I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
十数103.78
真っ暗103.97
103.31
冷やす104.17
優先103.37
そうなると103.42
喜ぶ103.26
道中103.67
どうかな104.03
代わり103.62
遅い103.19
交互に103.91
抜き103.55
103.01
制作104.13
跨る104.08
お姉さん103.31
逃げ出す103.33
眠らせる104.33
具体的103.47
毎日103.21
ブラウン104.41
ミノタウロス104.11
引きずる103.86
お出で103.80
104.20
103.15
1個104.22
巨漢104.27
中心街104.94
制止103.93
おいて103.53
誘拐103.76
掴まる104.27
響き渡る103.85
今にも103.62
をも103.54
見せつける103.71
まとも103.58
推測103.43
デザイン103.62
103.40
二つ目104.11
携える104.02
お連れ104.27
即答103.92
ご飯103.33
踏み入れる103.82
鈍い103.68
ころ103.59
にゃあ104.40
確定103.62
団子104.29
103.13
横たえる104.43
レンタル104.69
進み103.58
あなた達103.65
名称104.01
いい加減103.56
3枚104.45
ふふふ103.50
農村104.36
直売106.01
追いかける103.34
もう1つ104.31
素っ103.58
混じる103.46
バインド105.36
演目104.68
掴み103.47
調べる103.30
ぱいぱい106.48
守り103.46
どうせなら104.05
殲滅103.62
ちっ103.66
需要103.96
伝説103.51
戻す103.27
あのね103.94
託す103.81
丸まる104.42
疑い103.68
運搬104.04
俺達102.62
細い103.34
革製104.68
豊か103.61
取っ103.00
已むなく104.78
解決103.27
16103.89
同調103.95
寝室103.73
二つ103.04
評判103.70
偶然103.40
当の103.96
102.70

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