I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
フラッグ115.39
就く114.03
利益113.54
貸し113.38
113.11
何じゃ113.36
幾らでも113.46
秘書114.11
マフラー114.46
Re:113.39
一枚113.36
薄紅115.18
舞う113.61
ブラトップ116.42
半長114.72
本格的113.66
ピンヒール115.72
物理攻撃113.99
親書114.59
6人114.30
醸し出す114.13
ぶっ殺す114.25
掃除113.48
已むなく104.78
意地悪103.91
まとも103.58
禁止103.64
ガス103.77
合意104.47
離れ103.00
104.20
着ける103.43
と言っても103.05
転がる103.20
踏み入れる103.82
ざっと103.99
俺達102.62
逃げ103.21
細い103.34
上品103.98
っぱなし103.91
103.70
解毒104.27
違い102.95
真っ暗103.97
キング103.91
16103.89
居場所103.65
滅ぼす103.50
はっ102.79
とく103.39
取っ103.00
巨漢104.27
評判103.70
優先103.37
寝室103.73
ファンシー105.04
辛い103.16
教える103.17
混じる103.46
案内嬢106.10
抉る103.74
その晩104.80
四肢103.99
逃げ出す103.33
治療103.17
夫婦103.61
凍りつく104.02
ダイス104.44
浴びせる103.91
バインド105.36
需要103.96
鬼畜104.22
誘拐103.76
抜き103.55
あのね103.94
掴み103.47
喜ぶ103.26
暗殺者103.69
望む103.04
真下103.15
3枚104.45
突入103.63
一生103.60
おいて103.53
散る103.52
当の103.96
103.78
元は103.86
幽閉104.35
成立103.73
守り103.46
二つ103.04
解決103.27
伝説103.51
臥する103.59
遅い103.19
預け103.62
甘える103.94
毎日103.21

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