I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
感じ取る13.58
相応13.66
大企業14.91
衛生的15.32
貸15.24
空間内15.01
粗末14.18
若しも13.42
お腹が空く15.45
バトンタッチ15.25
一握り14.74
一味14.49
三摩耶15.15
仕入れ価格16.23
置き去り14.06
行く手14.32
選り好み15.23
業務委託16.46
しー14.43
少数民族15.22
長蛇の列15.10
連れ去る14.18
に依って15.04
牛耳る14.72
治安維持14.23
縊り殺す16.39
貧乏人14.86
ぴくりとも動かない15.15
あざとい14.64
用途14.03
弾き返す14.44
前世13.21
暴漢14.78
恍惚14.37
図式15.04
おふざけ15.07
勘当14.71
飲み代15.78
お出し14.63
乗り物酔い15.17
前金14.88
乗車15.02
掛け図14.55
突っかかる14.50
屈む14.24
表彰式14.93
呼びつける14.39
ベースとする16.78
一強15.76
魔女っこ16.69
辛党15.94
凄惨14.30
代替わり14.65
競走15.55
崇高14.70
印象付ける15.34
野バラ14.97
ちょっとしか15.16
連なる14.06
道案内14.46
巣食う14.70
してみると14.17
ぶすぶす15.66
ノッカー15.03
広々とした14.57
総工費16.48
旧姓15.39
馬鹿らしい14.34
一人分14.63
ガン13.90
一心に14.62
不快感14.17
ゼロから14.92
かくして14.36
掻っ払う16.22
深慮遠謀16.02
後進14.81
できる限り14.09
やか15.16
ばきっと14.55
まっせ15.51
納税義務16.51
口のきき方15.63
安13.77
星型15.24
またまた14.50
取引所15.79
夏い15.07
宝石店15.38
百戦錬磨14.88
噴き上げる15.36
興味をもつ16.12
測る13.99
有効期間16.75
やり過ごす14.23
魔道士14.02
放流15.27
その場その場15.44
痩せる14.86
他用14.13

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