I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
細かく93.86
小遣い94.49
裸体94.76
知らせ93.68
可愛がる94.20
腰かける94.38
静まり返る93.98
一筋94.11
兄ちゃん93.55
携帯93.79
中級93.67
巾着袋95.07
飛竜93.55
建前94.02
数百93.73
と同じように93.34
93.78
強制93.79
お迎え94.26
上納金95.15
殺気93.54
物足りない94.14
操作93.18
味わう93.58
ドリル94.22
窺う93.55
やらせ94.04
別れ93.44
でもない92.85
常連94.34
筈がない93.40
脱皮94.75
大人気94.38
直後93.18
気にするな93.91
個室94.02
処理93.41
93.27
上位93.35
筆頭93.62
取り囲む93.74
実質94.08
たの93.30
やべえ94.55
刻む93.37
計算93.48
定期便94.97
金庫番95.40
別れる93.63
授ける93.93
一晩93.96
よくよく93.89
真っ黒93.92
かつ93.55
と言えば93.04
ある時93.98
にかけて93.65
漬け94.32
旨い94.16
揃う93.79
何もない93.46
人数分94.40
彼女ら93.85
汝等94.95
づつ94.68
拾う93.44
クロウ94.02
慣れた93.44
麻痺93.54
うつ伏せ94.35
武具93.58
知恵93.81
高価93.78
満々94.20
豊富93.84
出品94.59
帰ってくる93.74
制服93.59
ランチ94.49
一方的93.57
付いている93.38
見せ板96.64
数人93.53
一つ目94.09
両者93.67
扱う93.21
打ち込む93.87
93.62
狙い93.28
絞り出す94.12
おや93.57
納める94.22
体毛94.32
冗談93.17
正しい93.12
若い93.13
演奏93.90
と言われる93.54
夢中93.76
93.42

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