I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
品目14.80
とて13.45
内の者15.87
領収証16.45
廃る15.18
1つ1つ15.12
一巻の終わり15.91
施与14.27
泣きわめく14.99
大成功14.48
付け焼刃15.09
藁人形15.02
お題14.76
仕上がる14.36
乱取り15.69
中空14.40
牛頭14.55
男風呂15.94
果して14.34
13.87
交戦13.94
中流15.18
異音14.91
滔滔16.81
付け合せ15.23
チャンスを窺う16.64
問いなおす16.45
人並み14.52
ドロッと15.66
数匹14.32
不当14.45
調子狂う15.53
コホン14.52
保健15.26
潔白14.79
毀れ14.33
進呈14.91
15.11
着崩れ15.67
泊まり14.54
重み14.00
異性14.02
立ち直る14.19
メインディッシュ15.05
おめでとう13.91
古都14.50
に限らず14.24
お一人様15.28
炭化14.68
法律的15.54
あえぎ声16.07
ただで済む15.01
肉片14.29
又も14.05
セクシーポーズ16.15
感じがする13.93
浮き出る14.66
王位継承14.79
14.12
物々しい14.54
冤罪14.42
失言14.45
建材14.68
14.08
頼もう14.48
グランド14.44
薄衣15.10
いがみ合う14.96
ウインドウショッピング16.23
露わにする14.58
見破る14.22
雨あられ15.10
おたおた15.63
反社会的15.66
過ぎたこと14.75
握りつぶし15.11
途轍もない14.14
世襲制15.46
上げまん17.29
混乱状態14.98
要所14.63
各所14.02
嫁入り道具15.43
随分13.06
調理方法15.12
口喧嘩14.75
出来うる限り15.14
静まりかえる14.70
ピンク13.89
色男14.82
流れ落ちる14.35
笑止千万15.69
不躾14.47
歌いだす15.86
に決まっている14.04
歴代14.13
ツボ14.63
瞑る13.85
凍結14.32
ぴちっと16.39

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