I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
呼び出し123.79
精悍124.40
孫娘124.24
売却124.36
コーナー124.25
着く123.05
勝つ123.07
市ね123.36
かも知れません123.08
日々123.25
しようとする123.56
タイム124.05
文字113.20
直前113.52
エネルギー113.55
ごそごそ114.66
舞い降りる114.25
と言うことだ113.24
貸し113.38
112.96
113.83
出し手113.89
お出かけ114.32
ものの112.77
大人113.10
消費113.31
事となる113.96
アジト114.05
未だ未だ113.13
見惚れる114.04
ぶっ殺す114.25
様になる113.45
人数113.27
立て113.46
114.10
蹂躙113.73
身支度114.30
太もも114.17
遠慮113.41
浴びる113.52
何だか112.94
払う113.23
何度も112.93
坊主頭115.26
タイプ113.22
一枚113.36
VIP114.80
1人で113.95
表現113.37
仕立て114.05
フォロー113.59
迎撃113.60
捧げる113.50
よろしくお願いします113.42
お酒113.70
まとめて113.56
悪友114.89
買い113.70
秘書114.11
オリジナル114.08
衣類114.42
美少女113.50
本部113.62
ピンヒール115.72
茶店115.38
スーツ113.95
お仕事113.73
立てる113.28
乗す115.14
用心114.26
人気113.44
ガントレット114.55
制覇114.45
113.26
伸びる113.42
皆様113.43
バカたれ115.90
114.19
現実113.06
学生113.50
立ち上がり113.46
乗り込む113.56
仰る113.51
死肉115.12
可愛113.79
灰色113.56
聞こえ112.93
整理113.62
ハッピー114.77
更衣室114.66
時点113.13
物理攻撃113.99
強制的113.82
迫る113.06
買い込む114.42
113.11
Re:113.39
預ける113.74
なぞ114.17
物凄い113.53

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