I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
握りしめる83.65
わけが無い83.49
詫びる84.38
小物84.09
83.31
もつ83.52
お初84.43
良く82.94
引っ越し84.29
直す83.51
隠れる83.64
飛ばし73.48
売り73.82
税金74.20
内密に74.55
以下73.49
73.25
ガーター75.21
封じる73.58
正反対74.19
73.16
各種73.93
海産物74.73
ディナー74.94
すべく74.11
ご存知73.90
上納75.23
剥ぐ74.02
おろおろ74.47
整える73.55
気持ちよい74.24
結わえる75.02
73.83
張り73.82
金持ち74.08
討つ73.74
こうなると74.11
ひょっこり74.46
ネックレス73.99
おつむ75.43
74.23
権利73.65
売淫73.60
綺麗72.92
あちら73.50
練習73.24
浮き上がる74.22
多価73.57
ぴーぴー75.84
唐突73.52
急速73.88
鼻で笑う74.49
如何に73.55
度に73.36
結び74.12
強靭74.05
家具73.97
4つ74.18
通う73.42
最後まで73.43
ホイホイ74.60
試着74.73
震える73.32
並び74.00
単身74.34
渡る73.38
切り身74.67
一家73.91
環境73.36
支える73.62
飼う73.95
10日74.28
ロープ73.74
一しきり74.25
貴方さま75.88
73.25
特徴73.47
好み73.52
真性75.18
4本74.63
長期滞在75.14
あんなに73.52
位記73.79
排水74.94
胸を張る74.25
謝る73.20
安い73.12
少しでも73.32
持たせる74.24
二度と73.48
納め74.21
直轄74.45
74.40
真っ直ぐ73.17
体長74.19
73.17
大型73.45
風景73.68
タキシード74.92
休む73.22

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