I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
人集め15.58
一呼吸おいて15.39
遠さ15.52
し甲斐15.42
薄情14.54
揉み手15.12
順位14.23
住みか15.19
アホたれ16.53
カンナ13.99
ほろ酔い加減16.11
潔白14.79
催し14.33
キツイ14.21
不用意14.23
ねっとり14.71
盛り塩15.95
マッチョ14.47
四人組14.88
よっしゃー15.26
マイ13.93
視覚14.04
棲む14.38
夢心地15.34
レッツ15.19
尊厳14.46
致命的13.78
兵隊14.07
じゅうじゅう15.23
労働者14.50
13.68
ドン臭い16.64
ぶらん14.51
申しつける14.91
同類14.30
漁師14.13
思いだす14.57
ハム14.54
風に乗る15.70
意欲14.46
色男14.82
13.92
協定14.57
ボード14.25
頭一つ14.59
べらんめえ16.59
嵩む14.98
被膜15.60
女性的14.80
いやー13.81
近づきがたい15.90
弄う15.01
13.91
夜間営業16.69
乗り換え14.87
鞭打つ14.90
狼煙14.67
歴青14.72
自信たっぷり14.82
魚介14.66
二段14.64
つまみ出す15.41
前々15.47
アメと鞭16.99
託言15.79
純然14.76
停止時間16.75
思案顔14.74
ご心配なく14.74
惨たらしい14.99
目をそらす14.77
柳に風15.60
虎の子14.89
須く15.27
ハンケチ15.87
撒き散らす14.49
気遣う13.89
惨め14.19
気が利く14.86
コリコリ15.22
すり合わせ14.91
極めて13.49
アジリティ16.57
交える13.78
使用方法15.01
だからよ14.59
新月14.91
スタンス14.45
内海14.54
優位性14.68
再調査15.54
宿る13.56
理系15.09
節度14.82
小動物14.13
少量14.22
オーソドックス14.79
犠牲者14.13
事実婚15.96
壊れる13.33

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