I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
握力14.59
知ったこっちゃない15.26
タイルを張る17.29
一度だけ13.95
感情移入15.07
湧き出す15.11
グルグル巻き15.21
前触れ14.44
たらしい14.18
注目を集める14.75
二神14.37
せねば13.95
薫り14.70
示しがつかない15.27
握り飯15.15
委託販売15.95
拡散14.01
白旗14.73
生理現象15.28
たい14.03
長袖14.78
2人きり14.81
ドラム14.72
意中の人15.55
庭師14.30
出口13.76
耄碌15.01
営利15.43
蠢く13.98
バーベキュー14.56
通りかかる14.74
雑誌14.28
灼熱14.12
汗を流す15.02
差し込み14.74
一種13.64
波乱14.38
纏い付く16.81
試合放棄16.28
あふれ出す15.10
創る13.84
締まる14.71
口の悪い15.22
ペチャパイ16.28
連絡を取り合う15.31
全体で14.34
正す13.86
起こり14.04
穢多14.20
政治的14.00
節操14.95
即金15.36
マント13.54
のろり15.43
男性客15.14
やんちゃ14.57
14.82
如何なる13.97
作り方13.95
質す15.48
持ちネタ16.05
筒抜け14.52
印象付ける15.34
北向き16.12
物陰14.28
物知り14.77
張りつける15.19
もそもそ14.96
胸糞15.07
エロ14.02
最終調整15.17
建つ14.14
憎らしい14.72
ひくひく14.77
キセル15.37
ダンス13.76
総工費16.48
癖になる15.08
ホエールウォッチング16.99
千枚14.91
シャレ14.86
演舞15.02
試作14.10
達し13.97
どちらでも14.39
本命13.97
剣を抜く14.46
遠距離13.69
ウエストライン16.66
お手洗い14.98
希望の星15.58
強める14.25
あしらい14.97
返却14.44
二十13.34
李下に冠を正さず16.69
テリトリー14.70
パラソル15.16
収集14.11
突っかかる14.50

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