I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
103.13
ダイス104.44
制止103.93
回し103.38
103.39
装い104.08
1個104.22
戻す103.27
保証103.70
正式103.46
センス103.76
103.78
通路103.23
ませ104.28
プディング105.11
中でも103.22
おいて103.53
迷惑103.31
斬る103.03
携える104.02
服装103.58
意地悪103.91
嫌らしい104.64
豊か103.61
推測103.43
103.01
居場所103.65
ざっと103.99
進み103.58
辛い103.16
踏み入れる103.82
ファンシー105.04
ボール103.62
いい加減103.56
103.01
焼き菓子104.25
あなた達103.65
104.20
台所103.99
即答103.92
連続103.47
もう1つ104.31
禁止103.64
お仕置き104.07
浴びせる103.91
散る103.52
ベテラン104.13
そうなると103.42
突入103.63
女王103.17
跪く103.81
パンケーキ104.60
ミノタウロス104.11
ふふふ103.50
自称103.91
ガス103.77
っぱなし103.91
滅ぼす103.50
戻し103.62
引きずる103.86
ロング104.50
教える103.17
場所代105.31
マロン酸106.37
火薬庫105.51
交換103.64
上品103.98
数刻104.89
にゃあ104.40
抜き103.55
ないと103.06
103.38
毎日103.21
バインド105.36
直売106.01
殲滅103.62
あのね103.94
成立103.73
今にも103.62
農村104.36
電撃94.08
動じる94.07
上納金95.15
嬉々94.08
93.25
鱗芽94.28
93.57
窺う93.55
選りによって94.54
高価93.78
ダンジョン92.91
目覚め93.78
蒸発94.25
ある時93.98
お金持ち94.41
湯気94.04
数百93.73
店番94.53
にかけて93.65
ウルフ93.77

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