I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
韭103.01
真っ暗103.97
バースト104.37
個103.31
ざっと103.99
鬼畜104.22
マロン酸106.37
クリエイティブ105.95
方がいい103.16
場所代105.31
服装103.58
散る103.52
はっ102.79
一生103.60
漫才104.66
即答103.92
二度103.63
削る103.52
2人とも104.00
意地悪103.91
巨漢104.27
生103.40
恐る恐る103.65
回し103.38
二つ103.04
16103.89
ロング104.50
重い103.10
レザー105.06
抜き103.55
転がる103.20
素っ103.58
ある日103.73
居場所103.65
むかつく104.56
抉る103.74
代わり103.62
解決103.27
伝説103.51
どうかな104.03
預け103.62
毎日103.21
交換103.64
今にも103.62
ベルト103.74
台所103.99
携える104.02
吸い込む103.64
香油104.92
憑依104.14
甘える103.94
見せつける103.71
跨る104.08
掴まる104.27
女王103.17
暗殺者103.69
湖103.38
斬る103.03
人物102.80
米103.70
保証103.70
暴力103.75
レンタル104.69
ファイア104.04
正式103.46
優先103.37
主な103.97
と言っても103.05
そうなると103.42
灯り103.88
1個104.22
パトロール104.81
これはこれは104.34
守り103.46
種類103.29
四肢103.99
眠らせる104.33
臥する103.59
殲滅103.62
響き渡る103.85
丸まる104.42
細い103.34
符104.20
戻す103.27
通路103.23
デザイン103.62
あなた達103.65
合意104.47
もう1つ104.31
ご飯103.33
混ぜる103.60
演目104.68
確定103.62
辛い103.16
ファンシー105.04
センス103.76
稼ぎ103.82
イマジネーション105.77
已むなく104.78
共有103.70

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