I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
金物15.42
耽る14.41
チャンスを窺う16.64
産地14.73
標的13.87
ただでは14.39
交戦13.94
色男14.82
舌鼓14.62
煩多15.72
満足の行く15.58
部品14.04
歯黒15.80
催し14.33
猫じゃらし15.18
オーブン14.66
弱み14.27
三和土14.64
呈する15.04
焼き付く14.58
小石14.17
セミロング14.98
地帯13.96
案内状16.00
畑13.50
跳躍力14.91
白玉15.32
エンディング14.62
急ピッチ14.95
荷台14.02
有り合わせ15.91
知れ渡る14.22
キャリーバッグ15.83
ちんちくりん15.13
世間話14.17
鯨肉16.13
好いこと14.98
返信14.19
1冊15.27
グラウンド14.41
窓越し15.02
お札14.91
お水14.60
執行14.43
亡骸14.20
発令14.79
一歩も引かない15.19
標榜15.26
掛け湯15.87
寛げる15.02
二度目13.91
ようやっと14.83
刻一刻と14.75
上げまん17.29
診る14.36
収集14.11
からと言って13.68
口当たり14.97
初耳14.20
やない14.25
シルエット14.26
底知れない14.98
綿入れ16.04
揚げる14.50
戯け14.34
どこにもない14.31
荒め16.19
突14.52
大量生産14.59
縊り殺す16.39
待望14.84
研磨剤15.82
収穫物15.15
眠たい14.51
ふむふむ14.19
透きとおる15.78
からから14.63
信用できる14.31
隠蔽工作15.56
なよなよ15.58
戦闘服14.76
誘惑14.00
組み立てる14.62
腰を抜かす15.11
運動不足14.94
名残惜しい14.26
揺する14.36
息子さん14.53
チャラ14.61
水々しい15.33
沿う14.19
一芝居15.37
気が進まない14.84
噛る14.95
印鑑15.30
コレクション14.51
癖になる15.08
コック14.65
風俗嬢16.24
繰り札16.19

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