I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
工夫を凝らす15.89
消費量14.47
抜刀14.37
迷い込む14.30
とも言う14.32
身銭15.75
ダシ14.79
感謝の言葉もない15.90
報う14.42
鵜飼い16.85
14.05
現預金17.59
15.18
13.91
左に曲がる15.82
引き延ばす14.95
エコ15.21
日付14.20
纏わりつく14.89
ぎしぎし15.35
14.21
胸が痛む14.99
手遅れ14.07
目新しい14.54
オープニングイベント16.72
償い14.62
胸ぐら14.68
雑務14.70
名産品15.22
招へい16.69
薄々14.22
豪気15.06
メインキャラクター15.93
一時休戦15.49
ごろ寝15.85
口の悪い15.22
破格14.27
対称的15.35
生みだす14.96
セッション15.78
カルナバル17.11
琴線14.96
聞かせる14.31
編み込む14.72
留る16.00
長蛇の列15.10
大けが15.21
持ち出す14.03
天板15.16
頭が上がらない14.78
つけ置き16.89
たらし込む15.67
ありがとさん15.43
人間技15.85
四百14.36
逃げ込む14.06
一種13.64
有耶無耶14.86
ハーフパンツ15.37
話をする13.66
通じ14.26
たった13.33
ぶすぶす15.66
14.84
案じる14.03
振り出15.84
木々13.48
近しい14.11
友情13.99
自治権15.26
凄惨14.30
20歳14.73
金利15.40
不安げ14.21
見かけ14.07
13.49
紫色13.86
オタオタ15.79
殺人未遂15.26
女好き14.69
カット紙15.12
14.49
シャワールーム15.17
ボウタイ16.99
真水15.10
引っ切り無しに14.61
風向き14.78
自主的14.60
トップバッター15.67
下がり14.06
交際14.57
14.14
王座14.53
私邸15.36
コラボ15.06
明かり取り15.59
ラズベリー15.37
奥さん13.72
辛党15.94
総力14.71

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