I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
またしても13.96
宿泊所15.50
シルバー14.06
ねっとり14.71
せっかち14.80
地獄の釜15.57
何名14.47
方がまし14.84
金玉15.55
増産14.59
平屋14.89
丸投げ14.24
ぎりぎり14.03
後衛13.77
鉄礬柘榴石16.29
腱14.81
トータルで15.30
団13.18
水脈14.61
野原14.71
路線14.54
一身に集める15.82
堕天使14.33
黒曜石14.62
重み14.00
糞女15.73
八つ裂き14.79
健全化15.80
画心14.75
権13.90
順当14.53
模様替え15.40
行き交う14.29
浮き出る14.66
二人前15.36
案じる14.03
ローヒール16.28
口をつける14.75
座席14.25
我先に14.46
丸くなって14.65
よくある事14.36
スタリオン16.45
起伏14.50
日当たりの良い15.49
乱痴気騒ぎ15.54
仕分け14.86
いざとなれば14.35
円滑14.62
撃ち落とす14.44
延いて14.64
正常14.00
沸き15.00
ような気がする13.55
遅らせる14.48
暗む15.37
フリータイム16.24
丸めこむ15.84
永久機関15.46
もろに14.74
量る14.94
滔滔16.81
語らい14.72
サクッ14.48
お互いに13.53
滑らか14.07
葬儀14.37
低層14.03
思い起こす14.33
優男14.47
繕う14.73
仲居15.41
出荷時16.72
引14.66
どやどや15.46
子供達13.31
捕り物15.55
待ちかね15.39
三次15.18
水々しい15.33
桁が違う14.96
ワンツー15.56
堪えられない15.30
表明14.26
買付16.16
摘み14.53
足りとも14.14
放射状14.78
せせら笑い15.86
ぽきぽき15.96
喪失14.23
売り込み14.85
無実14.54
脱走者15.62
おちょぼ口16.30
楽しませる14.87
直送15.97
掻っ払う16.22
炎上14.49
拝命14.81

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