I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
解放1223.11
置く1222.56
される1222.48
世界1222.18
次に1213.13
為に1212.22
案内1203.08
出る1202.34
何を1192.46
改めて1183.04
相手1182.18
用1182.75
その後1172.80
頷く1162.55
実は1162.91
既に1162.68
なさい1162.85
因に1162.87
馬1152.75
氷雪1154.42
者1152.04
の様に1152.34
人形1153.17
なあ1152.86
出1142.33
気1142.13
天使1143.25
達1141.88
今回1142.47
口1132.30
そこ1132.66
ケーキ1123.68
31122.74
クリフ1124.06
爪1123.21
わよ1122.78
これまで1113.00
驚く1112.62
後に1102.87
場所1102.27
立つ1102.58
準備1102.67
まま1092.40
受付嬢1093.76
見る1092.00
軍1092.60
唱える1093.44
私たち1092.76
宣言1093.25
浴場1084.35
所が1083.12
けん1074.14
元1062.67
到着1063.05
かのように1063.02
に取って1052.44
見つめる1052.75
攻撃1042.34
自身1042.69
意識1032.77
パーティ1033.10
どう1032.34
ここに1032.60
隣1032.64
提案1023.12
メンバー1013.05
守護竜1015.11
ダメージ1013.08
かな1012.42
不1012.72
ねえ1012.74
知る1002.11
何時も1002.58
探索1003.12
ちゃう1002.74
あり992.26
良い992.17
現れる992.76
混沌983.91
後ろ982.63
残す982.85
石982.85
0983.08
セラミクス975.60
かい972.98
目の前972.63
懸972.62
一瞬972.69
下番975.01
アレス974.18
女962.48
なんだ962.26
お嬢さま964.48
食べる952.42
その儘952.51
挨拶952.94
魔術師953.09
考え952.19
使用953.03
王都942.74

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