I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
どうして122.71
突如123.69
お釜125.73
目の当たり123.91
冷却124.52
苛め123.87
証拠123.32
自慢123.55
拵え124.54
尋ね123.43
安全123.17
ストレート124.07
的確113.87
美少女113.50
直前113.52
透き通る114.03
本部113.62
真顔114.00
学生113.50
ごそごそ114.66
上機嫌113.88
マフラー114.46
叩き込む113.56
確率113.74
目立つ113.21
仕立て114.05
114.10
舞う113.61
幾らでも113.46
陣取る114.07
巻き込む113.17
チーム113.42
身ぐるみ115.00
なぞ114.17
アホ113.68
大人113.10
何じゃ113.36
話し112.77
捧げる113.50
眼差し113.40
ガントレット114.55
113.47
強化112.90
眺める113.46
親書114.59
顔を出す113.97
ほうが良い113.44
113.33
文字113.20
乗り込む113.56
立ち上がり113.46
Re:113.39
仰る113.51
事となる113.96
迫る113.06
亡くなる113.30
生きる113.23
113.06
人数113.27
愛する113.63
ルール113.54
灰色113.56
鼻先114.15
未だ未だ113.13
頂く113.21
バケモノ114.47
更衣室114.66
皆様113.43
幸運113.59
伸びる113.42
自己紹介113.63
路地裏114.21
言うとおり113.74
読み113.20
へっちゃら115.26
抜ける113.26
気がつく113.38
蹂躙113.73
平気113.56
オリジナル114.08
乗す115.14
1人で113.95
確信113.21
現実113.06
利益113.54
立て113.46
行ける113.40
言い訳113.48
薄紅115.18
向き113.61
半長114.72
尾行114.26
6人114.30
スティレット116.15
湧く113.55
生地113.80
ティー114.40
出迎える114.00
よろしくお願いします113.42
何度も112.93

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