I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
睨みあう14.91
蒸らす15.32
魔方陣14.18
進呈14.91
強要14.26
見舞い14.38
惨たらしい14.99
摂取14.33
ユニゾン15.55
切り札13.78
殴り倒す15.45
面白半分15.02
有頂天15.06
怠る13.91
あわよくば14.49
断崖14.74
泳がせる14.24
紫外線15.10
寝息を立てる15.13
持久戦14.80
ビーフストロガノフ15.96
仕入れ値15.51
チャンスを窺う16.64
模擬店15.58
ジョイント15.65
プリプリ15.03
たちの悪い15.26
差額15.20
緩やか13.90
申しあげる15.03
廃る15.18
金粉15.33
気味の悪い14.77
相応13.66
瞑る13.85
2814.35
一世14.44
干渉13.54
化身13.91
シャキーン15.66
息せき切る15.26
ウッドペッカー17.29
記入14.34
執心14.70
先頭に立つ14.78
寄せ集め14.76
バラ売り16.59
以後14.10
盛り14.31
火炉15.34
躍起14.50
やっとこさ15.39
聞き慣れた14.67
亡くす14.05
小学校14.12
武者震い15.07
詰め襟15.76
アプローチ14.31
擁する14.69
爆乳15.10
だんだん13.78
進路13.84
出没14.36
強盗殺人15.88
奥行き14.87
カスタマイズ14.92
渡韓15.23
待ちかまえる14.73
人呼んで15.47
ええん14.57
紐パン15.62
成仏14.75
受けつける15.63
気分のいい15.33
短髪14.55
問題提起15.64
手合15.43
百パーセント14.88
アウト14.15
した方が良い14.39
条件を満たす14.98
遠隔14.52
退る14.37
一呼吸おいて15.39
多らか15.06
最適13.96
見通し14.22
律義15.47
有利になる14.66
14.21
13.89
ありゃあ14.68
お積もり14.17
僻地14.70
水量14.78
ぐれる14.54
留まり14.51
街外れ15.18
野うさぎ15.18
災難14.47

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