I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
際どい14.62
笑止千万15.69
シャレ14.86
長引く14.17
寡慾14.95
要所14.63
自明の理14.82
香る14.62
称号13.46
その場その場15.44
腹を据える16.64
うろうろ14.40
執る14.23
内野14.95
すぐれ物15.93
徴用15.10
観光都市15.82
怒声14.02
重大13.95
例外13.62
焦げつく15.54
名付ける14.30
資金調達15.47
沿う14.19
運休16.45
コラボ15.06
原則として15.11
御前14.23
篭もる14.30
反す14.78
掻っ払う16.22
揺り動かす15.13
すんすん15.15
神経性16.22
カン14.19
引っ切り無しに14.61
煌めき14.53
自己愛15.57
にゃーん15.14
ハンドルを切る16.29
戦隊14.45
連れだす16.04
色目14.99
優れもの14.83
やったら13.99
ねじ14.84
歩兵13.80
としちゃあ15.43
金泥15.85
疑心暗鬼14.68
積み込み14.91
適度14.05
しかねない14.19
グラブ16.03
ことの他15.19
ツボ14.63
実験材料15.50
接点14.23
石炭14.79
降り積もる14.80
取水口15.91
枚数14.68
ほろ酔い加減16.11
男優15.43
大慌て14.50
虚しく14.33
キャリーバッグ15.83
缶詰14.51
ぎょっと14.09
ほうほう14.47
極まりない13.97
消化不良15.31
噛る14.95
厚紙15.44
募集広告16.43
中空14.40
憑かれる14.47
仕入れ価格16.23
発明14.34
そんで14.23
20歳14.73
ブリスケット17.59
刃向かう15.12
ギクシャク15.07
前触れ14.44
一抹14.52
度13.32
遠近15.09
プログラム14.19
飛びこむ14.81
人見知り14.30
痴15.81
漢の中の漢16.34
奮戦14.43
攴14.18
魅惑14.70
大受け15.85
住宅用16.55
御覧の通り15.65
疑似的14.93

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