I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
年貢14.95
トロい15.84
無いと13.66
人海戦術14.89
料理屋14.74
言葉にする14.43
海底14.05
ぶらん14.51
無条件14.31
嘆く13.87
条項15.18
13.90
グレる14.41
13.76
日当たりの良い15.49
全快14.41
家財15.23
ドッキリ14.77
一網打尽14.60
目をそらす14.77
塗工14.13
書き取り15.36
執心14.70
濁流14.65
真っ二つに13.97
パチ物16.19
老齢14.64
ゲロ14.70
せねば13.95
育て方14.93
朝方14.47
三次15.18
目論み15.00
将軍13.14
二か所15.32
ウォーターボール15.18
歪む13.51
どやどや15.46
畑仕事14.61
先方14.50
14.30
尾を引く15.24
握り飯15.15
木箱13.96
隠し事14.31
13.92
乗用15.55
長毛15.33
カッター14.28
どっちにしろ14.44
開会式15.08
名誉職15.33
スマート14.58
どきどき14.66
なくても良い14.50
昏睡14.95
頭の悪い14.90
買付16.16
起き上がる13.63
躍る14.37
万が一13.50
対人14.37
縛りつける14.85
明ける14.20
覚えこむ16.59
腰を抜かす15.11
よろよろ14.51
なるだけ14.13
どっこいしょ15.56
退ける13.79
工場13.99
サービス料金17.11
設ける14.21
とあり14.51
中心部14.06
干支13.94
補う13.95
試練13.52
従って13.83
ふんだんに14.39
すくみ上がる15.81
抜き放つ14.21
喜怒哀楽14.99
美声14.82
知能14.03
居なくなる14.05
回し蹴り14.50
焠す15.50
静粛14.99
エキサイティング15.75
伊和13.96
14.32
ああして14.57
片刃14.58
上半身を起こす15.19
滑り14.33
常識人14.65
維持費14.79
乾かす14.37
改築14.76

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