I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ハム14.54
犬の顔15.80
出資14.77
とまり木16.69
からと言って13.68
頭を抱える14.29
つくづく14.23
刀自15.06
排除13.51
焼き付く14.58
陰で14.43
商談成立15.69
金払い15.12
13.91
ご注意下さい15.28
つつも13.23
プリプリ15.03
来場者15.46
身の程知らず14.88
食べ過ぎ14.85
プレス14.91
絶好調14.69
2つとも15.74
ぴんと14.61
やきもちを焼く16.48
樹木14.09
子弟14.42
びくっと14.58
両名14.30
川辺14.87
捻出14.68
ベイクドポテト16.89
ギャップ14.28
決着をつける14.67
ホステス15.59
称号13.46
果て13.75
お上りさん15.21
改名14.96
色香14.66
透きとおる15.78
籐製16.46
温厚14.40
打合せ15.09
熱量14.32
三社14.45
13.16
大工14.25
秘密裏14.31
空き巣15.21
リフレッシュ14.90
増加13.35
人口密度15.09
お手洗い14.98
見舞い14.38
宵闇14.32
優勝者14.58
鑑定士14.59
対称的15.35
浅目17.29
デスマッチ15.45
臓腑14.96
乗り物14.23
除け13.88
声を張り上げる14.38
冤罪14.42
学者14.07
急がせる15.30
薫り14.70
狼煙14.67
尽かす14.87
感じ取る13.58
小皿14.62
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
寄せ集め14.76
一同13.60
パット14.88
載る13.85
泣き止む15.14
一身に集める15.82
泥棒14.31
窓越し15.02
安請け合い15.11
轢く14.61
映す13.98
ブロック14.10
擬い14.70
受けつける15.63
正式メンバー16.51
残さず14.35
夜間営業16.69
いやー13.81
脱走者15.62
大都市14.46
惜しげも無く15.48
凍結14.32
健在14.06
すり合わせ14.91
違法14.43
弱み14.27

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