I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ぶんぶん14.24
聴く13.95
窓枠14.62
なし崩し15.05
原則として15.11
ツボ14.63
1年13.92
次の一手15.04
ヘアスタイル15.57
力を込める14.35
乗り換え14.87
ひと仕事15.38
原付バイク16.27
暮れかかる16.13
炎上14.49
除け13.88
悪態14.13
遊び相手14.67
古代13.49
パチ物16.19
抜き足で16.89
アウトドア15.26
息を整える14.86
ギャルソン15.91
王位継承14.79
狙い撃ち14.81
ぱあ15.30
待合15.60
匍う14.68
力ずくで14.50
仕入れ先15.57
圧する15.30
露払い14.83
真中15.15
一心に14.62
労働契約16.51
敬愛14.28
光栄13.87
証人14.40
学者14.07
敷居15.04
物語る14.20
通用口15.25
遠距離13.69
虚無14.37
合言葉14.82
コラボ15.06
優勝者14.58
装飾13.71
大抵13.58
日用品14.69
境目14.59
爆風14.15
きゃあきゃあ15.03
酢漬け15.26
子宝15.12
海栗14.45
採択15.61
水樽15.84
負い目14.53
面目14.60
侮辱14.05
14.83
13.68
前世13.21
800万15.87
疑似的14.93
真水15.10
金網15.09
ホっと15.62
重大13.95
眷属13.58
野猫14.93
愛しい13.98
高名14.47
どう考えても13.75
はらはら14.79
べき14.58
凄む14.69
瓶入り16.15
付き合いきれない15.65
悪質14.63
マント13.54
下賤14.75
夜ごと15.78
足を向ける14.68
目からうろこが落ちる16.59
待望14.84
口をつける14.75
叩き落とす14.69
大赤字15.32
愚痴13.88
持ち替える14.49
商才15.06
豪気15.06
14.21
試験用15.58
上気14.50
ぶるぶる14.57
金物15.42

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