I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
招待券15.77
待ちかね15.39
苦労人14.82
ナックル14.79
ばっさばっさ15.66
誰がし16.05
バスター15.41
嘆息13.95
青み15.21
ボリボリ15.05
お世話になる14.70
通帳15.42
ありがとさん15.43
憂う14.93
腕力13.98
爆風14.15
修業14.33
発想13.73
種苗15.70
肩口14.27
奥が深い15.03
円満14.87
刈り上げる15.61
気取る14.34
がなり立てる15.53
心中14.01
金になる14.73
飲み代15.78
15.28
座所15.81
鳴る13.48
ド派手14.96
ばしっと15.79
言い寄る14.48
墜落14.25
ニヤける15.62
威光14.45
生き方14.01
髪の毛13.78
愛しの14.59
腫れ14.52
神職14.90
進捗状況15.02
オーバーキル14.89
勧誘14.00
呑み14.43
くるん14.01
現実的14.03
数値13.94
13.36
手荷物14.82
事切れる14.76
行きわたる16.04
中間14.21
天ぷら14.48
テクニック14.61
取り返す14.37
元へ13.46
乗り遅れる15.23
アイボリーホワイト16.55
寝息を立てる15.13
14.52
よせやい15.62
食料品14.54
お腰16.31
いつも通り13.43
ちらっと見る15.64
高慢ちき15.52
放り出す13.88
殺人未遂15.26
昼メロ16.59
ひいひい15.46
高級品14.29
見積もる14.41
食後14.13
ミニスカート14.87
ギブアップ14.94
極秘14.66
葬儀14.37
壊滅13.76
は種15.03
フリータイム16.24
法被15.87
成功裡16.89
歌唱力15.79
デスマッチ15.45
公然わいせつ罪16.51
全量15.98
刃向かう15.12
一振り14.00
干支13.94
将来13.44
実を言うと14.70
つむじ風15.29
改める13.99
膠着状態14.64
後述15.37
隔離14.14
両極端15.33
想像力14.49

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