I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
十三13.87
縫製14.60
最高潮14.64
ジリ貧14.75
咳き込む14.31
試乗15.60
酷似14.45
短髪14.55
呼びつける14.39
1頭14.71
永い14.62
脱線14.48
歓喜13.87
形状13.62
苛立つ13.97
マゾヒスト15.32
運動不足14.94
ウナギ14.61
膨れ13.99
中途15.12
隠し事14.31
レギンス15.38
第三勢力15.32
生殺し15.33
貸し切り状態15.78
13.69
洩れる14.58
切り出し14.47
息をのむ14.85
スタンド14.86
いい気味15.00
追い払う14.05
物事13.93
躍る14.37
ログハウス14.65
済まなそう14.88
延いて14.64
蹴る13.28
均等14.57
縛り上げる14.38
一人歩き15.20
避雷針15.22
穀倉地帯14.83
友好的14.05
不純物14.60
13.50
からという物14.41
ちゃんとした14.02
待ちきれない14.97
数え13.89
振り分け14.66
惨め14.19
助長14.80
最低価格15.75
物欲しそう14.92
所帯15.31
14.30
14.08
14.96
仄々14.58
取っ組む15.81
振り出15.84
左に曲がる15.82
発令14.79
導き出す14.29
パット14.88
耐えがたい15.07
折りたたみ15.24
セールストーク15.64
順当14.53
長い間14.02
しくじる14.59
海老14.61
ほろ酔い加減16.11
たちが悪い15.08
おめでとうございます14.10
集中的14.91
互角14.02
だからよ14.59
貧乏人14.86
度胸14.18
涙声14.73
流水14.62
爪痕14.67
世故15.15
鮮度14.73
ポテンシャル14.83
カス14.26
消耗品14.41
填める15.26
沿う14.19
取捨16.17
定員オーバー15.69
他を当たる16.23
勝負どころ15.49
待遇14.10
木の子14.72
本題に入る14.69
縁起がいい15.78
続けざま14.55

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