I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
兵隊14.07
大けが15.21
旺盛14.68
潮時14.89
蘇り14.85
風に乗る15.70
高名14.47
増して13.73
13.90
解せる14.60
市街戦15.10
ツヤツヤ15.06
弧を描く14.74
野ウサギ14.70
音響効果16.81
憂鬱14.20
犬っころ15.16
ネタばらし15.31
放出13.74
ガツガツ14.90
木の子14.72
遠隔14.52
吹き14.04
好転14.56
引き延ばす14.95
横槍を入れる15.52
前金14.88
突き出た14.76
紐パン15.62
逆手14.34
位置につく15.75
グレー14.45
毎日のように14.24
我が子14.04
ひと息14.95
赤身魚16.19
幕を引く16.08
快適さ15.37
拾い上げる14.11
食わす14.84
火の玉14.19
明かす13.95
小皿14.62
空を覆う15.26
粗悪15.07
宜しゅう15.31
目測14.78
代表的14.76
緩い14.03
結う14.42
空にする14.86
揺り動かす15.13
不便14.01
バラスト15.63
13.70
リビングテーブル16.55
漲る14.30
会議場14.83
座席14.25
精進14.42
待ちかまえる14.73
手当たりしだい15.84
有無14.00
乗っ取る14.11
景気14.72
気遣う13.89
お歴々15.20
当該15.05
準備期間14.74
興奮状態14.78
剣を抜く14.46
名前を付ける14.98
解ける13.67
立ち入り禁止14.64
詰め襟15.76
異物混入16.04
ウォーターボール15.18
呈する15.04
褐炭15.11
悪露15.14
ビクッと14.37
図式15.04
耳障り14.41
斜眼14.48
腫れ14.52
肌色14.69
良くやった14.11
思い込み14.27
作者13.83
14.04
思案顔14.74
稽古13.76
軽装14.22
創る13.84
13.68
復刻16.09
履歴14.74
残虐14.55
よっしゃー15.26
反映14.16

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