I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
要所14.63
悲しげ14.23
黒白15.27
小奇麗14.90
立ち代わる15.90
叩きこむ14.96
1年13.92
ワンツー15.56
遙か13.87
組み合う15.08
熱伝導16.02
ニヤける15.62
はらす15.28
奥さん13.72
ヤクザ14.47
どうなっている14.24
締まる14.71
快適さ15.37
暗殺事件15.39
叔父さま15.90
勢力拡大15.33
原付バイク16.27
身を委ねる15.18
茶菓子14.55
ロングTシャツ16.75
体中14.08
召す14.19
藤13.92
サービス料金17.11
日課14.28
寛容14.40
出口13.76
カット紙15.12
現預金17.59
構内15.33
スリー14.27
序盤14.30
ゴツゴツ14.70
ハイエナ15.03
おまま事15.10
譲り受ける14.81
足を向ける14.68
進捗状況15.02
振りかえる15.28
賽15.17
豪遊15.21
混入14.87
幾つ14.07
ぴくりとも動かない15.15
一束15.38
拙作14.87
襟首14.48
不文律14.92
特別室15.51
姉ちゃん13.78
纏まった14.11
お代わり14.39
劣等感14.57
得策14.35
封蝋14.83
知らんけど14.70
初体験14.84
汗を流す15.02
泊る14.86
一度に13.99
毎日毎日14.60
蝋人形15.89
人使い15.24
どこにもない14.31
ぎりぎり14.03
前触れ14.44
賞賛14.01
建機16.61
面くらう15.97
宿舎14.16
アンクル14.75
買い出し14.37
履帯15.15
放出13.74
恒例14.54
高級品14.29
奏でる14.08
一等地15.07
ギクシャク15.07
お茶うけ15.93
轟かす15.49
車両14.08
無闇やたら15.03
住みか15.19
男色15.06
鬻ぐ17.05
足りとも14.14
マニアック15.07
中毒14.64
ガーリック15.62
がやがや15.08
散らす13.89
主だった14.41
属す14.22
反し14.48

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