I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ソフト14.50
来るべき14.79
パフォーマンス14.51
宙に浮く14.88
堪る14.19
褒め言葉14.39
成功報酬15.01
反す14.78
下士14.57
制御13.36
万が一13.50
退ける13.79
遊び相手14.67
一昼夜15.28
割と13.40
鞭打つ14.90
踊り狂う15.55
良い子14.14
ボトル14.53
乾かす14.37
チキン14.53
誘惑14.00
13.29
元へ13.46
道理で14.11
避難指示15.70
耐えうる14.95
バッチコイ15.96
とも無く14.74
プンプン14.81
震え声15.13
受託15.59
付録15.73
無謀13.84
コレクション14.51
つけ置き16.89
衆人監視16.64
静まりかえる14.70
けたたましい14.50
話が違う14.85
14.31
兎にも角にも14.52
モミジ14.66
盗聴14.69
無意味13.75
竹林14.75
保護施設16.18
共同生活15.04
クリティカル14.47
本年14.96
知らせる13.79
手四14.23
前後左右14.80
のん14.37
形勢逆転15.33
舞い戻る14.43
しちゃダメ14.75
貸与14.79
運指15.86
15.18
定刻15.31
14.83
14.61
海獣14.87
正式メンバー16.51
各自14.02
軍服14.16
這い上がる15.10
顧み15.02
不届き15.20
かっけー15.66
真上14.09
大サービス15.42
図式15.04
すらすら14.78
役にたつ15.51
城主14.68
15.06
表ざた15.77
甲殻14.09
有事14.24
セールストーク15.64
葬り14.85
最高潮14.64
山岳14.73
調子がいい15.04
竜の口15.27
嫉妬の炎15.33
肌色14.69
力ずくで14.50
ぶつけ合う14.84
直送15.97
女性客15.07
下石14.74
貧乳14.79
和らぐ14.32
今のまま14.14
ふっ飛ぶ15.22
中流15.18
チーム戦15.13

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