I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
どうでも14.09
和む14.27
醍醐味14.77
お婆さん14.17
奇しくも14.54
重要性14.43
目新しい14.54
力む14.60
習う13.76
本質13.95
13.94
13.73
ふんぞり返る14.49
力を借りる14.63
地元14.05
所定14.77
持ち逃げ15.13
晦む15.47
一報14.35
入り乱れる14.62
最悪の事態14.46
むかっ14.68
仕入れ価格16.23
過ぎたこと14.75
パット14.88
カタルシス15.46
メス犬16.23
13.46
アイボリーホワイト16.55
範囲内14.03
両極端15.33
どっしり14.57
突っかかる14.50
焦げつく15.54
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
先代13.66
守護者13.82
プルプル14.34
添付14.97
読み切り15.67
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
14.31
顔を見せる14.46
育成13.90
果ては14.43
賃貸15.38
書き換え14.47
オニオンフライ16.89
この手13.75
内張り15.96
13.52
小道具14.94
いつまでも13.47
トラップ14.01
手を掛ける14.86
腫れる15.06
使い放題15.22
一睡15.04
紋章13.71
発情14.85
猛虎14.12
発明14.34
再燃15.08
搾り14.89
毀れ14.33
簡易宿泊所16.36
善意14.18
主だった14.41
15.28
密集14.14
一枚岩14.75
灰になる15.30
お一人様15.28
戦慄14.05
不用意14.23
カート14.58
百も承知14.68
紆余15.41
だからって13.79
自殺14.10
アホたれ16.53
山岳14.73
範囲外14.50
バッチコイ15.96
15.24
アリバイ15.08
熱量14.32
所用14.93
走り出す13.62
男優15.43
重い口を開く15.74
前王14.87
つけ根15.05
綿密14.80
簡略化14.81
若気14.38
書き取り15.36
取り逃がす14.67
質実剛健15.03
最長14.89

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