I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
それはそれは14.20
思い上がる14.80
署名14.36
他店15.62
諸君14.03
香味野菜15.49
撃ち落とす14.44
取りまとめる15.10
風俗嬢16.24
こぼれ落ちる14.44
廃墟14.10
奥深さ15.59
我鳴る14.62
浴客17.42
水洗い15.27
憤怒14.03
ありったけ14.44
不動産15.05
びら15.72
立ち入り禁止14.64
構成員14.37
ジリ貧14.75
頑強14.34
腹を立てる15.22
呈する15.04
又も14.05
非売品15.62
ひざ下15.88
転じる14.22
シャープ14.81
変質14.21
読み終わる15.42
し甲斐15.42
取っ付き15.51
香川15.33
実戦13.62
繋げる13.94
物事13.93
キョトン14.30
鞄13.64
肩口14.27
女連れ15.36
どうなることやら15.15
実しやか15.28
グルグル巻き15.21
ド派手14.96
しょんぼり14.20
手四14.23
出世14.12
待遇14.10
忰せる14.86
王女12.99
犬の顔15.80
意欲14.46
満タン14.87
ぺろり14.71
ケタが違う16.18
金粉15.33
抜け目ない15.39
ぱたり15.10
ヤツ13.26
両隣り16.03
煙草14.21
高級品14.29
熱量14.32
数値13.94
時事15.01
眠い13.83
婚約13.22
団13.18
あと口15.97
量産13.84
田舎娘15.19
愚問14.80
優男14.47
どうしますか14.45
泊る14.86
薄茶色15.06
ジリジリ14.53
ノッカー15.03
たった13.33
生涯13.91
同一14.21
長姉14.90
風圧14.41
自信たっぷり14.82
勢力拡大15.33
まー13.87
ひき肉15.14
当の本人14.31
力持ち14.83
思い込み14.27
こき15.15
汎用性14.57
空間内15.01
天才肌15.38
古株14.85
歓喜13.87
アイボリーホワイト16.55
よく通る声15.01

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