I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
気味の悪い14.77
亡骸14.20
滑らか14.07
ウナギ14.61
大枠15.34
託け14.95
襲い掛かる14.02
エロ14.02
握り飯15.15
三十分14.12
成れの果て14.75
いい具合に15.12
宵闇14.32
有無を言わさず14.77
ピックアップ14.89
浸食14.51
明らかにする15.06
特産物15.23
巣食う14.70
分かったもんじゃない14.84
途方も無い15.18
巻き付く14.34
策士策に溺れる16.24
これまでで14.89
琥珀14.06
歯が立たない14.92
ひくひく14.77
中止命令16.02
蹴る13.28
抑えきれない14.64
連帯感15.12
いやあ13.96
改善点15.07
得意げ14.14
橙色14.58
小細工14.38
そんで14.23
上客15.03
サービス内容16.36
手四14.23
生易しい14.77
お出でなさい15.62
無実14.54
巻き上げ14.33
親和力15.79
ベースとする16.78
片付く14.08
条件を満たす14.98
茶代16.23
履行14.97
一つづつ15.53
蒸らす15.32
男声16.15
掛け図14.55
倍加15.10
白玉15.32
にこやか13.81
化け14.37
冱えない14.65
1つ1つ15.12
販売権16.06
疑心暗鬼14.68
特例14.49
ケタが違う16.18
懲しめる16.53
アンデット14.65
闇雲14.55
成金趣味15.49
食い下がる14.39
あからさま13.81
しんどい14.39
口をつける14.75
恩を売る14.96
故人14.72
歴青14.72
不運14.28
疑問点14.99
15.81
木工14.00
ひらひら14.13
声を張り上げる14.38
お得14.79
パワーバランス14.96
媚を売る15.36
時間をつぶす15.79
育む14.34
処す14.70
車両14.08
躊躇い13.91
14.11
化物13.98
でれ14.63
準備期間14.74
どうなっている14.24
血の気14.13
14.08
はっちゃ14.97
割と13.40
記念品15.17
やせ細る15.00

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