I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
仲間外れ14.74
念頭14.62
腰を抜かす15.11
後釜14.97
如何なもの14.56
研究者13.81
酌み交わす14.79
消極的14.52
何それ13.89
かいま見る15.89
ロングTシャツ16.75
踏み台14.52
難し14.09
海外14.19
フレンドリー14.75
愚者14.12
避難指示15.70
事ができる13.96
物干し15.89
きゃあ14.28
枯渇14.02
纏まり14.51
煮干15.70
サイドストーリー15.91
耳障り14.41
糞女15.73
事実婚15.96
ぶんぶん14.24
同地15.90
一味14.49
素っぴん15.31
差額15.20
住み着く14.41
段違い14.36
見破る14.22
大サービス15.42
賞金14.36
倍にする15.47
コース料理15.28
網膜14.59
良い子14.14
棲む14.38
灯し14.60
訳の分からない14.52
見切り発車15.66
女らしい14.41
モデル14.07
宝飾店15.45
男手15.06
隠者14.66
ヤバい13.88
穀倉地帯14.83
お手洗い14.98
儲ける14.54
差し手13.97
結論を出す14.80
レガース16.02
寝ぼけ14.45
市松模様16.24
呼びつける14.39
近郊14.43
諌める14.51
小馬鹿にする15.16
くれてやる14.43
ゲリラライブ16.37
樹木14.09
偏狭16.11
興奮状態14.78
籠める14.73
組み立てる14.62
怪獣14.41
主食14.50
良くやった14.11
大芝居16.07
押しつける14.40
暗に14.08
何名14.47
水々しい15.33
万が一13.50
偉いこっちゃ15.77
合戦14.36
親しみ14.38
遊び相手14.67
ソフト14.50
冤罪14.42
詰め物15.30
招へい16.69
心境の変化14.88
小皿14.62
おばはん15.61
報う14.42
万遍なく15.01
ホステス15.59
両極端15.33
何時しか14.04
短縮14.07
肩透かし14.85
鑑定士14.59
報道官16.14
ご注文14.78

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