I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ねじ14.84
威勢14.77
無位14.60
辟易14.34
歓喜13.87
陸上14.32
名指し14.62
子供の頃13.96
情報網14.52
物の13.83
先輩12.70
強行突破14.83
仕分け14.86
生みだす14.96
水生15.34
薫り14.70
当14.11
差し置く14.50
認知14.35
放出13.74
溜め込む14.23
はにかむ14.26
義兄14.07
善良14.35
絶好調14.69
申しつける14.91
西洋14.50
任す13.71
年に一度14.58
競い15.36
囲い込み15.29
手柄14.01
やりがい14.91
抑えきれない14.64
右回り15.48
挟撃作戦16.48
とあって14.17
停刊15.48
反映14.16
履歴14.74
ホステス15.59
成人男性14.57
甘党14.95
着手14.74
篭もる14.30
熟読15.40
キモ14.57
タイル張り15.99
若いころ15.00
果肉14.92
高々14.14
初戦14.27
オーブン14.66
正真正銘14.26
常道15.03
大上段14.74
勝負は時の運15.98
来てる13.84
もつ煮16.45
化導14.71
全勝15.26
三人組14.28
気味の悪い14.77
非売品15.62
いつまでも13.47
はす交い15.45
市街戦15.10
重点的14.63
禍根14.90
闇金融16.89
取り付く14.48
ノッカー15.03
ばしっと15.79
互角14.02
炭焼16.20
副業15.00
不眠不休14.98
だろうに14.05
反す14.78
ナンバー214.93
享ける15.09
負債14.92
敗者14.50
ヘタレ14.22
無かろう13.79
プリーツ15.93
光栄13.87
交える13.78
風俗嬢16.24
面白み14.81
腹を立てる15.22
台紙16.07
香典16.11
握りつぶし15.11
答14.82
騎乗13.77
最終調整15.17
力説14.55
博覧会15.43
半人前14.84

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