I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ストライプ15.28
諜報員14.47
つべこべ15.24
同列14.65
何ごと15.10
堪えられない15.30
申し訳程度14.81
ハンドル14.51
げんなり14.36
諸芸17.11
悪名14.68
甘ったるい14.58
グロい15.06
落胆14.10
悲しいかな14.86
沸き15.00
ガード13.92
中空14.40
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
煮え切らない14.99
ってか13.72
居候14.64
可能であれば14.74
新入り14.53
極意15.00
残虐14.55
口振り14.66
伊達14.06
むさ苦しい14.83
がね13.58
だらだら14.46
情欲14.96
再起動14.48
汚物入れ16.64
パンツスーツ15.85
置けばいい14.79
続けざま14.55
薄皮14.92
手法14.15
言いたげ14.45
常道15.03
腹が立つ14.39
口内14.37
多すぎる14.09
大絶賛15.22
それ行け16.05
検索14.06
不純物14.60
見て見ぬふり14.82
完全予約制16.21
行動に移る14.92
淀む14.61
黒白15.27
憂さ晴らし14.97
気分のいい15.33
動物愛護15.63
意思疎通14.23
運賃15.38
若い子14.84
14.63
粉物15.93
苛立つ13.97
くるん14.01
ブリブリ15.88
体脂肪率15.93
物々しい14.54
取り下げる15.23
漁師14.13
野ウサギ14.70
爆乳15.10
三社14.45
七人14.21
風格14.36
レバー14.44
後任14.75
戦友14.38
百戦錬磨14.88
甲殻14.09
中間14.21
やっとこさ15.39
狙い撃ち14.81
肩の力を抜く15.14
円陣14.68
高みの見物14.95
14.11
天性14.84
バスター15.41
止めに入る14.93
所帯15.31
SM15.50
押し込み14.81
ランダム14.23
遊撃14.28
勇む14.73
梳く14.54
かも知れず15.07
言い捨てる14.48
学術14.68
メス14.41
一姫二太郎16.45

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