゃねえ123.34
突如123.69
持ち込む123.57
123.39
湯舟125.55
盟約124.47
自慢123.55
どうして122.71
飛翔123.39
緊急123.80
関わる123.17
8人124.61
早い122.99
賭す124.38
コーナー124.25
122.95
呼び出し123.79
を通して123.48
いけ123.59
多少123.02
申し出る124.15
チラシ124.71
売却124.36
いつ123.24
汚物124.49
123.98
あっさり123.15
証拠123.32
松明124.08
123.54
足りない123.25
事務所124.13
勝つ123.07
カード123.23
博打124.52
資金123.71
わざとらしい124.00
かあ124.21
きっと122.65
安全123.17
セクシー124.70
事業124.04
何時でも123.33
察知123.27
詳細123.48
強引123.42
クラス123.02
市ね123.36
半ば123.39
この方123.99
勝手に123.04
ならん123.51
それ以上123.13
2本124.13
着用124.20
立派123.24
123.39
嗜虐125.27
踊る123.51
画策124.26
助かる123.03
孫娘124.24
急かす124.12
静かに123.02
作業123.02
啓示124.81
伸び123.37
挙げた123.28
女の子122.92
想定123.45
123.03
休憩123.36
一般的123.46
マスク124.16
生き122.80
剣幕124.36
機能123.28
お釜125.73
申し訳ない123.42

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