I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
瘡14.84
年がら年中15.38
産む13.79
混濁14.79
在住13.96
ガーリック15.62
塗りつぶし15.28
そつなく14.95
弁当13.94
訳あり14.91
神々13.40
首を落とす15.18
仮設14.75
ヤツ13.26
退る14.37
大量生産14.59
色香14.66
交付金17.29
ライトニング14.89
感服14.56
低レベル14.58
実況中継15.94
惨め14.19
兵隊人形17.05
フォーメーション14.85
馬鹿さ加減15.24
高高度15.07
歩き出す13.87
排卵14.63
灼熱14.12
やか15.16
人里14.35
凄く13.11
平穏13.83
干支13.94
保存庫15.27
合意の上15.35
迫り14.32
座りこむ14.86
上に立つ14.29
癒やす14.84
不純物14.60
年齢13.21
賛成13.71
ぽっかり14.33
下らん14.69
遠近15.09
釈然14.36
輌15.18
公開期間16.81
フランチャイズ15.95
面くらう15.97
両極端15.33
依托14.68
等分14.78
荷さばき16.34
一強15.76
フィーバー15.33
お手14.40
所定14.77
口上14.41
少人数14.47
振り向きざま14.88
打倒14.17
センチ13.67
模様替え15.40
大暴れ14.58
カタルシス15.46
網タイツ15.91
箪笥14.40
借金のかた15.91
元請17.11
野心14.20
仲が悪い14.56
穀物14.35
紋章13.71
愚痴13.88
ばら撒き14.92
種明かし14.87
踏み台14.52
想像力14.49
御用達14.49
虚偽14.71
円満14.87
両隣14.70
笑いを噛み殺す15.86
相打ち14.70
そうすると13.89
立ち代わる15.90
羽飾り15.38
恥ずべき14.87
除け13.88
ウインドウショッピング16.23
威光14.45
明らかにする15.06
小気味良い15.09
見立て14.17
呻き声14.19
後ろ側15.04
低賃金15.82

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