I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
帽子123.88
頑張って123.11
コーナー124.25
ハルバード124.28
を通して123.48
放置123.34
この方123.99
着く123.05
日々123.25
機能123.28
いけ123.59
趣味123.37
マフラー114.46
平気113.56
大人113.10
喜び113.37
強化112.90
言い訳113.48
談笑114.07
巻き込む113.17
遠慮113.41
人気113.44
ぺこり114.22
美少女113.50
股間114.27
お出かけ114.32
可愛113.79
現実113.06
焼き113.55
こんなに113.14
物理攻撃113.99
6人114.30
一枚113.36
よろしくお願いします113.42
寝113.06
お酒113.70
舞う113.61
真顔114.00
更衣室114.66
満足げ114.01
確信113.21
チーム113.42
陥る113.50
ガントレット114.55
それとも113.02
積む113.41
ぶっ殺す114.25
ものの112.77
浴びる113.52
見惚れる114.04
顔を出す113.97
皆様113.43
捧げる113.50
口座114.76
9113.33
へっちゃら115.26
死肉115.12
広い113.22
構え113.16
仕立て114.05
乗す115.14
亡くなる113.30
出し手113.89
ネタ113.78
大声113.45
フォロー113.59
退治113.67
ルール113.54
灰色113.56
連れ込む114.39
正113.56
尾行114.26
太もも114.17
タイプ113.22
アジト114.05
何度も112.93
茶店115.38
利益113.54
眼差し113.40
表113.47
払う113.23
身ぐるみ115.00
文字113.20
衣類114.42
ほうが良い113.44
上手113.75
人数113.27
話し112.77
漂う113.32
醸し出す114.13
幾らでも113.46
秘書114.11
と言うことだ113.24
生きる113.23
言うとおり113.74
強制的113.82
ハッピー114.77
生地113.80
頭を下げる113.46
頂く113.21

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