I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
恩返し14.35
手を引く14.72
歯ごたえ14.61
チラチラ14.14
漢の中の漢16.34
遠慮がち14.35
待遇14.10
原案15.45
作戦実行15.72
共倒れ15.03
我慢ならない15.05
ONにする15.80
中古品15.41
どやどや15.46
壊れる13.33
コンサルティング16.05
プレイスタイル15.08
大き14.23
火炉15.34
人を見る目14.77
スタンス14.45
こぼれ落ちる14.44
2人分15.24
剥ける15.19
見かねる14.32
甲乙つけがたい15.78
喧嘩を吹っ掛ける16.29
買付16.16
非売品15.62
蘇り14.85
売りつける14.64
強める14.25
飲みで13.63
14.31
地区13.99
質素14.26
おかーさん14.98
多少なりとも14.15
もうちょい14.54
口内14.37
風呂桶15.36
まごう事なき15.10
入場口15.46
即決14.75
ガラス13.67
チクチク14.83
ボード14.25
アラフォー15.11
長袖14.78
苦難14.32
納得のいく14.73
得手14.16
握り飯15.15
古都14.50
満場一致14.84
忘れ形見15.13
乗っ取る14.11
感服14.56
出前15.07
二人きり13.85
子守歌15.36
通いつめる15.66
ウッドペッカー17.29
伺候15.42
旺盛14.68
って言うか13.52
尽きる13.67
仲が悪い14.56
一日を過ごす15.77
14.46
プリン13.97
刻一刻と14.75
当てにする15.21
着こなす15.02
あちゃー14.89
せよと言う15.27
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
肩の力を抜く15.14
全面的14.23
目からうろこ16.01
水場14.36
命を絶つ15.24
暴発14.31
伊達14.06
ステテコ16.05
留まり14.51
にんにく15.10
奇妙13.51
示しがつかない15.27
に亘って14.49
言いたげ14.45
鯢波16.48
熱弁14.76
お勘定15.73
いつも通り13.43
年がら年中15.38
風呂敷14.87
都市名15.93
肌身離さず15.01
天涯孤独15.10

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