I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
預ける113.74
半長114.72
そんなもの113.41
構え113.16
ごそごそ114.66
薄紅115.18
タイプ113.22
マフラー114.46
こんなに113.14
鼻先114.15
になると113.20
物理攻撃113.99
ティー114.40
フラッグ115.39
乗り込む113.56
談笑114.07
113.06
上機嫌113.88
行ける113.40
お仕事113.73
容器114.13
捧げる113.50
短い113.10
離す113.22
広い113.22
113.50
物凄い113.53
戴き113.44
自己紹介113.63
消費113.31
それとも113.02
確信113.21
生地113.80
113.51
抱きしめる113.35
未だ未だ113.13
退治113.67
出迎える114.00
115.50
真顔114.00
ほうが良い113.44
Re:113.39
正体113.33
フォロー113.59
衣類114.42
大人113.10
幸運113.59
チーム113.42
尾行114.26
眼差し113.40
6人114.30
ぺこり114.22
予想通り113.69
読み113.20
死肉115.12
伸びる113.42
よろしくお願いします113.42
113.83
整理113.62
仰る113.51
事となる113.96
始点113.69
様になる113.45
巻き込む113.17
眺める113.46
着る113.35
目立つ113.21
抜ける113.26
悪友114.89
舞い降りる114.25
聞こえ112.93
路地裏114.21
漂う113.32
仕立て114.05
上手113.75
ものの112.77
的確113.87
静まる114.32
113.11
遠慮113.41
制覇114.45
太もも114.17
表現113.37
幾らでも113.46
乗す115.14
現実113.06
大体113.26
迎撃113.60
お酒113.70
部門114.13
ミルク113.97
114.10
と言うことだ113.24
114.19
蹂躙113.73
ほっと113.51
赤い112.81
醸し出す114.13
何だか112.94
亡くなる113.30

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