I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
やーい15.41
それはない14.11
四百14.36
窮する15.42
体裁14.37
入り込み14.61
定13.81
帰り支度14.91
習う13.76
増大14.13
突如として13.94
マドラー15.98
優勝者14.58
金銀14.57
挑発的14.54
記念すべき14.79
小麦13.91
生血16.11
消毒14.60
ひいひい15.46
初老14.19
食費14.58
力こぶ15.34
下士14.57
起し14.92
テラス14.19
流出14.43
後釜14.97
ええん14.57
矛盾13.95
無位14.60
見込み14.22
ご心配なく14.74
トレーニング14.24
胸ぐら14.68
針金14.81
月長石16.15
リサイクル15.20
力を貸す14.74
着物13.99
有頂天15.06
ふむ13.03
敷居15.04
恩返し14.35
廻る14.53
際立つ14.24
品定め14.74
公開期間16.81
金融システム16.69
伊達14.06
繁栄14.19
真打15.53
鈍14.55
セキュリティ14.58
達し13.97
こんちわ15.83
商才15.06
問屋14.83
味も素っ気もない16.23
邪神13.54
質問をする14.50
穿り出す16.81
編み出す14.36
美女13.66
どきどき14.66
働き口15.12
風物詩15.23
同一14.21
8014.13
頼もう14.48
重圧14.30
重労働14.66
ドラム14.72
ところ狭しと15.46
先輩12.70
褐色13.99
当店14.89
神職14.90
鷹揚14.32
マイナス14.08
方向性14.10
しゃぶる15.01
スクリーマー17.59
緊急停止15.71
富み15.43
朝日14.14
悪循環14.90
すり14.43
千鳥足15.32
無線14.42
炭坑15.68
最後方15.33
呆れ果てる15.55
大打撃14.77
戯け14.34
焼きつくす15.81
夢想14.57
空気を読む15.10
私自身13.95
反抗期14.63

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