I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
探る83.44
サイト84.11
横たわる83.82
ナイフ83.21
二間85.52
ビンタ84.74
所詮83.65
従業員83.93
83.13
透明83.71
群青色85.16
履く73.90
一家73.91
一しきり74.25
加盟74.82
触れ73.33
如何に73.55
仕立てる74.63
位記73.79
届ける73.96
御名73.60
吸収73.34
72.81
ペット74.06
騒動73.55
庇護74.15
清算74.72
賑やか73.81
見る見る73.97
はめる74.38
でない73.36
タキシード74.92
74.61
一員73.93
用心棒74.49
賜る74.15
仕草73.50
マッシュルーム75.29
経営者74.62
心地よい73.92
勤しむ74.26
減らす73.57
暗黒73.92
所有73.86
無茶苦茶74.02
73.21
売店74.72
目差74.29
73.75
重鎮74.16
湯沸76.72
向上73.71
蒸留酒74.38
表示73.45
74.56
物とする74.64
74.23
金持ち74.08
3倍74.54
鼻で笑う74.49
お捻り75.51
肉池75.79
維持73.34
葡萄74.71
脳裏73.54
大会73.41
引き込む74.12
速やか74.04
惚れる73.82
切り身74.67
宅配75.27
建て73.89
びっくりした73.91
バー73.69
おつむ75.43
突っ込み73.83
黒装束74.50
そんな中73.55
手首73.69
73.25
どちらか73.67
市街74.57
73.47
ガーター75.21
馬上73.94
上回る73.67
限定73.71
煽る73.74
売淫73.60
降り注ぐ73.60
収納73.57
風俗75.13
並び74.00
体長74.19
好み73.52
依代74.94
男性用75.01
回目74.16
駆逐74.20
クソボケ75.98

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