I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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やりたい放題74.69
リゾット75.11
世界征服74.72
ロープ73.74
ごろごろ74.38
浮き上がる74.22
そうすれば73.65
添える73.65
パタパタ74.33
長期滞在75.14
紡ぐ73.79
宅配75.27
佃73.25
じゃん73.55
身の上74.50
就いては74.87
あちらこちら74.26
育つ73.40
飼う73.95
言われてみれば73.98
やる気73.51
特徴73.47
牙73.22
揃い74.05
まじまじ74.04
持ち主73.54
正面73.68
謝る73.20
本音73.60
あんたら73.98
モード73.77
衣73.75
ホテル73.86
ディナー74.94
好み73.52
有資格者75.90
順74.12
まとめ74.00
速やか74.04
申し上げる73.65
とある73.37
税金74.20
強さ73.16
吹き飛ぶ73.58
冷製75.71
結果的に73.83
偉そう73.84
お任せ73.86
によれば73.80
限定73.71
隣接74.23
努めて74.18
安い73.12
当面74.04
真髄75.00
冷徹74.22
所有73.86
差し上げる74.01
みっともない74.25
お腹73.37
引き込む74.12
パリパリ75.10
引き起こす73.81
4つ74.18
野郎73.52
引き寄せる73.72
向上73.71
シロップ74.75
一般73.63
スプーン74.03
ガキ73.66
実力73.00
急激73.84
ホイホイ74.60
総73.77
○73.50
脚73.41
直轄74.45
御名73.60
依代74.94
降りる73.43
関節74.00
備える73.84
物語73.37
たし73.84
海産物74.73
賜る74.15
選択肢73.42
メタル74.45
治癒73.20
遮る73.43
触れ73.33
木72.81
重視73.78
赤面74.32
ガーター75.21
大型73.45
かき消す74.23
技術72.97

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