I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
小細工14.38
事もなげに14.78
実務14.59
これまでで14.89
香草14.02
口裏15.22
グラウンド14.41
敷居15.04
モジモジ14.77
裸足で逃げ出す15.34
大盤振る舞い14.84
凍結14.32
喰う13.59
疑心暗鬼14.68
バックナンバー16.35
息を吐く13.88
心に残る15.50
入部14.77
兵糧14.53
天啓14.07
一体化14.43
トリ14.21
ニス14.19
げっそり14.82
極まりない13.97
身元保証15.81
フリータイム16.24
壁ドン15.03
有無14.00
14.42
侍る14.04
ありがとさん15.43
引きかえす16.23
申し出で15.17
斬り捨てる14.93
キレる14.74
水切り15.50
偉いこっちゃ15.77
下段14.62
待望14.84
売価15.92
スマート14.58
非効率14.90
温熱16.39
お先にどうぞ15.52
立ち代わる15.90
花柄15.06
破格14.27
ボディビル16.06
濡れタオル15.29
真似る14.55
ぎょっと14.09
がやがや15.08
称する14.68
一等地15.07
知らないふり15.09
むかっ14.68
諦観14.62
ぱっくり15.18
襲い掛かる14.02
眠い13.83
締め上げる14.96
14.82
鍛え上げる14.19
極刑14.85
粗悪品14.98
しばらくの間14.10
どうなっている14.24
取得13.58
根菜15.04
筋書き14.67
手渡し14.10
本陣13.99
有志14.83
本宅15.14
たーまやー16.53
紐パンツ16.89
ひいひい15.46
共鳴14.24
晩餐13.99
いい迷惑15.18
野心14.20
女子供14.46
紫色13.86
佳句14.36
当てにならない14.81
ごたごた14.85
統制14.29
囂しい15.63
祭る14.90
シナモン15.18
界隈14.76
泣き顔14.62
並びに14.65
目論み15.00
畏まった14.77
これ見よがし14.52
甲殻14.09
刃物13.91
茶碗蒸し15.33

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