I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
書き上げる14.69
見張る13.81
壮観14.62
元通り14.17
知らんけど14.70
仲良し14.19
乗り付ける15.57
コングラチュレーション16.75
モジモジ14.77
チック14.94
柔和14.24
薄らぐ15.05
被せる14.35
怠る13.91
等分14.78
即興14.73
奉公14.79
蛮族14.24
最寄り14.82
クランベリー15.62
目からうろこ16.01
扇子14.42
恒例14.54
倦む15.50
付す14.83
古代13.49
窓越し15.02
ブリスケット17.59
興味をもつ16.12
次のように15.09
支援13.43
宛て14.61
要人14.30
暫らく15.55
実体14.18
見抜ける14.47
空間内15.01
あふれ出す15.10
いらして下さい15.07
一流13.94
ウインドウショッピング16.23
爪楊枝15.36
茶碗蒸し15.33
二か所15.32
執着13.98
ぶち壊す14.68
全容14.51
増大14.13
表彰式14.93
凍り付く14.25
耽美15.64
パワーバランス14.96
餡かけ15.30
雅味14.20
取り下げる15.23
ぺしゃんこ15.38
屈する14.46
ワイン13.73
カス14.26
際どい14.62
脱線14.48
潜り13.90
五角形15.57
シューベルト16.18
不死身14.52
極めつけ14.75
13.93
そうすると13.89
読本16.09
取りたて16.04
物種14.60
仲直り14.32
うがい15.56
フェー16.28
ずっしり14.71
食用14.47
白旗14.73
仲間外れ14.74
ガッチリ14.76
14.42
タイト15.26
過去形14.93
とも無く14.74
13.73
大サービス15.42
定価15.43
出し物14.68
踏み込む13.57
赤ちゃん14.00
種明かし14.87
意識下15.78
遠さ15.52
横倒し14.78
やり口14.61
消化14.12
内野14.95
ポテンシャル14.83
見切る14.37
前々から14.29
水々しい15.33

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