I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
恐喝15.07
堪えられない15.30
ひと言14.37
保健15.26
薙ぎ払う13.97
誘い込む14.59
私邸15.36
球状14.70
やんややんや15.46
時間軸14.79
掘り起こす14.51
ぶるっと15.20
香川15.33
感謝の言葉もない15.90
了見14.99
逃げ惑う14.41
良かれ15.08
女風呂15.73
夜更け14.76
熱量14.32
窮屈14.26
ぺろっと15.36
エコ15.21
付す14.83
鮮やか13.84
14.07
揺する14.36
拈り14.48
裂け目14.56
妹さん14.30
真っ最中14.39
戦慄14.05
諜報員14.47
年代14.38
否定的14.54
焼きつくす15.81
姿を表す15.43
群がる14.06
手を掛ける14.86
成仏14.75
二筑15.35
大都市14.46
マドラー15.98
客引き15.03
跳ねる13.97
取り分ける15.05
乾く14.24
原始的14.57
婚約13.22
一次14.69
ゴング15.08
老年15.26
400014.98
後退13.67
不快13.73
負かす14.51
足らない14.76
身を包む14.82
良いね14.73
がやがや15.08
びくびく14.71
面目14.60
キック14.28
旧姓15.39
見破る14.22
どきどき14.66
動物愛護15.63
しょっ引く16.02
くれてやる14.43
不自由14.07
調子がいい15.04
夜なべ15.69
気遣う13.89
姿を見せる14.26
出好き16.16
火柱14.45
食事会14.52
極み14.29
長所14.41
年貢14.95
付け焼刃15.09
バーベキュー14.56
いつまでも13.47
最長14.89
可愛がり15.02
寝息を立てる15.13
やせ細る15.00
立ち代わる15.90
見世物14.45
ついて回る15.26
14.99
根強い14.81
それはない14.11
能がない15.33
小学校14.12
道路上16.18
ジャンル14.28
ふらつき14.72
一定量14.92
お手14.40

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