I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
食い物14.34
山岳14.73
発令14.79
希少13.97
不便14.01
周到14.89
活性14.63
組み合う15.08
興奮状態14.78
乏しい14.07
地区13.99
本題13.82
不壊14.56
一目置く15.49
なよなよ15.58
拝する15.67
又も14.05
抜身15.29
見張る13.81
乗り物酔い15.17
取水口15.91
妥当13.93
返信14.19
三ヶ日17.29
どちらでもない15.21
満タン14.87
気が引ける14.49
ちらっと14.31
密集14.14
ぐいっと14.46
条件を満たす14.98
着こなす15.02
自尊心14.48
灰13.74
美貌13.72
すれすれ14.68
串刺し14.34
募集広告16.43
瘡14.84
目がない14.87
反動13.82
回し蹴り14.50
攴14.18
頭が上がらない14.78
遊撃14.28
上乗せ14.33
燃え上がる14.04
具する17.59
屈辱14.09
綿密14.80
随行14.74
体勢13.40
小麦13.91
畑13.50
簡易化15.79
長姉14.90
ふけ15.38
お会計15.20
皮蛋16.34
あふれ出す15.10
可愛がり15.02
がり14.31
闇金15.90
一枚岩14.75
宿泊所15.50
逆提案16.89
破顔14.45
つけ根15.05
泊地15.98
満面の笑み13.78
フォーマルドレス16.89
耕す14.36
意欲14.46
走り出す13.62
タヌキ寝入り16.64
よそ様15.54
忠誠13.94
気っ風16.11
下回る14.77
お伴15.09
後輩13.79
ギャルソン15.91
右派14.74
どうしますか14.45
冶具16.99
マグカップ14.74
嫌々14.67
胴14.04
動員14.17
天井裏15.01
御前14.23
挨拶を交わす14.72
所帯15.31
簡易宿泊所16.36
諦観14.62
機嫌を直す15.59
打開策14.62
横倒し14.78
抜き足で16.89
持ちネタ16.05

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