I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
冷却124.52
すかさず123.89
でしょうか122.77
それ以上123.13
嗜虐125.27
と言うのも123.18
昼123.52
関わる123.17
詳細123.48
盟約124.47
口づけ124.34
良さそう123.46
博打124.52
墨画123.85
ストレート124.07
薄123.88
着用124.20
壺123.98
手伝う123.17
少しずつ123.39
女の子122.92
マニア124.05
頑張って123.11
何時でも123.33
自分で122.97
数日123.33
囚われる124.19
番人124.57
木製123.89
カード123.23
急かす124.12
剣幕124.36
切れる123.26
刺し123.79
移す123.46
茶器124.64
賭す124.38
刺す123.50
想定123.45
訳122.81
拘束123.37
マグロ124.54
汚物124.49
説得123.47
証拠123.32
何者123.64
スタート123.98
察知123.27
寄る123.37
一反123.87
馬鹿に123.68
挟む123.31
呼び出し123.79
生き122.80
劣化124.09
いいよ123.37
無意識123.59
冒険123.54
セクシー124.70
支配123.31
特設124.71
目の当たり123.91
売却124.36
受け止める123.22
勝つ123.07
乃ち123.69
事がない123.27
ちょん124.74
打つ123.38
先行123.80
採用123.92
どうして122.71
両方123.65
放置123.34
静かに123.02
土地123.22
早い122.99
没落124.28
苛め123.87
散打123.67
わざとらしい124.00
座り込む123.74
足りない123.25
を通して123.48
チラシ124.71
孫娘124.24
機能123.28
ついでに123.19
信じられない123.47
開店124.34
含む123.20
まじか123.76
何者か123.80
不要123.70
着く123.05
8人124.61
装置123.56
かもしれん123.52
振り回す123.42
自慢123.55

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