I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
しっかり82.79
まとめる83.82
全力83.10
83.65
コントロール83.85
82.95
屋台83.39
がし83.14
だったら82.90
83.28
手製84.45
一際83.81
一泊84.26
お目にかかる84.27
ショー84.22
出納85.50
手ごたえ84.50
あっ気84.67
駿河83.31
83.66
用品84.87
フルボッコ84.98
探る83.44
覆われ83.82
息子83.14
護符84.54
駆け抜ける83.73
ばっちり84.31
無用83.93
洗髪85.62
83.86
どうだい84.30
もう1人84.54
83.44
伺う83.58
更け84.53
っぷり83.86
実際に82.99
顛末84.25
下ろす83.29
増やす83.56
都市化83.34
挙げる83.85
疲れた83.41
引き取り84.49
除いて83.87
改造83.77
正直なところ83.96
男の子83.51
気づき83.96
最前線83.94
フロント84.85
もつ83.52
あれで83.75
崩れ落ちる83.64
出来るだけ83.38
揃える83.93
83.82
日向ぼっこ84.96
品質83.75
群衆84.43
デッキ84.55
遭う83.72
ませんか83.97
おいおい83.46
痺れ83.96
迎え入れる84.01
ものか83.30
料理店84.74
爆音84.17
83.29
無茶83.39
募集84.07
に加え83.96
握りしめる83.65
4083.81
82.83
蒸器86.59
82.89
味わい83.88
一瞥83.77
すっと83.91
83.26
引き取る83.89
83.90
83.75
出会い83.65
83.79
五徳83.89
妄想83.81
悟る83.47
全体83.32
カリカリ84.65
仁王立ち84.28
鍛え83.51
膝上84.86
従える83.82
所詮83.65
特別83.12
暮らし83.33

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