I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
生き物13.36
怒りを買う15.10
単色15.33
遺体13.87
待望14.84
首を傾げる13.48
打破14.35
ポテンシャル14.83
ふむ13.03
前借り15.45
浅はか14.55
空気を読む15.10
愛好家14.98
強要14.26
空間内15.01
問題提起15.64
黒白15.27
細切り15.42
逆手14.34
略14.68
最終調整15.17
もうちょい14.54
魔法少女14.26
至極14.03
サービス付き16.29
長引く14.17
ガイダンス15.76
忰せる14.86
中心部14.06
消火14.70
燃えさかる15.07
惨め14.19
トス13.93
よーし14.14
取付16.28
チチ15.75
拝命14.81
ペニス16.75
戯け14.34
香草14.02
へらへら14.67
20歳14.73
新月14.91
敬愛14.28
内意15.02
しちゃダメ14.75
襟首14.48
ちょこっと14.71
賃貸15.38
話は別14.02
片腕14.02
奏でる14.08
現預金17.59
翻し14.21
良くある13.90
ご覧のとおり15.36
売り込み14.85
一人負け16.53
パラソル15.16
乗車15.02
シャープ14.81
またまた14.50
封鎖14.11
損害14.06
呑み14.43
窺く14.84
働かす14.80
捕食13.84
鼾14.83
勧誘14.00
中世14.31
ハイネック16.04
昼飯14.26
自分用14.70
何処となく13.87
衛生的15.32
低層14.03
形状13.62
帰途に就く16.29
特攻隊15.60
表情豊か15.15
今更ながら14.17
属性12.44
塗料14.70
私か14.81
値引き交渉15.76
海岸線14.67
ペン13.95
お代わり14.39
湫14.57
直訴14.82
不死身14.52
得意げ14.14
毎年13.95
救い主15.29
好き放題14.49
口のきき方15.63
数え13.89
撃たれる15.01
這い上がる15.10

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