I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
生きのびる15.57
球状14.70
他はない14.84
インフレーション15.95
焼き印15.44
殺到13.95
仲が悪い14.56
仲間外れ14.74
徹底14.04
兄上13.54
だらだら14.46
教師13.40
停まる14.45
一睡15.04
炭化14.68
近衛13.44
先駆け14.94
手描き15.71
プロモーター16.53
羨む14.54
どんより14.59
琥珀14.06
安らか14.38
和気藹々14.75
乗っ取り14.75
温度調整15.38
原始的14.57
閉ざす13.80
評価額15.86
脆弱14.37
クリーム状16.02
フォーメーション14.85
謙虚14.48
トロい15.84
返す刀14.93
装飾13.71
好む13.80
居候14.64
改名14.96
憐憫14.74
迷い込む14.30
亜ぐ15.37
支障13.99
ホの字16.23
平らげる14.32
に決まっている14.04
自治権15.26
恥ずかしながら14.62
大上段14.74
後退13.67
家財15.23
脳内お花畑15.75
滝に打たれる16.29
お待ちかね14.97
無条件14.31
全世界14.52
標榜15.26
13.92
小麦13.91
中間14.21
突然変異14.72
周りの目14.98
星型15.24
視点13.59
あってこその14.99
キョトン14.30
1位14.49
低地15.62
浅はか14.55
頑強14.34
捨て台詞14.71
妹さん14.30
親父13.24
ドッキリ14.77
乏しい14.07
ケモナー15.29
執行14.43
言い交わす15.98
カフス15.43
すっ飛ぶ14.48
嫁入り道具15.43
売上手数料17.59
音響効果16.81
代理戦争15.49
表れ14.22
雄々しい14.58
腹の中14.34
交戦13.94
よくある事14.36
役に立たない14.16
神憑16.39
咀嚼14.15
起伏14.50
廻る14.53
高飛車14.91
目に映る14.47
厭がる14.39
今現在14.00
出演料16.28
配列15.24

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