I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
様になる113.45
と言うことだ113.24
ぺこり114.22
こんなに113.14
口座114.76
叩き込む113.56
物理攻撃113.99
抱きしめる113.35
乗り込む113.56
陣取る114.07
灰色113.56
秘書114.11
気がつく113.38
平気113.56
確率113.74
真顔114.00
何度も112.93
物凄い113.53
113.56
タイプ113.22
そんなもの113.41
広い113.22
聞こえ112.93
レンタル104.69
甘える103.94
キング103.91
と言っても103.05
団子104.29
引きずる103.86
名称104.01
勧め103.84
はっ102.79
推測103.43
調べる103.30
はあ103.26
服装103.58
四肢103.99
寝室103.73
大規模103.59
夫婦103.61
確定103.62
ファイア104.04
殲滅103.62
伝令103.86
交換103.64
1個104.22
解決103.27
交互に103.91
どうかな104.03
とく103.39
素っ103.58
突入103.63
3枚104.45
離れ103.00
幽閉104.35
即答103.92
需要103.96
数刻104.89
融資104.81
にゃあ104.40
そうなると103.42
制止103.93
これはこれは104.34
引っ張る103.35
103.38
クリエイティブ105.95
お連れ104.27
斬る103.03
リス103.28
お仕置き104.07
真っ暗103.97
迷惑103.31
誘拐103.76
守り103.46
お陰で103.60
二度103.63
正式103.46
金属製104.12
迎え撃つ103.91
2人とも104.00
逃げ出す103.33
店名105.11
灯り103.88
ころ103.59
具体的103.47
呻く103.89
已むなく104.78
レザー105.06
託す103.81
自称103.91
代わり103.62
眠らせる104.33
粉々104.07
見せつける103.71
ぱいぱい106.48
場所代105.31
呼ばわり104.19
103.47
トカゲ103.85
っぱなし103.91

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