I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
挙げる83.85
良く82.94
大勝利84.89
大概83.98
給仕83.97
前衛83.59
ファースト84.38
就寝84.30
おんぶ紐86.11
引き取る83.89
確かめる83.49
かよ83.36
応える83.51
少々83.17
品質83.75
暮らし83.33
発意83.84
粉83.86
この人83.25
清掃84.34
だったら82.90
みたいだ82.84
ルート83.51
当日83.91
コントロール83.85
功績83.71
顛末84.25
駿河83.31
現状83.13
どうかしら84.34
特別83.12
コンロ84.46
詫びる84.38
所詮83.65
悪巧み84.70
降り立つ84.08
歩83.66
最強83.25
隠れる83.64
申し訳なさそう83.83
方式84.22
貫く83.25
の余り83.75
お初84.43
無事終了85.25
懐83.44
杉82.95
伺う83.58
爆音84.17
有効83.53
気絶83.45
引き取り84.49
保管83.85
礼を言う84.13
となると83.16
見比べる84.07
才能83.30
まとめる83.82
4083.81
最前線83.94
補助83.65
もつ83.52
に加え83.96
探る83.44
お姉ちゃん83.29
回転83.46
倒さ83.79
討伐82.99
護符84.54
屋根裏84.87
手々83.09
産84.16
駆け抜ける83.73
透明83.71
近付く83.36
悟る83.47
膨らむ83.63
リュックサック84.67
親指83.93
城内83.90
膝上84.86
滞在83.64
る83.36
経緯83.65
一杯83.59
おはようございます83.74
ナイフ83.21
休み83.57
サイト84.11
罪83.31
現れ83.42
妙83.13
おいおい83.46
交渉83.24
気持ち悪い83.75
暇83.18
器用83.03
束83.82
五徳83.89
一際83.81

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