I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
開き73.45
ニヤリ73.76
直々74.02
生命73.56
鼻で笑う74.49
体躯73.94
示し73.48
危ない73.21
売淫73.60
整える73.55
煽る73.74
釣られる74.51
びっくりした73.91
74.74
イメージ73.19
承認74.17
権利73.65
通過73.83
女王蜂74.91
内装74.18
生かす73.68
納め74.21
リゾット75.11
メタル74.45
吹き飛ぶ73.58
叱責74.17
ガーター75.21
謝る73.20
両脇74.12
位記73.79
結わえる75.02
収め73.80
赤面74.32
ネックレス73.99
砂糖73.74
大至急74.93
業務73.94
桜色74.55
呻き74.36
眠れる73.78
泣かせ74.56
でない73.36
持ち上げる73.40
専門73.87
有資格者75.90
73.25
紡ぐ73.79
ご機嫌よう74.26
捕まる73.48
来手73.41
みっともない74.25
その際73.71
かき消す74.23
世界征服74.72
10日74.28
常識73.40
刻み込む74.27
急速73.88
断る73.15
野次馬74.21
ロープ73.74
ぴーぴー75.84
73.83
如何に73.55
不可能73.19
冷徹74.22
73.50
宅配75.27
シェア74.23
震える73.32
下す73.54
出汁74.14
肝心73.74
経営者74.62
観戦73.99
そうすれば73.65
ドライフルーツ74.92
ごろごろ74.38
手首73.69
72.98
広く73.60
練習73.24
重視73.78
安い73.12
直轄74.45
差し上げる74.01
対峙73.62
提示73.79
系統73.48
おどおど74.61
重鎮74.16
ホイホイ74.60
遮る73.43
雇用74.39
タキシード74.92
表示73.45
維持73.34
逆らう73.71
決戦73.75
ひょっこり74.46

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