I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
上手113.75
灰色113.56
構え113.16
ほっと113.51
表113.47
ぶっ殺す114.25
人気113.44
着地113.51
フォロー113.59
ガントレット114.55
漂う113.32
真顔114.00
バケモノ114.47
お仕事113.73
物理攻撃113.99
様になる113.45
9113.33
焼き113.55
鼻先114.15
マフラー114.46
乗す115.14
言い訳113.48
太もも114.17
顔を出す113.97
予想通り113.69
舞い降りる114.25
捧げる113.50
現実113.06
仰向け114.08
赤らめる114.05
短い113.10
口座114.76
上機嫌113.88
誇る113.46
向き113.61
戴き113.44
迫る113.06
頂く113.21
坊主頭115.26
表現113.37
正113.56
巻き込む113.17
就く114.03
ネタ113.78
得112.96
目立つ113.21
何度も112.93
刺激113.60
出迎える114.00
買い込む114.42
籐115.50
不明113.44
用心114.26
こんなに113.14
頭を下げる113.46
可愛113.79
愛する113.63
確率113.74
陥る113.50
眺める113.46
身ぐるみ115.00
的確113.87
事となる113.96
よろしくお願いします113.42
皆様113.43
着る113.35
何じゃ113.36
秘書114.11
一枚113.36
エネルギー113.55
美少女113.50
行ける113.40
悪友114.89
半長114.72
読み113.20
言うとおり113.74
浴びる113.52
アジト114.05
直前113.52
ハッピー114.77
迎撃113.60
叩き込む113.56
舞う113.61
伸びる113.42
気がつく113.38
6人114.30
癖113.79
スーツ113.95
寝113.06
陣取る114.07
お出かけ114.32
抱きしめる113.35
時点113.13
バカたれ115.90
死肉115.12
未だ未だ113.13
と言うことだ113.24
ミルク113.97
大声113.45
1人で113.95

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