I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
3回94.40
上位93.35
気にしない93.68
脱皮94.75
うつ伏せ94.35
急いで93.33
小遣い94.49
威圧感93.89
結論93.40
筈がない93.40
極93.68
出品94.59
夢中93.76
お香93.15
蘭93.73
君ら94.32
制服93.59
失礼します93.77
たの93.30
原因93.06
数人93.53
気にするな93.91
さっと93.85
ハマる94.39
何人か93.53
縦横94.74
解く93.30
しかしながら93.91
選りによって94.54
動じる94.07
トゲトゲ95.24
控える93.77
側室93.87
完璧93.31
旨い94.16
ウルフ93.77
投げる93.49
一本93.25
武具93.58
汝93.78
封印93.23
鍋93.57
保護93.52
本番93.96
湯気94.04
J93.96
蒸発94.25
打ち込む93.87
上納金95.15
なりません93.51
ニヤニヤ93.81
犯す93.68
授ける93.93
早馬94.51
店番94.53
器93.42
付いている93.38
において93.01
一晩93.96
食料93.36
何もない93.46
クッキー93.81
何でもない93.50
集金人96.57
納める94.22
殺気93.54
チンピラ94.20
シン93.40
頼る93.38
正しい93.12
やべえ94.55
一匹93.41
だけに93.05
激しい93.10
間違い93.21
入場料95.09
無料94.09
えへへ93.96
大人気94.38
戴ける93.72
見せ板96.64
電撃94.08
ランチ94.49
丘93.57
宣伝94.05
思考93.07
ドリル94.22
申請94.03
火あぶり95.46
東方94.13
治安93.89
冗談93.17
押さえつける94.03
手を挙げる94.74
第二93.20
でもない92.85
食93.75
哀れ93.81
知恵93.81
レ93.52

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