I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
御名73.60
構造73.57
賑やか73.81
試着74.73
操り74.09
たし73.84
遮る73.43
提示73.79
用心棒74.49
こうなると74.11
クレープ74.43
ご存知73.90
整える73.55
二度と73.48
庇護74.15
踏破74.01
上回る73.67
華麗74.09
岩陰74.63
脳裏73.54
ロープ73.74
常識73.40
集合73.98
履く73.90
どうしたん73.53
踊り73.82
あちら73.50
あちらこちら74.26
隣接74.23
ローテーブル75.22
拭く73.81
唐突73.52
10日74.28
業務73.94
パリパリ75.10
来手73.41
経営者74.62
大至急74.93
かき消す74.23
最優先73.97
純潔74.50
降りる73.43
住まい74.44
鼻で笑う74.49
乗馬74.34
煽る73.74
出汁74.14
云々73.91
清算74.72
釣られる74.51
でない73.36
結果的に73.83
正解73.47
一員73.93
速やか74.04
身分73.36
売り73.82
その際73.71
騒動73.55
74.33
目差74.29
就いては74.87
添える73.65
全滅73.60
肝心73.74
使用者74.17
冷徹74.22
世界征服74.72
あんたら73.98
単身74.34
ホモ74.61
73.07
儀礼74.28
とされる73.76
ネックレス73.99
ホワイト74.17
身の上74.50
通う73.42
越し73.68
桜色74.55
引き起こす73.81
タキシード74.92
伴い74.28
重鎮74.16
気持ちよい74.24
吸収73.34
上納75.23
びっくりした73.91
どちらか73.67
73.21
葡萄74.71
直轄74.45
揃い74.05
引き込む74.12
暫し73.60
ガーター75.21
男性用75.01
多価73.57
強靭74.05
要望73.82

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