I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一杯83.59
降り立つ84.08
リラックス84.29
顛末84.25
リュックサック84.67
味わい83.88
才能83.30
屋根裏84.87
手々83.09
防御83.09
駆け抜ける83.73
突き刺す83.70
交渉83.24
小物84.09
蒸気84.41
もう一人83.48
上では84.07
両肩84.21
あれで83.75
83.44
引き取る83.89
デッキ84.55
83.18
83.36
迎え入れる84.01
疲れた83.41
その先83.57
気づき83.96
直す83.51
がし83.14
どうするか83.69
少々83.17
討伐82.99
痺れ83.96
慣れ83.18
83.82
当日83.91
手を出す83.90
吐息83.83
至る83.38
回転83.46
手ごたえ84.50
中華まんじゅう86.69
83.09
程に83.01
キュート84.55
清掃84.34
分離84.21
城内83.90
下ろす83.29
コンロ84.46
出来るだけ83.38
用品84.87
強烈83.55
正直なところ83.96
波戸83.58
叔父83.88
威嚇83.76
暮らし83.33
82.93
となると83.16
近付く83.36
方式84.22
のんびり83.46
83.31
見比べる84.07
料理店84.74
従業員83.93
悔しい83.38
伺う83.58
全体83.32
ポーズ83.86
前衛83.59
赴く83.65
おいおい83.46
エンジョイ85.23
込める83.05
待った83.67
あらあら84.01
崩れ落ちる83.64
もつ83.52
フルボッコ84.98
おはようございます83.74
絞る83.81
移る83.53
82.88
実際に82.99
親指83.93
83.90
ファースト84.38
300084.59
騒ぎ83.37
びっくり83.65
おんぶ紐86.11
動向84.00
引っ越し84.29
4083.81
絶賛84.22
就寝84.30
画道83.23

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