I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
従事14.35
馴染み14.06
惨たらしい14.99
最長14.89
琴線14.96
拝聴15.08
ぶるぶる14.57
盛り塩15.95
垣間見る14.13
好青年14.82
無敵14.05
遠慮がち14.35
正月14.52
反す14.78
女性客15.07
人を見る目14.77
13.94
モデル14.07
進行方向14.29
改善点15.07
正直者15.14
伯父14.04
噴く14.23
非難13.84
組み立て14.30
気合を入れる14.84
消しこみ17.59
安易14.13
手を叩く14.64
にゃんにゃ16.48
過酷14.02
13.53
知らせる13.79
門前14.54
表ざた15.77
ジャンパー15.65
寄こす14.84
短髪14.55
溺愛14.31
着物13.99
よろめく14.26
得手14.16
囲い込み15.29
即決14.75
鑑定士14.59
交付金17.29
度胸14.18
考えれば考えるほど14.80
最高級品15.09
14.53
13.69
勢力拡大15.33
街はずれ15.94
演技派15.50
沸き15.00
犬の顔15.80
24時間14.83
どっちか14.25
涙目13.75
足げ16.66
暴発14.31
下賤14.75
手描き15.71
欲求14.17
惨め14.19
かえ14.40
痛む13.75
書き込む14.05
頷きあう15.15
百万14.28
自信たっぷり14.82
後ろ髪を引かれる15.22
ボンクラ14.88
ゴタゴタ14.76
13.81
んな13.82
行動に移る14.92
見るから13.92
まー13.87
天国から地獄15.98
火照り15.25
とは別に14.19
伏兵14.45
大成功14.48
将来13.44
人呼んで15.47
遅すぎる14.66
貫木15.38
思い直す14.23
焚く14.35
無位14.60
アロマ14.73
浸る13.92
一山15.33
悲しいかな14.86
犯る16.69
先方14.50
恥さらし15.36
喧嘩っ早い15.42
ほろ酔い加減16.11

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