I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
しかねない14.19
爺むさい16.55
夜更け14.76
禍根14.90
キョトン14.30
過程13.84
多少なりとも14.15
暗示14.45
乞う14.46
丸儲け15.85
取り放題15.57
腹いっぱい14.93
増し14.05
14.63
じゅうじゅう15.23
ド阿呆15.98
年齢13.21
チラッと14.46
ずり落ちる14.87
出身者14.50
間柄14.15
姿を表す15.43
天上14.16
ストレスフリー16.14
妙ちくりん15.81
14.73
聞かせる14.31
生産品15.63
仰るとおり14.84
こった14.38
約半分15.41
微笑13.73
恐喝15.07
統括14.17
夏い15.07
売上手数料17.59
挑発的14.54
付け届け15.15
あからさま13.81
にらみ合う14.89
凌ぐ14.07
客室14.17
円陣14.68
力持ち14.83
具合13.52
ぎしぎし15.35
息を呑む14.18
思い出13.63
解脱15.58
正体不明14.35
お手のもの15.43
ふむ13.03
13.87
過ぎたこと14.75
っきゃ15.10
すっぽり14.30
抑えきれない14.64
中途15.12
不安顔15.99
着任14.86
14.57
眠りこける14.79
お婆さん14.17
差異14.32
心構え14.34
14.12
返金15.26
姉さん13.39
漏れなく14.65
迸り14.75
そうなんです13.96
麗しい14.16
ダークグレー15.89
丸めこむ15.84
申しつける14.91
退出14.16
邪気14.46
プリーツ15.93
1列15.70
溶融15.55
情報網14.52
行動に移る14.92
ありったけ14.44
表現者16.15
助太刀14.74
攻め落とす14.73
ねじ14.84
もろ14.98
家族連れ15.29
支店長14.92
13.28
全然13.10
オニオンフライ16.89
実戦13.62
医者13.79
縁談14.10
正直者15.14
警備強化16.07
訝げ15.00
資産14.28

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