I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ってか13.72
鈍い音14.28
離脱13.83
乱雑14.50
寛容14.40
機嫌がいい15.04
それが何か14.41
大荒れ15.57
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
救い主15.29
公共15.10
創作14.36
虚しく14.33
差額15.20
手渡し14.10
御言葉14.94
兵隊人形17.05
泣きわめく14.99
扶養15.89
果て13.75
症状14.00
今のまま14.14
金貨13.27
安全策14.90
一芝居15.37
うすのろ16.04
同一14.21
定石14.72
沸き15.00
忠誠13.94
力を貸す14.74
サイドストーリー15.91
モジモジ14.77
探求心15.37
数量15.05
絶対王政15.55
後宮13.75
反故14.82
非難13.84
捻る13.90
鬼神14.19
シュール14.48
釣る13.87
果ては14.43
考えれば考えるほど14.80
出演料16.28
コーラス15.30
分ける13.85
超え13.42
隠蔽工作15.56
取り組み15.01
15.81
打破14.35
獣脂15.56
ローストチキン15.65
焦げる14.27
容疑者14.58
立ち上げる14.90
バンバン14.55
収支14.87
寡慾14.95
何回か14.25
彼氏13.92
げんなり14.36
重ね合う15.22
酌み交わす14.79
おかーさん14.98
卷く17.29
後退13.67
魔道士14.02
納屋14.50
そうなんです13.96
向うずね16.55
命をかける15.32
レジスト14.58
浮きあがる16.04
茶髪14.25
粗い15.02
闇雲14.55
結び付ける14.85
時間制限14.70
アクティブ14.03
オヤジギャグ16.11
並びに14.65
洩れる14.58
戸惑い13.73
趣味のよい16.69
維持費14.79
税務15.93
呼び捨て14.20
正月14.52
14.68
貸し切り状態15.78
執心14.70
ブロック14.10
具する17.59
順位14.23
オーソドックス14.79
在らせられる14.77
立ち代わる15.90

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