I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一刀両断14.50
容疑者14.58
関わり13.90
すらすら14.78
突き出た14.76
チラリズム15.30
快く14.08
定め13.97
全面的14.23
口をつける14.75
捻る13.90
名案14.50
利ザヤ16.55
醤油13.98
元へ13.46
葬儀14.37
唯でさえ13.72
実況中継15.94
中心部14.06
繁栄14.19
マニアック15.07
真上14.09
最後の最後14.17
姪っ子15.18
参入14.79
晩餐13.99
良かれ15.08
意思疎通14.23
お眼鏡15.00
握り飯15.15
日時14.60
ギリギリ13.53
町中14.30
異性14.02
白昼15.49
牛頭14.55
サービス内容16.36
ないで14.00
頭の悪い14.90
ちゃんとした14.02
SM15.50
呼びにやる16.72
昼の部16.14
凄む14.69
クリティカル14.47
視野の狭い16.12
満面の笑み13.78
急用14.83
右から左へ15.15
青白い13.83
止むなく16.31
種明かし14.87
交易13.82
調理台15.01
いつ何時15.09
クマ13.43
建て直す15.15
通りかかる14.74
モジモジ14.77
頑強14.34
託児施設16.69
食事を摂る15.09
乱闘14.93
トレモロ16.21
人呼んで15.47
兵隊14.07
真鍮14.91
後述15.37
制度13.94
滑らか14.07
取っ組む15.81
博打打ち16.00
末弟14.86
襟首14.48
どうしますか14.45
私兵14.17
さー13.76
飛び上がる13.88
網目15.30
島々14.99
持久戦14.80
擦れ14.91
瓦窯15.22
チャンスを窺う16.64
プロフェッショナル15.11
さらっと14.08
盛んに14.65
七分丈15.81
学術的15.25
一芸15.34
お決まり14.60
両名14.30
次女14.50
潤す14.51
プリン13.97
口をきく15.14
先を行く14.88
梳く14.54
新参14.79
父性15.43

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