I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一本93.25
押さえつける94.03
別れる93.63
旨い94.16
右側93.97
家出94.43
気にするな93.91
操作93.18
どれだけ93.08
にかけて93.65
制服93.59
可愛がる94.20
常連94.34
保証人95.15
飛ばす93.20
お使い94.22
物足りない94.14
指名93.88
側室93.87
金庫94.46
蒸発94.25
授ける93.93
静まり返る93.98
仕上げる94.25
お辞儀93.96
別れ93.44
おっ93.38
引き抜く93.75
売り飛ばす94.78
計算93.48
小遣い94.49
狙い93.28
扱う93.21
実質94.08
造作94.90
無料94.09
拾う93.44
兄ちゃん93.55
一敗93.30
おや93.57
よー93.18
ニヤニヤ93.81
間違い93.21
早馬94.51
付いている93.38
3回94.40
やべえ94.55
失礼します93.77
脱皮94.75
お久しぶり93.77
激しい93.10
第二93.20
コース93.93
93.57
汝等94.95
東方94.13
起こし93.33
腰かける94.38
お金持ち94.41
厳しい93.06
93.01
93.62
レベル92.66
うるせえ94.29
トランス94.98
運び93.76
と言えば93.04
急いで93.33
大人気94.38
避ける93.08
付き合う93.28
生成り95.49
臨時94.04
93.75
金庫番95.40
93.81
93.78
そんなこんな94.09
ほんのり94.12
と同じように93.34
よくよく93.89
取り囲む93.74
防衛93.47
さっと93.85
何事も93.93
保護者93.96
哀れ93.81
生える93.27
片づけ94.21
暴走93.42
転舵93.34
君ら94.32
一方的93.57
づつ94.68
見送り93.75
名づけ94.91
手入れ93.12
素人93.52
ある時93.98
ウルフ93.77

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