I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

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84.16
となると83.16
駆け抜ける83.73
城内83.90
引っ越し84.29
83.64
おはようございます83.74
びっくり83.65
動かす82.95
親指83.93
83.18
少ない82.78
貫く83.25
強烈83.55
82.83
一際83.81
特産品84.46
猫っ毛85.65
安く83.33
込める83.05
分離84.21
五徳83.89
83.82
83.09
たんと84.38
日向ぼっこ84.96
どう見ても83.66
透明83.71
リラックス84.29
旅人83.96
膝上84.86
画道83.23
激高84.36
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買い手83.97
300084.59
みたいだ82.84
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83.36
言い出す83.62
叔父83.88
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吐息83.83
遭う83.72
波戸83.58
83.31
無茶83.39
全体83.32
一瞥83.77
功績83.71
83.86
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方針83.57
83.65
立ち去る83.70
品質83.75
82.88
83.69
赴く83.65
全力83.10
用品84.87
訪問83.76
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更け84.53
どよめく84.68
期間中84.68
射抜く84.13
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すっと83.91
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83.90
83.28
83.82
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群青色85.16
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増やす83.56
思いっきり83.66
手ごたえ84.50
にゃー84.12
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にしても83.12
83.13
見比べる84.07
時計83.79
大勝利84.89
二間85.52
日中84.16
騙す83.59
臭い83.42
一泊84.26
例の82.90

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