I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ほんのり94.12
待合室94.65
おっ93.38
生える93.27
側室93.87
東方94.13
入場料95.09
付いている93.38
時代93.09
防衛93.47
暴走93.42
建前94.02
何度か93.36
蒸発94.25
保護93.52
籠93.62
両者93.67
ちんこ95.91
可愛がる94.20
上納金95.15
造作94.90
一本93.25
急いで93.33
運び93.76
何卒94.43
個室94.02
晒し94.02
金庫番95.40
乃公93.15
汝等94.95
携帯93.79
右側93.97
ロッカー94.73
気にしない93.68
宣伝94.05
夢中93.76
づつ94.68
物足りない94.14
筈がない93.40
うつ伏せ94.35
ある時93.98
懐かしい93.51
授ける93.93
転舵93.34
お香93.15
演奏93.90
どれだけ93.08
戴ける93.72
出品94.59
蛇93.25
シン93.40
反対93.40
手を挙げる94.74
手を出す83.90
さえ82.89
ビンタ84.74
捕まえる83.41
キュート84.55
洗髪85.62
引き取り84.49
気づき83.96
歩83.66
蒸気84.41
脱衣所84.55
羽83.24
怪しい83.32
妙83.13
サイト84.11
騙す83.59
紐83.82
軽83.90
すっと83.91
応える83.51
暇83.18
吐息83.83
ジョー84.50
清掃84.34
器用83.03
回転83.46
バス83.66
不買運動86.55
どうするか83.69
窓83.09
全力83.10
天空83.91
透明83.71
横たわる83.82
ショー84.22
至る83.38
夕方83.59
1183.88
一杯83.59
下ろす83.29
備え83.71
保管83.85
お勧め83.98
わいの85.06
直す83.51
都市化83.34
五徳83.89

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