I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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何とかなる73.77
出汁74.14
勢いよく73.60
胸を張る74.25
鼻で笑う74.49
物語73.37
前後73.65
ごろごろ74.38
渡る73.38
本名74.20
73.21
上回る73.67
関連73.73
まとめ74.00
関節74.00
ミックス75.09
血まみれ74.40
ガキ73.66
大型73.45
じゃん73.55
影響73.05
おどおど74.61
開き73.45
以下73.49
上納75.23
当面74.04
届ける73.96
お任せ73.86
あんなに73.52
黒装束74.50
華麗74.09
正解73.47
記す73.70
直々74.02
誰にも73.40
唐突73.52
差し上げる74.01
休む73.22
気持ちよい74.24
飛ばし73.48
邪悪73.93
72.96
構造73.57
使用者74.17
持たせる74.24
によれば73.80
泣かせ74.56
緩める73.94
体長74.19
真性75.18
割れ73.80
やりたい放題74.69
努めて74.18
環境73.36
踊り73.82
砂糖73.74
斜めに74.14
73.72
こうなると74.11
お捻り75.51
ドライフルーツ74.92
収納73.57
安い73.12
73.83
加盟74.82
手札74.04
観戦73.99
蒸留酒74.38
モード73.77
言われてみれば73.98
通う73.42
結わえる75.02
停止73.57
一人前74.11
権利73.65
どうしたん73.53
心得る74.50
行けません73.55
無茶苦茶74.02
歩む73.82
う歯74.60
74.12
74.74
でない73.36
云々73.91
急激73.84
73.77
庇護74.15
74.23
肝心73.74
生かす73.68
生命73.56
ガーター75.21
ディナー74.94
実力73.00
イメージ73.19
抜け73.20
練習73.24
大会73.41

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