I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
殺気93.54
さっと93.85
引きこもり94.38
と同じように93.34
満々94.20
3回94.40
たの93.30
建前94.02
旨い94.16
満たす93.44
狙い93.28
納める94.22
飛竜93.55
吹き出す94.12
押さえつける94.03
君ら94.32
クロウ94.02
止めを刺す94.65
武具93.58
やべえ94.55
一匹93.41
両者93.67
晒し94.02
一方的93.57
普通に92.98
93.01
哀れ93.81
失礼します93.77
常連94.34
真っ黒93.92
処理93.41
取り囲む93.74
売り飛ばす94.78
しかしながら93.91
腰かけ94.29
解く93.30
演奏93.90
脱皮94.75
威圧感93.89
生成り95.49
思考93.07
嬉々94.08
上納金95.15
どうしても93.16
付き合う93.28
乃公93.15
宣伝94.05
にかけて93.65
うつ伏せ94.35
93.36
避ける93.08
93.57
頼る93.38
鱗芽94.28
化す93.49
飲み物93.74
シン93.40
知らせ93.68
急いで93.33
窺う93.55
汝等94.95
出身93.59
狭い93.45
右側93.97
中級93.67
選りによって94.54
93.73
素人93.52
動じる94.07
何でもない93.50
数人93.53
間違い93.21
慣れた93.44
燃える93.43
保証人95.15
紛れ込む94.21
上位93.35
持参94.31
そんなこんな94.09
クッキー93.81
直後93.18
原因93.06
93.62
ちんこ95.91
トランス94.98
93.75
絞り出す94.12
物足りない94.14
ある時93.98
93.78
造作94.90
時代93.09
臨時94.04
腰かける94.38
強制93.79
戴ける93.72
電撃94.08
93.40
ニヤニヤ93.81
何卒94.43

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