I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
づつ94.68
右側93.97
紛れ込む94.21
93.68
厳しい93.06
化す93.49
操作93.18
結論93.40
お辞儀93.96
保護者93.96
一つ目94.09
お構いなし94.42
何もない93.46
ウルフ93.77
うつ伏せ94.35
なりません93.51
高価93.78
宣伝94.05
付いている93.38
名づけ94.91
竜神94.35
間違い93.21
持参94.31
出身93.59
大人気94.38
トランス94.98
お迎え94.26
両者93.67
授ける93.93
晒し94.02
火あぶり95.46
乃公93.15
然も93.66
他我93.20
本番93.96
無礼93.80
小遣い94.49
反対93.40
93.62
数人93.53
造作94.90
今では93.48
封印93.23
解く93.30
において93.01
何度か93.36
93.73
計算93.48
と同じように93.34
おっ93.38
蒸発94.25
見せ板96.64
戴ける93.72
生える93.27
何でもない93.50
味わう93.58
痙攣94.08
93.96
冗談93.17
夢中93.76
懐かしい93.51
激しい93.10
おや93.57
早馬94.51
住人93.49
目覚め93.78
議場94.91
失礼します93.77
完璧93.31
細かく93.86
手入れ93.12
にかけて93.65
帰ってくる93.74
様子見94.12
上納金95.15
食料93.36
それより93.35
トゲトゲ95.24
一匹93.41
物足りない94.14
真っ黒93.92
うーん93.12
麻痺93.54
普通に92.98
動じる94.07
東方94.13
お香93.15
処理93.41
側室93.87
哀れ93.81
別れる93.63
かつ93.55
満たす93.44
制服93.59
可愛がる94.20
一筋94.11
シン93.40
売り飛ばす94.78
金庫番95.40
不可94.25

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