I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
不届き15.20
鞭打つ14.90
どうしますか14.45
水入らず15.06
後任14.75
物欲しそう14.92
現場検証15.64
創りあげる16.40
クランベリー15.62
横暴14.33
ごく一部14.64
13.81
声を出す14.01
抉り取る15.46
アニメ13.92
うめえ15.02
罪深い14.64
持ちこむ14.99
一粒14.51
正式メンバー16.51
振り向きざま14.88
固有13.59
牛耳る14.72
蛮族14.24
餓鬼14.06
ペチャパイ16.28
簡易化15.79
カシューナッツ16.24
海老14.61
じゃれ付く15.40
可愛がり15.02
他ならぬ14.27
ビッグ14.58
焦げる14.27
学友14.52
栽培14.01
招待客14.37
双璧をなす15.87
唯でさえ13.72
中古品15.41
14.04
めり込む14.17
責任転嫁15.07
持ち替える14.49
オタオタ15.79
東端14.88
イブニング16.55
美声14.82
ゴタゴタ14.76
兵長14.77
ボクっ娘15.69
大暴れ14.58
九日14.99
乗り気14.20
出世14.12
スティック14.88
居候14.64
言葉責め15.78
普段使い15.20
軽蔑14.31
元請17.11
取水口15.91
感謝の言葉もない15.90
遠ざかる13.90
14.53
注目の的14.95
反射13.76
やり過ごす14.23
消毒14.60
花柄15.06
どうなっている14.24
買い付ける15.07
誘い込む14.59
少人数14.47
地獄の釜15.57
へばり付く15.12
封蝋14.83
賞品14.62
仮設14.75
劣等感14.57
ハム14.54
庶民的14.99
つき刺す17.42
袋叩き14.86
ソファー13.69
十把一絡げ15.56
センチ13.67
装填14.30
素足14.85
誰々15.44
勇気ある14.91
学術14.68
13.81
15.59
前売り券16.55
頼りない14.22
羽アリ14.66
ウズウズ15.09
歴青14.72
ごねる14.78

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