I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
不純物14.60
進展14.18
与太15.84
鉄礬柘榴石16.29
追い求める14.60
朝飯14.53
止むなく16.31
不眠不休14.98
お手の物14.85
働かせる14.19
嫌われ者15.01
姉御14.56
ねじ14.84
長話14.78
過酷14.02
劇場14.18
しー14.43
左肩14.31
挨拶を交わす14.72
儀仗隊16.51
萌え14.33
意思疎通14.23
やっとこさ15.39
待望14.84
数ヶ月14.05
治まる14.39
伊達14.06
出世14.12
抱き抱える15.37
手をとる15.51
3人組15.02
家捜し15.64
すすり泣く14.91
白化14.64
古代13.49
防犯14.57
裏地15.15
数量15.05
兆し14.50
塗料14.70
ダシ14.79
あっちゃ14.97
台紙16.07
規定14.26
目眩14.39
載る13.85
水中13.66
野次14.93
グラタン14.97
同時刻14.86
中流15.18
つき刺す17.42
多彩14.51
立ち居振る舞い14.66
貧乳14.79
コソ泥15.52
と言わず14.52
故人14.72
畳む14.31
日陰者15.34
口をつぐむ14.89
小石14.17
実しやか15.28
得手14.16
簡易化15.79
ぶんぶん14.24
歪む13.51
支援13.43
革装15.32
定刻15.31
轢く14.61
そうしないと14.49
模索14.22
刷る15.39
打ち方15.58
食感14.06
なれど14.61
隅っこ14.42
政治的14.00
アイボリーホワイト16.55
火照り15.25
壁伝い15.35
無理もない14.11
標準14.57
業務委託16.46
据える14.01
代用14.44
侮辱14.05
最高級品15.09
劣等感14.57
先方14.50
直ちに14.28
化学反応15.21
拍手喝采15.00
不用意14.23
頼もう14.48
反す14.78
言葉を紡ぐ14.24
泳がせる14.24
地獄の釜15.57

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