I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
何事も93.93
慣れた93.44
何度か93.36
制服93.59
保護93.52
反対93.40
93.75
93.81
一本93.25
集金人96.57
絞り出す94.12
蒸発94.25
どれだけ93.08
武具93.58
君ら94.32
無料94.09
仕上げる94.25
ほんのり94.12
運び93.76
狙い93.28
ダンジョン92.91
一敗93.30
低い92.95
授ける93.93
上納金95.15
動じる94.07
不可94.25
夢中93.76
お迎え94.26
食料93.36
痙攣94.08
様子見94.12
93.57
一晩93.96
うつ伏せ94.35
トゲトゲ95.24
筆頭93.62
ロッカー94.73
封印93.23
他我93.20
解く93.30
93.40
強制93.79
シン93.40
と同じように93.34
何卒94.43
オブ94.74
第二93.20
兄ちゃん93.55
裸体94.76
持参94.31
思考93.07
起こし93.33
前足83.93
サイト84.11
貫く83.25
慣れ83.18
見比べる84.07
才能83.30
群青色85.16
動作83.43
安く83.33
あれで83.75
徐に83.96
82.89
83.20
83.65
多聞84.80
防御83.09
遭う83.72
出納85.50
降り立つ84.08
蒸気84.41
膨らむ83.63
言い出す83.62
素早い83.27
防御力83.62
あらあら84.01
現状83.13
応える83.51
裏切る83.46
たんと84.38
込める83.05
コンロ84.46
83.85
爆音84.17
きょとん83.84
実際に82.99
膝上84.86
びっくり83.65
突き刺す83.70
二間85.52
大概83.98
仁王立ち84.28
隠れる83.64
ビンタ84.74
83.18
決して82.91
他所83.65
83.82

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