I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
踏み入れる103.82
真下103.15
1個104.22
マロン酸106.37
これはこれは104.34
おいて103.53
お仕置き104.07
真っ暗103.97
農村104.36
辛い103.16
ガス103.77
ある日103.73
リス103.28
二つ103.04
台所103.99
っぱなし103.91
片方103.52
飛び103.52
お姉さん103.31
デザイン103.62
道中103.67
幽閉104.35
抉る103.74
ざっと103.99
とく103.39
レザー105.06
巨漢104.27
ご飯103.33
人物102.80
名称104.01
致す103.43
服装103.58
ファイア104.04
教える103.17
戻す103.27
その晩104.80
滅ぼす103.50
冷やす104.17
諸104.20
跪く103.81
ないと103.06
浴びせる103.91
意志103.40
ミノタウロス104.11
即答103.92
プディング105.11
見習い103.52
16103.89
掴み103.47
むかつく104.56
韭103.01
任務103.38
調べる103.30
削る103.52
お出で103.80
当の103.96
丸まる104.42
約103.47
クリエイティブ105.95
推測103.43
鬼畜104.22
はあ103.26
吸い込む103.64
そっか103.38
ぱいぱい106.48
同調103.95
女王103.17
望む103.04
託す103.81
大した103.24
碧色105.13
香油104.92
大規模103.59
どうかな104.03
偶然103.40
火薬庫105.51
見せつける103.71
鈍い103.68
已むなく104.78
回し103.38
武具93.58
計算93.48
兄ちゃん93.55
人数分94.40
厳しい93.06
入場料95.09
威圧感93.89
数百93.73
嬉々94.08
保護者93.96
持参94.31
鍋93.57
制服93.59
筆頭93.62
と言われる93.54
器93.42
と同じように93.34
火あぶり95.46
失礼します93.77
大人気94.38

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