I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
致す103.43
レザー105.06
イマジネーション105.77
推測103.43
暴力103.75
成立103.73
毎日103.21
勘違い103.28
連れ立つ104.42
逃げ出す103.33
偶然103.40
店名105.11
嫌らしい104.64
今にも103.62
103.31
稼ぎ103.82
望む103.04
農村104.36
跪く103.81
真っ暗103.97
トカゲ103.85
ふふふ103.50
っぱなし103.91
台所103.99
粉々104.07
戻す103.27
響き渡る103.85
伝説103.51
辛い103.16
大した103.24
勧め103.84
102.70
眠らせる104.33
バースト104.37
ブラウン104.41
103.40
遅い103.19
その晩104.80
革製104.68
活躍103.42
疑い103.68
花烏賊103.22
103.01
としては102.66
はっ102.79
とく103.39
をも103.54
もう1つ104.31
金属製104.12
場所代105.31
レンタル104.69
掴まる104.27
ないと103.06
混ぜる103.60
灯り103.88
携える104.02
団子104.29
3枚104.45
人物102.80
託す103.81
意地悪103.91
中心街104.94
制止103.93
任務103.38
守り103.46
踏み入れる103.82
香油104.92
評判103.70
優先103.37
一生103.60
ぱいぱい106.48
パトロール104.81
ボール103.62
素っ103.58
どうせなら104.05
交互に103.91
通路103.23
禁止103.64
已むなく104.78
近い102.79
クリエイティブ105.95
ご飯103.33
ファンシー105.04
需要103.96
正式103.46
吸い込む103.64
攻め103.44
真下103.15
見せつける103.71
数刻104.89
制作104.13
確定103.62
種類103.29
伝令103.86
離れ103.00
重い103.10
ある日103.73
バインド105.36
103.78
凍りつく104.02

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