I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
調理法14.63
金貨13.27
ロゴ14.94
大はしゃぎ15.01
目を開く14.57
一目惚れ14.48
ばきっと14.55
売上手数料17.59
必要に応じて14.83
小綺麗15.21
旧姓15.39
陰で14.43
乗り気14.20
育む14.34
愚かにも14.95
どちらからとも無く14.99
道草15.45
腹いっぱい14.93
月夜14.56
事も無げに14.84
客引き15.03
言葉に詰まる14.53
力持ち14.83
痛む13.75
朝方14.47
何ちゅう15.38
彼自身14.08
がたい13.92
袋叩き14.86
稽古13.76
ジリジリ14.53
出口13.76
アジリティ16.57
言いようのない14.53
意中の人15.55
キャバレー16.59
集中的14.91
満足の行く15.58
タヌキ寝入り16.64
シルバー14.06
13.32
示しがつかない15.27
悩殺15.46
七分丈15.81
改名14.96
風下15.05
抜け目のない15.40
積み重なる14.46
想像力14.49
ばっさばっさ15.66
沼地14.60
多少なりとも14.15
一目置く15.49
産の飯17.42
安易14.13
血抜き14.46
13.36
怠る13.91
針金14.81
大半13.47
リスクが高い15.07
音響効果16.81
付け合せ15.23
時価総額16.42
短縮14.07
上に立つ14.29
戦闘能力13.89
1箇所15.40
ぱくつく15.44
ベリー14.53
バトルロイヤル15.11
この期に及んで14.39
泳がす15.64
丸っきり14.62
撒き散らす14.49
有耶無耶14.86
信用できる14.31
空間内15.01
神経性16.22
パチ物16.19
一報14.35
覚えこむ16.59
宙に浮く14.88
大受け15.85
キセル15.37
帰り支度14.91
丹花15.43
くるん14.01
口振り14.66
初対面13.84
綽々15.44
二枚14.04
筒二14.47
魔女っ子15.65
目がない14.87
息子さん14.53
独り立ち14.66
舌鼓14.62
欠点13.93
握力14.59

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