I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
敗れ14.39
かみ合う14.89
公開期間16.81
生産品15.63
卵巣15.75
欲求14.17
一晩中14.69
命を奪う14.46
威光14.45
相手をする14.20
お茶屋15.98
静まりかえる14.70
ゴシック15.20
フランス14.26
コリコリ15.22
大いびき16.27
ぺしゃんこ15.38
再燃15.08
13.92
書き込む14.05
13.46
力こぶ15.34
専門的14.70
手口14.57
見方によって15.23
モミジ14.66
子供の頃13.96
おばはん15.61
沿道15.10
催す14.48
涙声14.73
野うさぎ15.18
迷惑をかける14.47
明かす13.95
封蝋14.83
手腕14.06
喪中15.99
オープニングイベント16.72
注目の的14.95
葉っぱ14.16
取引所15.79
丸1日15.52
車両14.08
白化14.64
ねば15.31
御礼14.53
律義15.47
唆す14.69
剥ぎ取る14.88
出し値13.94
鮮度14.73
急用14.83
15.09
不死13.80
いざとなれば14.35
大真面目14.79
たらふく14.91
運転手14.47
私自身13.95
蒸し魚16.21
シナモン15.18
すね毛15.92
大き14.23
あながち14.33
責任転嫁15.07
苛立つ13.97
シャレ14.86
煩わしい14.35
力負け14.95
屠体15.07
斬りかかる14.49
パワーバランス14.96
生粋14.40
お代わり14.39
事になりかねない14.56
あふれ出す15.10
ナンバー214.93
誤り14.54
八百長15.26
二分14.40
ザラッと16.69
中堅14.44
食卓14.11
元素14.35
あぁ12.97
失禁14.85
リア12.68
寝物語15.27
長いこと14.40
簡単に言うと14.57
其れはそうと14.46
13.38
称す13.92
途方に暮れる15.13
スタリオン16.45
産地14.73
男優15.43
円満14.87
耕す14.36
至極14.03

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