I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
取捨16.17
格別14.50
丸裸にする15.98
と金14.40
15.17
尽かす14.87
接吻14.81
変則的14.84
具だくさん15.64
所業14.10
フォーマルドレス16.89
スラックス15.03
お出し14.63
っきゃ15.10
無謀13.84
切り上げる14.34
とまり木16.69
興味をもつ16.12
買い付ける15.07
見栄14.43
高レベル14.25
剛の者15.29
壁ドン15.03
14.30
13.95
衣料15.77
お水14.60
スクリーマー17.59
踏みしめる14.25
部長13.80
感覚的14.37
欠航13.74
着物13.99
原始的14.57
めり込む14.17
詰まらなさそう14.92
提要13.97
寛容14.40
色男14.82
拍手喝采15.00
神の言葉15.08
保身14.59
ろう14.51
浅黒い14.58
ホっと15.62
ファスナー15.45
乗っ取る14.11
平たい14.60
打つ手がない15.33
多すぎる14.09
無実14.54
開戦14.24
高慢ちき15.52
褒め言葉14.39
一日中14.33
単品15.10
惨め14.19
淀む14.61
これぞ14.40
慄く15.04
ついて回る15.26
心遣い14.43
がたい13.92
役職14.04
少年少女14.41
気苦労14.80
品格15.06
惨敗14.83
縫い込む15.51
男手15.06
何時かは13.89
出演料16.28
有利になる14.66
ホエールウォッチング16.99
極刑14.85
乞い15.29
悪戦苦闘14.93
連帯感15.12
食わす14.84
直視14.21
釣る13.87
制限時間14.55
嫌悪感14.10
食す14.88
不文律14.92
目つぶし15.47
季節外れ15.30
全額14.69
納期14.97
小細工14.38
特攻隊15.60
子供用14.73
決心14.13
留る16.00
火柱14.45
突き抜ける14.11
身体的14.56
よろめく14.26
種苗15.70
小猫15.33

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