I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
虎の子14.89
デフォ15.20
雄臭い16.89
ねじ14.84
大違い14.43
流れ出る14.37
見もの15.04
香る14.62
ウズウズ15.09
近郊14.43
欠航13.74
弁当13.94
目がない14.87
彼氏13.92
パリン15.21
縛りつける14.85
右派14.74
男達13.55
特別扱い14.51
大サービス15.42
無くす14.07
絞り取る16.11
焼き印15.44
特産物15.23
答えを出す14.82
資産14.28
付録15.73
申し訳程度14.81
律義15.47
編13.80
チャンスを窺う16.64
さらっと14.08
買い与える15.08
身体能力13.57
勝負は時の運15.98
咳き込む14.31
高々14.14
今すぐにでも14.41
共同生活15.04
まっせ15.51
くぎ付け15.64
仕上がる14.36
揺り動かす15.13
時計台15.33
ふっ飛ぶ15.22
殿様14.87
生々しい14.40
暴力をふるう15.89
他はない14.84
テコ入れ15.32
跳ね飛ばす15.43
無機質14.31
際どい14.62
スタンド14.86
真価14.48
取り返す14.37
フェー16.28
形跡14.37
自警団員14.95
居住14.50
あたし達13.92
出資14.77
お見事14.52
目を開く14.57
一時休戦15.49
風除け15.29
狙い撃ち14.81
常識人14.65
梱包14.67
三組14.90
兆し14.50
潤す14.51
ごろ14.34
居座り15.17
どっこいどっこい15.44
頼もう14.48
簡易化15.79
24時間14.83
結論を出す14.80
市井14.36
ゾクゾク14.74
二段14.64
眠気14.06
感謝の言葉もない15.90
乗り物14.23
組み合う15.08
居住スペース15.18
押し込み14.81
貼り付け14.45
詳しく13.53
すぐそこ14.40
爆乳15.10
本末転倒14.44
二段目15.42
精神的13.59
ひざ下15.88
我がもの15.45
暗算15.12
称える14.46
先手14.22

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