I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
進軍83.86
何でもあり84.71
蒸器86.59
発意83.84
給仕83.97
ナイフ83.21
にしても83.12
みたいだ82.84
かよ83.36
降り立つ84.08
暇83.18
乗馬74.34
修正73.31
脳裏73.54
八つ当たり74.16
風景73.68
正反対74.19
泣かせ74.56
抗74.74
屋根73.56
艶々74.67
ローテーブル75.22
ガキ73.66
猛攻74.23
おろおろ74.47
う歯74.60
パタパタ74.33
じゃん73.55
飼う73.95
真っ直ぐ73.17
牙73.22
速やか74.04
練習73.24
クソボケ75.98
麻74.33
税金74.20
カモ74.75
海産物74.73
履く73.90
本音73.60
ホイホイ74.60
黒装束74.50
行けません73.55
すべく74.11
市街74.57
急速73.88
並び74.00
好み73.52
内装74.18
触れ73.33
御名73.60
一口73.65
暗黒73.92
系統73.48
愛73.07
パリパリ75.10
勤しむ74.26
目差74.29
操り74.09
眠れる73.78
身につける74.51
単身74.34
でない73.36
結果的に73.83
二度と73.48
本名74.20
スプーン74.03
華麗74.09
清算74.72
関連73.73
世界征服74.72
手札74.04
骨73.21
賜る74.15
如何に73.55
期待通り74.86
モード73.77
見学73.76
ホモ74.61
胸を張る74.25
停止73.57
済74.61
仕立てる74.63
そりゃ73.16
通う73.42
出来上がる73.64
会員74.63
物語73.37
トレーラー75.33
限定73.71
降り注ぐ73.60
宅配75.27
努めて74.18
お世話73.59
ひょっこり74.46
あんたら73.98
唐突73.52
羽化73.92
手活け73.75
実力73.00

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