I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
別れる93.63
腰かける94.38
オブ94.74
名づけ94.91
縦横94.74
ドリル94.22
納める94.22
右側93.97
個室94.02
高価93.78
原因93.06
化す93.49
何でもない93.50
93.71
93.42
どうしても93.16
入場料95.09
犯す93.68
トランス94.98
93.57
狙い93.28
93.01
93.57
93.96
哀れ93.81
照らす93.40
一晩93.96
クッキー93.81
避ける93.08
運び93.76
保証人95.15
付いている93.38
3回94.40
燃える93.43
強制93.79
狭い93.45
飲み物93.74
数人93.53
うつ伏せ94.35
脱皮94.75
演奏93.90
一筋94.11
住人93.49
気にしない93.68
何度か93.36
早馬94.51
数百93.73
お辞儀93.96
やべえ94.55
夢中93.76
議場94.91
お金持ち94.41
目覚め93.78
しっかり82.79
正直なところ83.96
バス83.66
現状83.13
その先83.57
一際83.81
方針83.57
見比べる84.07
複雑83.34
税務調査86.42
射抜く84.13
逃げて83.41
募集84.07
84.54
悔しい83.38
がし83.14
素早い83.27
程に83.01
言い出す83.62
下ろす83.29
馬鹿げた84.29
無用83.93
従える83.82
叔父83.88
用品84.87
あっ気84.67
就寝84.30
83.24
一泊84.26
威嚇83.76
特産品84.46
倒さ83.79
他所83.65
動かす82.95
あれで83.75
わけが無い83.49
減る83.15
駿河83.31
コントロール83.85
膝上84.86
83.16
前足83.93
ものか83.30
試験83.39
ナイフ83.21
従業員83.93
実際に82.99

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