I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ラウドネス86.69
給仕83.97
コンロ84.46
詳しい83.29
申し訳なさそう83.83
揃える83.93
君たち83.51
代金84.02
大勝利84.89
4083.81
その先83.57
手々83.09
振り絞る84.02
直す83.51
手製84.45
か細い84.35
小物84.09
絶賛84.22
バス83.66
増やす83.56
マグマ84.22
隼84.70
動向84.00
訪問83.76
方針83.57
お昼83.71
分離84.21
味わい83.88
兄82.88
最強83.25
群衆84.43
面会83.91
っぷり83.86
夕方83.59
税務調査86.42
待った83.67
改造83.77
刀祢83.76
昔82.93
日向ぼっこ84.96
どうかしら84.34
探る83.44
お目にかかる84.27
所82.78
才能83.30
伺う83.58
補助83.65
粉83.86
歪める83.66
五徳83.89
お姉ちゃん83.29
ビンタ84.74
特産品84.46
役目83.38
前衛83.59
3千85.18
品質83.75
確かめる83.49
さえ82.89
駿河83.31
口走る84.25
立ち去る83.70
決す84.17
良く82.94
はは83.43
交渉83.24
となると83.16
時計83.79
臭い83.42
うむ83.03
デッキ84.55
崩れ落ちる83.64
事務的84.59
更け84.53
降り立つ84.08
手段83.10
料理店84.74
親指83.93
蒸器86.59
気合83.69
特殊83.22
正直なところ83.96
仁王立ち84.28
盾82.83
騙す83.59
一緒83.18
吐息83.83
びっくり83.65
擬態84.06
中華まんじゅう86.69
どうするか83.69
少ない82.78
もう一人83.48
名付け84.19
桃色84.09
倒さ83.79
一際83.81
挙げる83.85
演技83.74
両肩84.21

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